Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cambiar said:
One of cobra's alogs is a moderator of /r/politics, u/therealdanhill. I don't think is a single alog who doesnt have substance abuse issues, a real shocker.
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anliteralidiot said:
This made me, like, sad? In a way I can't quite put a finger on?
It's like seeing an animal in captivity, versus seeing them in nature. Seeing this Cobes in such an artificial setting... It's like learning about zoochosis.

like at least let him wear a green or black shirt doodt come on
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You could never really constrain Cobra, the expectation that he wear a tie and not burn off fucking darts 24/7 while he’s playing Facebook games at work is an impossible prospect. He was always fated to just….be this guy who doesn’t give a fuck.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
whenever i see this excuse come up i just wonder how these people would react to any other retard doing something similar. would they say that retarded child or adult is also an awful person who needs to be shot or would they just go "oh they must not know any better please dont be ableist towards special needs people"

i am pretty sure they dont give a single fuck about puff they just want an excuse to justify their unreasonable hatred of cobes. in the end whenever cobra does finally die i think his trolls are gonna all be left with the realization that they wasted their lives and its going to lead to some very hilarious results.
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Unreasonable? I don't think you've watched enough Cobra. It's pretty reasonable to hate a guy who, in his own words, fantasizes about murdering, dismembering women, and "fucking their corpses".

Galeocerdo said:
Which ultimately is the later in this regard and given he has sworn off pets (seemingly, in his words) going forward it shows he is at least capable of understanding he cannot look after animals, which look man, credit where credit is due. I know people IRL who are ""More functioning"" than Cobes here and still blow through pets like retards and don't give a fuck or face a single bit of scrutiny for their abuses.
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He's killed at least two more (childhood) animals (on purpose) by poisoning them (ignoring that he also poisoned puff and admitted to killing a baby bird with his bike tire). I would say it's more likely Clint has stepped in on him owning pets than him "swearing" them off, which brings me to my next point.

He has harmed his family since before moving out, which is why he isn't allowed back unless he's banished to the basement. He's harassed specific (female) family members at family gatherings, which is why he is not invited. He has a history of bullying (and apparently sexually victimizing) people he deems more retarded than himself, which is why he hates school. He is not just some "drunk man in a trailer", "harming no one but himself".

He is KingCobraJFS, and the "venom" he creates for other people, he's forced to drown himself in.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
The reason why so many people really like Josh despite the fact that he is objectively one of the most boring cows on this website is this; In this boglim, you see parts of yourself.

Sure, maybe you don't....lose your slow moving pets in a field, maybe you don't get sent a child sex doll and have it make out with your ventriloquist dummy, maybe you don't do a lot of these really retarded things....but at one point in your life, you drank a bit too much. You might be balding and you're having trouble coming to terms with that, you might make stupid cooking recipes in your kitchen and kinda laugh to yourself about how silly it is. Maybe you've been evicted once or twice in your life and it was completely your fault.

And maybe you've done or said some things that you don't like to think about because of how guilty they make you feel. If it's any consolation, if you feel bad about them, he probably does too.
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Damn reading that made me flash back to when I used to really like cocaine, fun times till I was homeless
 
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The majority Cobes has been archived, and Keemstar brings in the 420 weeks of the shitpocalypse with him. It's not worth it. Let's just hope Courtney can wrangle him on rumble or kick.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
You could never really constrain Cobra, the expectation that he wear a tie and not burn off fucking darts 24/7 while he’s playing Facebook games at work is an impossible prospect. He was always fated to just….be this guy who doesn’t give a fuck.
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Leave me alone excel is hard dood
 
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tupac'd futurama fan said:
Unreasonable? I don't think you've watched enough Cobra. It's pretty reasonable to hate a guy who, in his own words, fantasizes about murdering, dismembering women, and "fucking their corpses".
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That doesn’t warrant hatred. Maybe concern, I think concern is a fair reaction. I’m not concerned, that requires effort and thought which are two things this guy is incapable of putting forth in any meaningful way. Also, he’s just mad and saying edgy shit, man. He’s not going to hurt anybody, he’s just poppin’ off.

