Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Never forget that reddit and the Wendy's discord server gave him the original two strikes by reporting his every move. The boy may be retarded but these losers dedicated their lives to reporting his every twitch, eye roll, and fart to youtube. Assholes content cucked us.
One might say that Cobra owns their sad, pathetic lives.
 
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Just can’t help themselves
 
this is why gatekeeping is necessary. I blame bitesize I blame seizure I blame bog chron and any loser that made his content easily accessible and incentivized spreading it around and cried about gatekeeping, didn’t do anything to discourage a-logs because any and all engagement lined their pockets with cash. ARE YOU HAPPPY?! YOU GOT WHAT YOU WAAAAANTEEEED?!??!
99% of people who watch Cobra’s content watch recap or edit channels. I guarantee you that barely anyone in this thread would be into Cobra if it wasn’t for those channels.
 
If Josh was smart,
That's a big if. He has been ban-evading this entire time, he will continue to upload to Facebook and if youtube becomes to much effort to maintain he will go to whatever platform his buddy trolls tard handlers walk him through setting up. Although I think the much more likely outcome is he will just ramble on facebook until he chokes on a drink combo in his sleep.
9% of people who watch Cobra’s content watch recap or edit channels. I guarantee you that barely anyone in this thread would be into Cobra if it wasn’t for those channels.
I agree, most of his fanbase is because of Cobra content, not cobra's content. Which means it is even more important that they do not encourage gayoping and fuckery. FagChron alog was 100% involved with pozloading my neghole and the encouragement of pozloading my neghole. Every single time I have seen a screenshot of him talking anywhere, it was always directly related to alogging.
 
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I guarantee you that barely anyone in this thread would be into Cobra if it wasn’t for those channels.
You say that as if it’s a bad thing. Everything negative about cobras content or every bad thing in the cobraverse directly correlates to the increase in popularity brought about by these channels. They not only fail to discourage a-logging (don’t want to discourage those super chats gatekeep!) but you can see it clearly. Bitesize who was the head mod of the sub didn’t do shit to discourage glass tapping and a-logging and what happened? Sub shut down. Hell in his video recapping cobras life he made it a point to very pointedly and intentionally call out Josh never faced any consequences for his actions in regards to shit talking Carl on YouTube and immediately after that video came out there was a huge uptick in cobra getting harassed about Carl and his channel got banned shortly after for bullying as a-logs combed through to find things to report.

You can dumb react me all you want but these dickweeds made cobras content more accessible for one reason only and that was to line their pockets and as a consequence of them trying to maximize their supercharts on their dumb livestreams or paid memberships they didn’t discourage any behavior and encouraged anything that brought them more engagement even including a-logging. Eventually they realized they’d get more engagement from a-logs and people getting worked up and outraged and they absolutely leaned into it. Now look where we are.
 
99% of people who watch Cobra’s content watch recap or edit channels. I guarantee you that barely anyone in this thread would be into Cobra if it wasn’t for those channels.

I used to watch every live stream until he stopped that or they just became ebegging streams. I also don't have time to spend hours watching a drunk guy burn ribs while slurring to himself before passing out midstream. They made him more accessible but that is a double edged sword with these cows.

My only fear is he is so fucking lazy that he won't move to another platform that would work better for him. I also suspect Clint told him to not go live when drinking and he has been sticking to that rule for the most part. Also, a few pages back someone said he is not lazy. Like wtf, he can literally go outside and paint a stick and sell it for hundreds of dollars but doesn't. I love the little tard' but he is sloth incarnate.
 
Posters in there already calling for mass flagging. They'll never learn.

What would they learn? That it works? These fags report, flag, and seethe at everything Cobes does because he’s said TRUTH about Reddits chosen people- troons. So they report and he gets banned for a week and now perhaps permanently, there no downside to doing this so they sit in Facebook groups and gay discords just reporting at anything they can twist in an attempt to get him “punished”

Nothing will ever stop this level gayops for any cow because the internet provides anonymity so there’s just no drawback to doing gay shit like this
 
Reading the posts about this in the Facebook group makes me mad. These people are such self-righteous fart sniffers.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”​


The worms that always went and tattled to the teacher never grew up, they only moved on.
 
Reading the posts about this in the Facebook group makes me mad. These people are such self-righteous fart sniffers.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”​


The worms that always went and tattled to the teacher never grew up, they only moved on.
I’m sorry I couldn’t help but laugh reading this. I’ve said it before but it blows my goddamn mind that there is a group of people that thinks a Boglim that lives in bumfuck nowhere who does almost nothing but eat, drink, sleep, and jack off to cam girls all day is the second coming of Hitler.
 
I’m sorry I couldn’t help but laugh reading this. I’ve said it before but it blows my goddamn mind that there is a group of people that thinks a Boglim that lives in bumfuck nowhere who does almost nothing but eat, drink, sleep, and jack off to cam girls all day is the second coming of Hitler.
there jealous of his dark magic obviously
 
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