And look at him now. A mouth full of rotting teeth so he can't even eat hot food, basically no real friends, living in a shithole, brain-damaged, going to die alone. I mean imagine your life sucking so much you're jealous of all that.
Story of the BOY's life.
But as a plot twist it was Clint's monkey paw.
Somehow Cobes has, for the longest time, been an alcoholic who cannot stomach the taste of alcohol.
ok but whats more goth than making mead out of the corpse. if you think about it all thats missing is some yeast and honey.
It's the opposite, actually. The more his teeth decay, the more the BOY doubles down on the KFC extra crispy.
This right here is why Cobra's content never gets old. The absurd goth af skull cup stares into your soul while Josh does the grown-up version of the kindergartener mixing together all the soda in the house.
Week-old booze, burning cigarettes, jizz, old sweat because he never showers, whatever the hell Tactical Soap smells like, maybe whatever he ate last depending on how recently he ate.
His rotten/infected teeth alone would make his breath smell like a corpse.
They never say he doesn't smell bad. They say he doesn't smell "THAT bad".