tupac'd futurama fan said:
He's killed at least two more (childhood) animals (on purpose) by poisoning them (ignoring that he also poisoned puff and admitted to killing a baby bird with his bike tire).
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It was clearly accidental and that’s because he’s a real life, actual government assisted retard. We can argue he shouldn’t have pets anymore and I think that’s a fine point but let’s not pretend you’re not completely misrepresenting that situation to fit your already established bias. That bird is actually a good example of how retarded he is, he killed it because it fell out of the nest and it was going to die from starvation, he thought what he was doing was a mercy. He’s not exactly wrong about that either but it was still a fucked up thing to do. He’s admitted that and apologized for it. The guy is retarded, he doesn’t know what he’s doing half the time, he’s just operating life by how he understands it.

tupac'd futurama fan said:
He has harmed his family since before moving out, which is why he isn't allowed back unless he's banished to the basement.
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Need a source for that, I’m not sure what you mean.

tupac'd futurama fan said:
He's harassed specific (female) family members at family gatherings, which is why he is not invited.
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Again I’m not sure what that’s in reference to. I’m not saying that it didn’t happen, I just don’t know the circumstance so I can’t comment.

tupac'd futurama fan said:
He has a history of bullying people he deems more retarded than himself,
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(and apparently sexually victimizing) people he deems more retarded than himself, which is why he hates school.
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He hates school because he was bullied relentlessly for being the weird guy that followed around girls he liked and talked about snakes obsessively. He was also in the retard class.

His admittedly weird sexual experiences as a young guy with other retards shouldn’t bother you if you’re willing to interpret them as what they are.

Look man, he’s a mong on the internet. Your hate is disproportionate and irrational. It’s born from lying to yourself and forcing a narrative that justifies it. Whatever hole you’re in that makes you feel this way, dig yourself out of it and stop putting it on everyone else. Get off drugs, make your life livable again. I will light some candles and offer a burning of Elder wood for you, doot.

Cobratin bless!
 
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'Ole Dente said:
Again I’m not sure what that’s in reference to. I’m not saying that it didn’t happen
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It did not happen. This is fanfiction that started on the subreddit. There is no evidence of him spying on his sisters or sniffing their panties, or any of the weirdo shit this retard alog spewed in his alog rant post. Cobes is invited to be with his family all the time, the only thing that fucks it up his Cobra and his drinking. In fact, we have on camera his family begging him to come inside and spend time with them instead of hiding in the backyard on his phone smoking. What we don't have is any evidence whatsoever of any of those claims.
 
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I have yet to see any proof that Josh did anything creepy to his sisters or family(The same guy that constantly reinforces how much he hates sickos? Dial 555-come-on-now nigga), and outside of Puff and that baby bird he killed, he has at worst given his dad's dogs some weed. That's about it, really. Is he a smelly weirdo who can barely hold a job? Yes. Is he a retard who does stupid things because he's a retard? Very. Should you get mad over the fact that he does any of that shit? No.
@tupac'd futurama fan is clearly a reddit A-log and I hope you get the psychological or financial help you very sorely need.
 
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I have yet to see any proof that Josh
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If there was proof or a screenshot we would see it posted a billion times by fresh meat. In a thousand Facebook posts, on the boglim, subreddit, attached to memes. This shit started on the subreddit "what a perv I bet he sniffed his sisters panties" "he probably was spying on them in the shower". Fast forward two days later.... "I think I saw a post that said he got caught sniffing his sisters dirty panties in the laundry and jerking off while his sister was in a bubble bath". Fast forward 6 months later and now it's a proven fact that he definitely is a pervert who fucked his sisters and beat up grandma at Thanksgiving.
 
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