Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[DocHoliday]

Good lord, if i didn’t know that was a foot.. I'd think it was a deep sea-dwelling creature

Yeah, i was not expecting that jumpscare when his foot popped up.

Trolls lose​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGL5jLsWVs4

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Being a big YouTube celery, he should just donate his own money and call it a day, but he's got to make a spectacle out of any death in his life. He could sell a wand or two and raise more money than his GoFundMe would ever get. Walts family will also continue to be trolled for however long these gofundmes keep going up. His own hardheadedness and stupidity really are his worst enemies. It seems we will be stuck in a GoFundMe loop for a while.

 

[titty nigga]

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And that's the thing of it, my YouToob troles do everything in their power to stop me from finding the G.E.C.K. and it's like, my troles need fucking help dood.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Has he noticed his KingCobraJFS YouTube channel's back? It's been up a few days.

 

[Hennimore]

Has he noticed his KingCobraJFS YouTube channel's back? It's been up a few days.

Yeah he is aware. He said in a video last week that he was going to continue to use his backup channel until the strikes he has on the main channel go away.

 

[Big Nasty]

I just checked, and it turns out 60% of the posts in this thread have been made after the subreddit got nuked a year ago. TWU

 

[Fishcakes]

Good lord if i didn’t know that was a foot.. i’d think it was a deep sea dwelling creature

Josh never leaves his trailer, why are the soles of his feet blackened from just walking around inside. That just implies he's walking around in muck and filth not even exaggerating, walking around barefoot in your home should not turn your soles pitch black.

Grim. I had a friend with feet like these from 18 Busch Lights a day and he ended up having a stroke.

Disgusting.

Josh isn't severely overweight, so parts of him swelling up like this is really bad news. The endless salt in his diet & alcohol are really adding up.
I hope our boy sorts this out and sees a doctor. Soon.

 

[Youtube Celery]

"fellow tubers"
He's finally accepted his transition to gourd-being.

Made me cry with laughter reading this. Needed that after a dogshit work weeek toobz.

 

[anliteralidiot]

"You're not even the real Mr. House, doodt. Get hidden from my terminal."

"What up, Mojave wasteland. So if you're wondering why I haven't been making any radio broadcasts, it's because I dropped my Pip Boy and a super mutant stomped on it. I'm gonna need at least 200 caps to replace it".

Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...

 

[Agares]

Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...

Occasionally he’ll sing along, rage at inanimate objects or you’ll hear a knock at his door. And he still calls the radio “toobs” because most Fallout tech uses vacuum tubes.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Occasionally he’ll sing along, rage at inanimate objects or you’ll hear a knock at his door. And he still calls the radio “toobs” because most Fallout tech uses vacuum tubes.

"What is up toobz, to celebrate President Tandi's birthday this year I'll be drinking what I've named 'Cobra's sting' which is Gamma Gulp Beer, a splash of rotgut, Nuka Cola Quantum and a small Radscorpion sting, all provided by Mick & Ralph's not a sponsor. This is some serious Ultra-Luxe shit buuuut I digress. "

 

[charlesdickens]

Cobra Radio would be have a neverending telethon

 

[startagain1]

"My Tenpenny clock tower dream house"

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...

• "As you know fellow vaulters I've been rejected by every girl I've asked out since I left the vault"
• "I pointed my wand at the Big M.T. and convinced the think tank to give me back my brain" (it's implied he never had his brain removed because the Think Tank determined it had no value to them).
• Special Shon & Saunders radio show.
• Goth music 24/7, featuring Ozzy Osbourne and AC/DC
• Story about how he came up with his famous penis symbol
• Guest hosts: Cooltaste Lounge, Warlord's Business Propositions

 

[NoosJunki]

Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...

"AN AN AN AN THAT'S THE THING OF IT, WASTELAND...YA HAVE TO REMEMBER, GHOULS ARE THE PRIZE TO BE WON. DON'T LET SMOOTHSKINS GATEKEEP YOU, GHOULS"

 

[harakirikun]

This was an interesting read…

 

[RollingRock2]

Long form video by Bitesize premiers in 2 hours

 

[titty nigga]

"AN AN AN AN THAT'S THE THING OF IT, WASTELAND...YA HAVE TO REMEMBER, GHOULS ARE THE PRIZE TO BE WON. DON'T LET SMOOTHSKINS GATEKEEP YOU, GHOULS"

I hate ghouls almost as much as I love Ozzy's grandkids

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Josh isn't severely overweight, so parts of him swelling up like this is really bad news.

Isn't severely overweight *yet. Boy's packing it on like he's gonna hibernate with puff for winter.

I just checked, and it turns out 60% of the posts in this thread have been made after the subreddit got nuked a year ago. TWU

His stuff has gotten a lot more wild since aNAL a-logged reddit trannies into deleting it too. The eviction, the gaylogging, etc. Lot more eyes on him too.

Grim. I had a friend with feet like these from 18 Busch Lights a day and he ended up having a stroke.

Reminds me of my late grandfather's beetus feet. Except he was 84, not 34. It's grim toobz.

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Absolute cinema.

Glad I'm not the only one who remembers the pepper patch hot sauce sub-era. He always does this with condiments that he gets. There was also a time when he'd pour liquid smoke on his food hacks.

Payne County Rust all purpose seasoning salt. (Not a sponsor.) What was that other salt and dried aromatics that he always used half a can of? I remember him saying it was from some Instagram user and it had emojis like on the label. Used to see those in every food hack during the bogrito saga.

 

[Urgunt]

Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...

"I don't fucking love Salt-Upon-Wounds get blocked from my broadcast trole. I'm not even gonna discuss it, I fucking hate sickos." *Jet inhale*

"Puff ran away, he jumped into a vat of nuclear waste... Now he's super big and goth and it's awesome but he bit my arm off. It is what it is, dood."

"WADDUP YEWTOOB I GOT SOME HOMEMADE SUGAR BOMB BLAMCO MAC AND CHEESE JET FERMENTING IN MY CLOSET HERE" *Cut to footage of a jar of liquid brahmin shit*

 

[Jobama]

I just checked, and it turns out 60% of the posts in this thread have been made after the subreddit got nuked a year ago. TWU

This thread used to barely be active. It took four and half years to reach 50 pages. I think people only started following Cobra on the farms after his big meltdown and the MATI bumb.