Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Orkeosaurus]

Better not be crying that you can't sniff used Gothic of age panties anymore BOY

 

[Crunkle]

His cheeks and face look incredibly swollen, even compared to his other recent videos. I know it’s speculated about frequently, but given how noticeably swollen his cheeks have become and how quickly they got that way, it’s very likely that he currently has several dental abscesses growing rapidly which are going to hospitalize him, if he doesn’t have some sort of fatal event in his sleep first.
Given that he’s been in a weird up-and-down depression since Walt died, and drinking heavily at all hours even more so than usual, I’d bet he’s been avoiding Clint too. This could be really bad bros.
If his cheeks look like that in the next video, that should give us confirmation that he’s in for serious trouble.

He's storing food for winter, trole.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

the boy looks and sounds like an absolute mess

So same as it every was?

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Catching up on old recaps, too, when he has goldfinger over, chat asks how tall he is and he responds “5’9, or 6 feet, im not sure” That must mean he thinks there are 10 inches in a foot.
I swear in the first apartment he was at least able to count, or do simple addition.. how does one lose basic maths skills, or did he graduate high school for that matter if not?

 

[Barbenheimer]

New drink combo video and the boy looks and sounds like an absolute mess. Starts crying seconds into the video and then begins to yell before stopping himself. His therapist must be having a field day.

I think at :23-:26 he has tooth pains, anyone who’s needed a root canal knows how absolutely painful an infected root can be, and how it makes you wince and sometimes salivate. He has to stop mid-sentence to wince and then sucks in before continue speaking normally (crying would alter his voice on some level), combined with the facial swelling and I think it’s good tells his teeth issues have finally arrived.

I’ve always wondered how he’s had zero pain throughout his teeth rotting journey and it seems that grace period is now over, tooth aches are some of the worst pains you can experience, making you want to rip out the little bastards yourself, I couldn’t imagine having 8+ teeth infected.

 

[charlesdickens]

He's mentioned he's had tooth pain. If he admits too much, the trolls have won.

If he doesn't pump the brakes on the Walt dying drinking spiral a bit, it's going to culminate in something bad. I don't necessarily mean long-term healthwise, more like violent outburst/jail/etc. His birthday is coming up soon which is always the big last event in terms of Cobra content each year until Halloween comes.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He went from gothic bad boy with a new drink combo on deck to almost bursting into tears in just a few seconds. Looking pretty rough there, bud.

His birthday is coming up soon which is always the big last event in terms of Cobra content each year until Halloween comes.

It’s a given that he’ll ruin his birthday this year but we’re probably not getting any streams. How it happens though is utterly unpredictable besides booze being involved. First it was “I’ll show you drunk”, then the dono doxing spree and then last year when the bog witch got him evicted.

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

Sometimes the boy can give me a giggle. Better not be lusting after someone BOY!

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Anyone else notice this little detail in this week's bogchron update?
Freezer looks like it was actin' real cute to be hit a dozen times.

Can't really tell with the lighting if there are any new ones compared to the last update or not toobz. Or hell they could be from an even older tard out while he was giving his biggest fans (neighbors) an aftershow (post stream meltdown).

 

[Thesumof41is5]

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Anyone else notice this little detail in this week's bogchron update?
Freezer looks like it was actin' real cute to be hit a dozen times.
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Can't really tell with the lighting if there are any new ones compared to the last update or not toobz. Or hell they could be from an even older tard out while he was giving his biggest fans (neighbors) an aftershow (post stream meltdown).

Good catch.. i wondered what happened to that finger- I assumed as much. And of course he just leaves the ring on the same finger.. thats gotta sting.
I if i slip and knuckle myself with a wrench it takes weeks to heal and i feel it every time i move that finger

 

[somevan712]

Was it Walt's funeral today? The boy doesn't look good.

Walt's funeral is in a few days.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Tender as the bone, YouTube
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Good catch.. i wondered what happened to that finger- I assumed as much. And of course he just leaves the ring on the same finger.. thats gotta sting.
I if i slip and knuckle myself with a wrench it takes weeks to heal and i feel it every time i move that finger

Also, i was just trying to figure out if he is righty or lefty.. he always uses two hands for his phone, plays guitar righty, but doesn’t seem to favor a dominant side for pouring drinks- i’m not sure i could smoothly pour liquor with my left hand, am i more regarded than the boglim ?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I think at :23-:26 he has tooth pains, anyone who’s needed a root canal knows how absolutely painful an infected root can be, and how it makes you wince and sometimes salivate. He has to stop mid-sentence to wince and then sucks in before continue speaking normally (crying would alter his voice on some level), combined with the facial swelling and I think it’s good tells his teeth issues have finally arrived.

I’ve always wondered how he’s had zero pain throughout his teeth rotting journey and it seems that grace period is now over, tooth aches are some of the worst pains you can experience, making you want to rip out the little bastards yourself, I couldn’t imagine having 8+ teeth infected.

He's just Pongo-Maxxing Trole.

laryngeal sacs are so in right now get with the program.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Look familiar?

 

['Ole Dente]

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This is what I like to call a Cobra 22.

Cobra has two choices here. Should he:

• Struggle to use Siri which has a moderate likelihood of frustrating him to the point of maximum violence.
• Write out some fucked up retard gooby gobby sentence, find out later and exact maximum violence.

Whatever he does, you can be assured with 100% accuracy that the result is a smashed phone, him choking himself and screaming at the computer and finishing it off with an assuring reminder that he does not support rape.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

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Anyone else notice this little detail in this week's bogchron update?
Freezer looks like it was actin' real cute to be hit a dozen times.
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Can't really tell with the lighting if there are any new ones compared to the last update or not toobz. Or hell they could be from an even older tard out while he was giving his biggest fans (neighbors) an aftershow (post stream meltdown).

What I wouldn't give to hear one of his private tantrums. You know from the kike video that he's yelling nigger. We almost got a taste from that fuck scream at the end of that one stream.

 

[Crunkle]

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Walt's funeral is in a few days.

That's going to be a rough Friday for the BOY.

If Ozzy has a major health problem in the next week, I think the clock-towered dreamhouse might have to be downgraded to a rehab center paid for by Nips. This is definitely one of his worst drinking periods, you can tell it's bad from the way he started that video and nearly broke down within seconds.

Feels like there's half an hour left in the final episode of a show and you just know something bad's going to happen.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Freezer looks like it was actin' real cute to be hit a dozen times.

Maybe Clint told him "punch the fridge when you feel an autistic freakout coming on, bud" with an aim to save the walls, doors and cabinets.

 

[Hennimore]

What I wouldn't give to hear one of his private tantrums. You know from the kike video that he's yelling nigger. We almost got a taste from that fuck scream at the end of that one stream.

I was thinking the same thing after Jessica uploaded that video showing the rest of his trailer that he never shows. Just about every door in that trailer has a hole in it and there were some holes in his walls as well. Keep in mind this was just a couple of months after moving into there, I'm sure the state of his trailer has only gotten worse since then.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I was thinking the same thing after Jessica uploaded that video showing the rest of his trailer that he never shows. Just about every door in that trailer has a hole in it and there were some holes in his walls as well. Keep in mind this was just a couple of months after moving into there, I'm sure the state of his trailer has only gotten worse since then.

I forgot about that. I wonder if some of it is due to tooth pain. I needed a root canal on a single tooth when I was younger and it was like living in hell for the two days I had to wait.