Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Statix_Shark said:
You know the a-logs are still going to seethe no matter what.
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"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is getting its boots on". I wonder how Cobes would butcher this quote if he knew it.

"Cobra stole the donation money!" is now officially canon in the world of alog fanfiction. Right up there with "he raped a retard!", "he killed a baby bird out of malice!" and "he abused Puff!".
 
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somevan712 said:
"Trolls mass flagged the gofundme until it was taken down"
This sounds realistic to me, but I am not familiar with gofundme. I doubt anyone gained access to Cobra's account, and I doubt he straight up stole the money, especially if refunds were given.
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This was from the troll FB page in regards to that, so I am inclined to agree with you

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Earl of Slander said:
Why does everyone always leave out the spicy jalapeño pepper patch hot sauce (not a sponsor)?
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Glad I'm not the only one who remembers the pepper patch hot sauce sub-era. He always does this with condiments that he gets. There was also a time when he'd pour liquid smoke on his food hacks.
 
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Agares said:
Glad I'm not the only one who remembers the pepper patch hot sauce sub-era. He always does this with condiments that he gets. There was also a time when he'd pour liquid smoke on his food hacks.
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God I remember that. The amount of liquid smoke he used is eventually gonna contribute to whatever supercancer is brewing inside of him, there's no way that stuff is healthy in those amounts. The liquid smoked salmon probably would've killed a normal person.
 
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titty nigga said:
God I remember that. The amount of liquid smoke he used is eventually gonna contribute to whatever supercancer is brewing inside of him, there's no way that stuff is healthy in those amounts. The liquid smoked salmon probably would've killed a normal person.
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How strong even is liquid smoke? IIRC I've never had anything with that as an ingredient but they say you're supposed to only use a few drops at a time.
 
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Agares said:
How strong even is liquid smoke? IIRC I've never had anything with that as an ingredient but they say you're supposed to only use a few drops at a time.
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It's one of the most potent ingredients you can use. Stronger than fish sauce, even. It's just condensed flue gas and tastes like your clothes smell after a night around the bonfire. Any more than a few milliliters can ruin an entire dish by making it taste like ash and charcoal.
 
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