Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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We're supposed to be laughing at autists here, not sperging out ourselves. Here's a palate cleanser. Ripped from a YT Short (sorry) but stopped clocks etc...



I've seen Josh comment on a few of the animated edits made of him (the more flattering ones anyways).


His comment is pinned at the top.
 
We're supposed to be laughing at autists here, not sperging out ourselves. Here's a palate cleanser. Ripped from a YT Short (sorry) but stopped clocks etc...

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I've seen Josh comment on a few of the animated edits made of him (the more flattering ones anyways).


His comment is pinned at the top.
I’m just a driiiinker
Who drinks his life awaaaay
Oh YouTube
I’m just a driiiiinker
Who sits at home all daaaaay

-Boggy Bogsbourne
 
I seem to recall LN claiming a restraining order against Cobes, is it still active? I’ve searched and can’t find updated information on this or not and no one seems to mention it
From my understanding of how they work I would assume it isn't in force any more if she still lives there if he was spending the night and such. It's my understanding that if she had proof of a violation she could go after him for a period of time after the violation to avoid causing a scene at her parents house so there's no reason to think she wouldn't if it was still in place unless it was all talk but him not attending the funeral "to not make her uncomfortable" makes me feel the opposite may actually be true and her parents were cowing her into not enforcing it.

tl;dr: I'm a retard and don't know either so enjoy my speculation
 
From my understanding of how they work I would assume it isn't in force any more if she still lives there if he was spending the night and such. It's my understanding that if she had proof of a violation she could go after him for a period of time after the violation to avoid causing a scene at her parents house so there's no reason to think she wouldn't if it was still in place unless it was all talk but him not attending the funeral "to not make her uncomfortable" makes me feel the opposite may actually be true and her parents were cowing her into not enforcing it.

tl;dr: I'm a retard and don't know either so enjoy my speculation
She doesn't live at Angie's house.
 
Why would LN need a restraining order?
Just ask Papa Clit to tell Jorbs she died like his other crush.


(Fr why does it take death to stop the obsession by cobes?? Is it an autistic fixation thing? Will his obsession with Ozzy pass once he dies too?)
 
It will either be a complete it is it what is toobz nothingburger
There's a zero percent chance it will be a nothing burger. When Ozzy dies he will likely break multiple phones as alogs will be bombarding him with AWOOOGAS and he will be extremely drunk. My only fear is other than the RIP OZZY short airplane mode video he will not stream and he will just be tortured and hammered off camera.

The steady decline of the cobraverse has been sad. First he stopped leaving the house, and now he has stopped streaming. I'm sick of prosciutto sandwich videos and soda reviews, ozzy needs to hurry up and die to shake up the content.
 
It will either be a complete it is it what is toobz nothingburger or a major spergfest meltdown equivalent of thousand broken cigarette streams.
If it were a year or two ago, we would have gotten a generational stream of him crying live like he did on 9/11. Unfortunately, we’ll probably just get a video of him drinking like we did with Aaron and Walt.
 
Side note, has Josh ever discussed his favorite Ozzy album? Or his opinion on Black Sabbath when Dio was the singer vs. Ozzy?
I feel like I've never actually heard him talk about Ozzys music other than the hits and refers to him only as an iconic figure/celebrity
 
Ahahahaha, Josh made her go full lesbian. Jk, with that big ass Adam's Apple and her obsession with trying to normalize saying everyone else is trans it's pretty clear she's a closested MtF. Eat shit Boyle, you will never have the Cobra again. Stay winning over this she-devil Jord.

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Side note, has Josh ever discussed his favorite Ozzy album? Or his opinion on Black Sabbath when Dio was the singer vs. Ozzy?
I feel like I've never actually heard him talk about Ozzys music other than the hits and refers to him only as an iconic figure/celebrity
Because he is the definition of a poser. He's not going to be able to name B side tracks off of Black Rain or Down to Earth. As far as Dio goes, I don't think he knows anything about Dio other than maybe Holy Diver and Rainbow in the Dark.

He certainly doesn't know Dio's stuff with Sabbath, I bet he doesn't even know who Rainbow was, and to go back in Dio's history even further (Elf, Ronnie and the Prophets and Ronnie and Red Caps) would be a waste of time.
 
Side note, has Josh ever discussed his favorite Ozzy album? Or his opinion on Black Sabbath when Dio was the singer vs. Ozzy?
I feel like I've never actually heard him talk about Ozzys music other than the hits and refers to him only as an iconic figure/celebrity
The answer is usually, "I like them all." Whenever he lists his favorite ozzy songs, it's always a mix of hits, b-sides/covers, and sabbath songs. I wouldn't say he only knows the "hits", because he's probably the only person who actively listens to the stupid shit, like the miss piggy song and the abba cover. Its all the same to him. He used to say dio sabbath was "alright", and that he just preferred ozzy more. Then at some point, way late, he found out about their beef and changed his tune to, "dio sucks, that's why he died first."
 
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