Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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poopshoes said:
You know what I would actually love to see Cobes make buttered toast. It would probably just end up being a mountain of prosciutto by the end of it but I'd love to see him try.
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"I bought a really nice sourdough, toobz. Gonna cut a slice of this and put some country crock on, TMDWU"
proceeds to slather half a pack of the highest quality, american made margarine that money can buy onto 5 inches of stale wonderbread that's being held together by toothpicks.
 
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Thought I'd check in on $KingJFS' market value:
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It's doing great, lads.
 
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Taint_fairy2.0 said:
Fun fact: Cobes actually saved me from having a bad trip on shrooms the other day - for just by thinking of him and that people like him actually exists made me roflol :lit:
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Next time you are deep in psychoactive hallucinogens, as it is kicking in I want you to do this. Close your eyes, concentrate very hard, and imagine you have transcended crossing space and time depositing your soul into Cobra's body in Casper Wyoming. As you open your eyes you see the blurry scene of a dusty, ash, and coom covered Apple monitor with chaturbate open, drink combo in one hand, and a small smart device in the other constantly going "AWOOOOGA". Attempt to contact us on this device, and let us know how it is going then.
 
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Pattern Noticer said:
Cobra coin is live! Doesn't say where you can buy it, doesn't link it in the description.
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I'd like to imagine that when setting this up with Josh they had him promise that he would promote it and it took them days of constantly messaging him on Facebook to even get him to post this seven second video that doesn't even include a link or any information whatsoever.

Glass tappers learning, once again, that working with Josh is not worth the trouble.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Next time you are deep in psychoactive hallucinogens, as it is kicking in I want you to do this. Close your eyes, concentrate very hard, and imagine you have transcended crossing space and time depositing your soul into Cobra's body in Casper Wyoming. As you open your eyes you see the blurry scene of a dusty, ash, and coom covered Apple monitor with chaturbate open, drink combo in one hand, and a small smart device in the other constantly going "AWOOOOGA". Attempt to contact us on this device, and let us know how it is going then.
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Instead of being stuck in the k-hole you're stuck in the bog-hole
 
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RAT Team Six said:
The rule with addicts is that they always somehow last far longer than you’d ever imagine. Unless it’s heroin/fent. Then yeah, they die pretty quick.
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Yep, and it's an especially slow burn with alcohol most of the time. As long as he sticks to just alcohol and doesn't choke on his own vomit, I wouldn't be surprised if Cobra lives into his 50s.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Next time you are deep in psychoactive hallucinogens, as it is kicking in I want you to do this. Close your eyes, concentrate very hard, and imagine you have transcended crossing space and time depositing your soul into Cobra's body in Casper Wyoming. As you open your eyes you see the blurry scene of a dusty, ash, and coom covered Apple monitor with chaturbate open, drink combo in one hand, and a small smart device in the other constantly going "AWOOOOGA". Attempt to contact us on this device, and let us know how it is going then.
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“So- so one of my FUCKING YOUTUBE TROLLS asteroid protected into my body dood and now he’s living rent free in my head and I’m just over here like “oh, hey”. My trolls are pathetic dood imagine- IMAGINE being so obsessed with me you inhabit my body I rule their fucking lives”
 
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Hennimore said:
I'd like to imagine that when setting this up with Josh they had him promise that he would promote it and it took them days of constantly messaging him on Facebook to even get him to post this seven second video that doesn't even include a link or any information whatsoever.

Glass tappers learning, once again, that working with Josh is not worth the trouble.
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That was beyond a half-assed promotion, more like an eighth-assed promotion; I really hope these twats don't get him into trouble.
 
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Acceptable said:
This is an insane accusation on my part but we have seen the way Josh has passed out like a dead person. Remember when he was passed out and Jessica was screaming and banging around in his apartment and that didn’t even wake him? If Sasha sucked his dick I could believe it happened when cobra was unconscious.
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She not only banged and screamed in his apartment while he was passed out, but I’m pretty sure actually fucked him while streaming, while he was passed out, without waking him up. She was manic streaming, and pointed the camera toward the wall and made sure we could see her shadow while she was bouncing on it.
 
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