Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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bonified retard said:
Probably because he never had a "crush" on Stephanie. One of Stephanie's friends introduced him to her, and set them up. Doesn't sound like there was ever an infatuation / stalking period like with his actual crushes.
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We all know his first love was that Britney Spears poster on his wall. But it is interesting, actually.

He doesn't really jump into things because he wants to but because he feels like it's what a real man does.

Pouring one out, "you might be from Wyoming when..." jokes, guns, crying over 9/11, picking up chicks at bars, having posters of girls on his wall (the godforsaken Britney Spears and Monster bikini babe posters). He's like a lot of autists I know who emulate pop culture to a tee and do it so obsessively like it's their template to live a somewhat normal life.

Obviously not to the level of the BOY but it's been on my mind for a while whenever I watch him.
 
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Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
He always came across as a big Ozzy fan that only seems to know about as many black sabbath songs as I do. He loves the song Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, but could he tell you the song that comes after it on the album?
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Does he even own any albums? You would think he suit to be this retarded vinyl pusher. You know, that kind with all of their records scratched to hell and infinity, falling over the turntable and shit. GOOOD DAAAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIT!
 
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bonified retard said:
Patrick Kenyon is a fat, 47 year old, unemployed junkie, and has been t.ouching the shit for years now. He was probably the most active rage poster on the cobra sub (u/airmankenyon). Not surprised he's still at it.
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Another Cobra ween turns out to be a middle aged junkie. He was onto something when he said the trolls were jealous of his life because this is the exact type of person who’d be jealous of a retard who collects welfare and sits around drinking and smoking all day in his free housing.
 
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Crunkle said:
the godforsaken Britney Spears and Monster bikini babe posters
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deeman said:
Does he even own any albums? You would think he suit to be this retarded vinyl pusher. You know, that kind with all of their records scratched to hell and infinity, falling over the turntable and shit. GOOOD DAAAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIT!
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He watched The Osbournes as a kid and is in love with the idea of Ozzy more than anything.
 
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deeman said:
Does he even own any albums? You would think he suit to be this retarded vinyl pusher. You know, that kind with all of their records scratched to hell and infinity, falling over the turntable and shit. GOOOD DAAAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIT!
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Clint gifted him an Ozzy record (I think "Blizzard of Oz") a couple of years ago, but he doesn't own a record player. Apparently Clint had it from his youth? It was an older pressing, but Clint always pushbacked on Josh's taking to any "satanic music" when he was growing up, so I'm not sure how genuine that is. He could have bought it off Discogs for a dollar.

Anyway, you're overestimating Josh. He's literally retarded. He doesn't know how to pirate anything and just looks up YouTube videos anymore. He used to legitimately pay for music on iTunes/Apple Music and that's where he has some Ozzy songs. Undoubtedly he's a poser, but some of that is due to him being legitimately really stupid. He doesn't know any deep cuts or anything. When he's rattled off songs he likes, he always includes pretty recent Ozzy songs (like "Believer" to "Patient Number 9") along with the ones the average person knows. I find it funny he often mentions "the collab with Miss Piggy" and I'm still unsure if he actually knows that Ozzy's version of "Stayin' Alive" is a cover which he also mentions as a favorite. He used to use money in the early days to "load up his iTunes gift card" to buy music.

Josh himself did do a pretty funny Bee Gees cover of "I Started a Joke" -- an apt song for him. He calls them the "Bee Ghees" (like clarified butter) and realizing the lyrics made him go into a societal relations rant in the middle of the cover.

Josh's obsession with Ozzy really went into full force after leaving his basement sometime. He used to be more into Cradle of Filth, then for whatever reason, he started talking about Ozzy a lot. As an old Cobrahead, I remember this pivot being a bit odd since there wasn't any clear indication why and he always was pretty casual about it before. Ozzy got elevated to God status fairly quickly.
 
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bonified retard said:
Patrick Kenyon is a fat, 47 year old, unemployed junkie, and has been t.ouching the shit for years now. He was probably the most active rage poster on the cobra sub (u/airmankenyon). Not surprised he's still at it.
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Imagine contacting the daughter of a dead man before the funeral has even happened so that you can try to fuck over an actual retard and thinking that it's some kind of moral victory. Holy shit Cobes' trolls are pathetic.
 
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charlesdickens said:
He used to be more into Cradle of Filth, then for whatever reason, he started talking about Ozzy a lot.
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Dani Filth, the singer from Cradle of Shit mentioned big a huge Ozzy fan in some interview and that appears to have rewired Josh at a genetic level to worship Ozzy. I honestly do not recall him mentioning Ozzy back in the basement days.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Emphasis on “Rejected by every chick I liked since the 4th grade”. He’s not saying he’s been rejected by every women. He’s saying he’s been rejected by every woman he found attractive or had a crush on. Fact of the matter is he just wasn’t that into Steph and just wanted to get laid or have a girlfriend but didn’t actually “like” her so to speak
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Couldn’t Judy and Ami retcon this? If I remember correctly he met them via dating sites, so there’s the possibility he liked them first?

And unrelated, new kino music vid from Cooler_Taste.

 
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Potion_Time said:
I wish this guy made more of these. Cobra claiming that an entire stadium at an Atlanta Falcons game cheered "That's gothic King Cobras favorite football team FUCK MASS SHOOTINGS" is one of the greatest bits of schizo retardation ever. He said it with such confidence as if he himself believed it.
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I want him to animate Cobra telling the story of how he got that finger injury and how he heroically saved that cat from a catch and release trap.
 
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Sluggo the Nasty said:
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Taken from his facebook https://www.facebook.com/patrick.kenyon.75

From Racine, Wisconsin

Here's his Instagram, also I am convinced that the u/airmankenyon is him as it corroborates with his affinity for Chicago Bears.

A lot of information comes up if you google his name with Racine, potential address is 1426 Deane Blvd, Racine, WI 53405. There are phone numbers listed but I am not 100% on which would be his so I will omit that for someone else to confirm.
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Doesn't have custody of kids?
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Yep he's just a complete failure and loser, further proof Cobra's alogs are unironically jealous of him. lmfao.
 
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Sluggo the Nasty said:
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Taken from his facebook https://www.facebook.com/patrick.kenyon.75

From Racine, Wisconsin

Here's his Instagram, also I am convinced that the u/airmankenyon is him as it corroborates with his affinity for Chicago Bears.

A lot of information comes up if you google his name with Racine, potential address is 1426 Deane Blvd, Racine, WI 53405. There are phone numbers listed but I am not 100% on which would be his so I will omit that for someone else to confirm.
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First photo makes him look like an unemployed Kevin Owens.
 
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