Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[somevan712]

What sort of mate would be appropriate for the boy? Are there females of the boglim species, or is he one-of-a-kind?

I'm betting he will find a woman with red flags qualities similar to JESSICA BOYLE: psycho, BPDemon, loud, obnoxious, demanding, petty, abusive, manipulative, gross, uneducated, useless, parasitic, etc. Ironically, that's because many of these qualities also apply to Cobra: loud, obnoxious, demanding, petty, abusive, gross, uneducated, etc.

The general "opposites attract" expression highlights the exception in relationships, as most people tend to orbit those similar to themselves. The Boglim species is no different than humans in this way, and according to the most recent scientific observations noted in Boglim Weekly, his next girlfriend is expected to be worse.

Spoiler: Trust and believe

Girlfriends, hookups, or persons of desire (to the best of my knowledge).

Name	Of-Age	Life Status	Relation	Consenting	Human	"Daddy Issues"	"Mental problumz"	Goth Status	Boglim Seed Recepticle	Danger
Stephanie		Alive	Non-related
Summer		Alive	Non-related
Ami		Alive	Non-related						Unknown
Judy		Alive	Non-related				Unknown
Tamy		Alive	Non-related				Unknown		Unknown
Gothie		Alive	Non-related
Jessica		Alive	Non-related
NEXT		Alive	Non-related
LN		Alive	Non-related			RIP Walt
Legions of Fangirls		Alive	Non-related

She will be crazier and more disgusting than NAL. I hope he maintains his dry spell and keeps the scary girls away.

 

[Devious Dave]

Josh stopped ride bike because he went full boglim. He was too lazy years ago. He could have fixed bike or even bought a new bike 20 times over by now. He gave up leaving the house to become one with the bug throne.

I blame covid. A lot of things changed after covid and some people just never recovered

 

[Big Nasty]

Who is this big tit "Amelia W" ho? Some scam account?

 

[Candover]

you're talking about the BOY who mixed up the teas when he was working at Wendy's

It's not his fault dood. He didn't do it intentionally.

 

[Jerbear89]

he should got with gothie i knew she isn't the best but better than jessica

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I've got all the makings of being a serial killer. I just choose not to.

Rate me late but holy shit what a faggot.

 

[Re(Runner)48]

Fanart of the Cobester. May his channel rest in piece as TNWU.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

Rate me late but holy shit what a faggot.

This is such a great series of words; I hope you don't mind me borrowing it if the situation ever comes up.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I never understood why he doesn't put money into fixing the bike, and get a job doing doordash. He gets exercise, some small human interaction (which he desperately needs), doesn't have to wash his ass, gets some money, harder for people to find his job to fire him, and lastly I'm pretty sure he can get free food if the order falls through. So some content for his food hacks.

Because he is incompetent beyond what even the most basic jobs require. It would take him ages to figure out how the apps work. He doesn’t go out, so I doubt he knows the layout of the city beyond his “hood.” He’d struggle to use the apps, struggle to find the restaurants, struggle to find the customers. I bet half the time the food would be damaged because he’s too dumb to secure it properly. All the drinks would get spilled for sure. A customer would complain and Josh would end up crashing out and quit on the spot.

He also can’t stop drinking anymore.

 

[BlastMonk]

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Fanart of the Cobester. May his channel rest in piece as TNWU.

Horrifyingly enough you've been too generous with his teeth. He has less than that and they're far more degraded/shorter etc

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

I'm really looking forward to this retard war spiraling out of control

 

[ParasiteSteve]

He has convinced himself that trolls will get him fired, even though he was the majority reason he got fired.

Its pretty interesting how quickly people join Cobes on the whole "troles got me fired! troles do everything bad in my life!". His second job he quit because he was getting reduced hours. But he also forgets he talked about his job whilst he was working, like the tshirt argument. I bet he wore that "jesus is a cunt" shirt he loved so much. Plus just arguing about attire anyway. Oh, and the farts. His method of dealing with farts at work was to fart, then quickly breath it up so others do not smell it. Now envision the boy, hunched over a sink full of dishes, with some ratty shirt on, with his hair dye job. And he is farting, and quickly huffing it up. When you confront him "leave me alone DOOD I am autistic!"

Trolls do fuck with fuck the boy thats for sure, but its mostly limited to his phone and doordashing bird seed. He got drunk and played with a loaded shotgun on stream all by himself, but I am sure in his mind it was the trolls who never allowed him to clean his apartment. Or the middle of the night screaming fits we got a glimpse into.

Strange as well that only once Jessica and the gorlworld showed up did the channel start really taking a hit. They openly gayops, and like typical women, their first move is to seek an authority figure in the form of reporting to youtube.

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

Is he really a sicko though?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Pretty sure he would fail as a Walmart greeter.

He would insist on wearing the dog collar, would lear at women (of-age or not), and probably find some way to fuck up, “Welcome to Walmart.” Let alone look a homeless man who crawled in from the parking lot

 

[Devious Dave]

Josh doesn't even need a job. If he had a manager and wasn't lazy he could easily make enough off wands and other things he could make to live off of hell if he brought back TTS and just live streamed himself for , a few hours a day that alone would probably easily pay for the groceries

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

There is no way that Josh is capable of performing even the most basic of tasks for a job right now. He would have to fix his health and his alcoholism issues to even have a chance, and he's been out of work now for a very long time, in which he has lost many braincells to booze and duster.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

There is no way that Josh is capable of performing even the most basic of tasks for a job right now. He would have to fix his health and his alcoholism issues to even have a chance, and he's been out of work now for a very long time, in which he has lost many braincells to booze and duster.

He has also been indoors for a long time like some kind of gothic monk, getting him outside when sober would be extremely difficult at this point.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Trolls do fuck with fuck the boy thats for sure, but its mostly limited to his phone and doordashing bird seed.

You got a lot of information wrong in your post, especially this. Trolls fuck with him badly, they harass any location he uses, steps into, talks about, or mentions his family is at/in/visiting.

 

[Candover]

Pretty sure he would fail as a Walmart greeter.

He would insist on wearing the dog collar, would lear at women (of-age or not), and probably find some way to fuck up, “Welcome to Walmart.” Let alone look a homeless man who crawled in from the parking lot

It's sad but true that he would fail at literally the easiest job on earth. That boy can't do anything right.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

I'm really looking forward to this retard war spiraling out of control


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I really hope this butterfly effects into something. A man can dream, but I could die happy if I saw Raxx and Cobes chatting in a panel. The boot loops of thought would be insane.