Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agares]

This thread used to barely be active. It took four and half years to reach 50 pages. I think people only started following Cobra on the farms after his big meltdown and the MATI bumb.

Cobes had a tiny cult following until 2021 or so. It’s amazing how much shit people have archived because some of his old streams had live viewers in the double digits.

As Sam Hyde put it, he was “vlogging into the void” for the longest time.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

This thread used to barely be active. It took four and half years to reach 50 pages. I think people only started following Cobra on the farms after his big meltdown and the MATI bumb.

I started following this thread years before i joined the Farms because the Reddit became so fucking tiresome. Like yes, it was always Reddit, but it became worse than most Reddits to the point it was removed.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Shoutout @SeizureRobot5000 that got me into Cobra last year when i got my new job.
I saw 90’s aesthetic videos recommended while working the overnight having no idea who josh was and just had to know why they were over an hour long and who this Josh was. I was laughing in the first minute of cobraisms, and quickly watched all of snake bones that week.
Needless to say it was all down the slippery rabbit hole after that, until i found the farms

 

[Epikusername4]

"You're not even the real Mr. House, doodt. Get hidden from my terminal."

"What up, Mojave wasteland. So if you're wondering why I haven't been making any radio broadcasts, it's because I dropped my Pip Boy and a super mutant stomped on it. I'm gonna need at least 200 caps to replace it".

90% of the broadcasts would be about "gendar relalations" though fuck sicko troles and all that

 

[Your Landlord]

90% of the broadcasts would be about "gendar relalations" though fuck sicko troles and all that

Perhaps a Tabitha Cobes:

"THIS IS THE THING OF IT WASTELAND, THE BATTLE CATTLE WILL SAY 'SUPER MUTANTS SHOULDNT DO THIS ITS UN MUTANTLIKE' BUT I SAY FUCK YOUR MUTANT STEREOTYPES"

"THIS IS KING COBRA JAY EFF ESS AND BEST FRIEND SHON, SAY HI SHON: 'ha ha, fat drunk' FUCK YOU SHON"

"ALL OF MY TROLES ARE DUMB-DUMBS AND ARE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A 10/10 OF AGE CONSENTING CENTAUR GF"

 

[Agares]

Perhaps a Tabitha Cobes:

"THIS IS THE THING OF IT WASTELAND, THE BATTLE CATTLE WILL SAY 'SUPER MUTANTS SHOULDNT DO THIS ITS UN MUTANTLIKE' BUT I SAY FUCK YOUR MUTANT STEREOTYPES"

"THIS IS KING COBRA JAY EFF ESS AND BEST FRIEND SHON, SAY HI SHON: 'HA HA FAT DRUNK' FUCK YOU SHON"

"ALL OF MY TROLES ARE DUMB-DUMBS AND ARE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A 10/10 OF AGE CONSENTING CENTAUR GF"

"The Bog Mountain radio signal is back after a long absence. Listeners say the new programming is, quote, highly regarded. And its DJ smells good." - Mr. New Vegas

 

[somevan712]

Friendly reminder to the Cobros:

Fuck the forbidden four five four:

The forbidden four to five breakdown:

It is unknown which of the following can be ignored at times:
- Don't fuck kids
- Don't fuck dead bodies
- Don't fuck your relatives
- Don't fuck animals
- Say fuck rape in general

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Friendly reminder to the Cobros:

Fuck the forbidden four five four:
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The forbidden four to five breakdown:
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It is unknown which of the following can be ignored at times:
- Don't fuck kids
- Don't fuck dead bodies
- Don't fuck your relatives
- Don't fuck animals
- Say fuck rape in general

I think he means it's forbidden from 4am-5pm, like his drinking.

 

[Epikusername4]

what post apocalyptic scenarios could the BOY the boy survive.
like he could survive in a bunker being the bunker drunk being a shitty janitor
maybe if he was babysat he could survive a zombie apocalypse with only slow ones he's able survive off cat food so you could feed him the worst shit and maybe he could be taught to like cut wood or something
if it was vampire he'd be like thats goth as fuck dude and willingly become one

 

[ASeabear8952]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.



I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

Spoiler

And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

Spoiler

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

“the most regarded boglim in history vs the most regarded boglim of the modern day”

 

['Ole Dente]

"The Bog Mountain radio signal is back after a long absence. Listeners say the new programming is, quote, highly regarded. And its DJ smells good." - Mr. New Vegas

 

[chincel]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

View attachment 7245252

I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

Spoiler

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

“What’s up toobz”

 

[Acceptable]

I just checked, and it turns out 60% of the posts in this thread have been made after the subreddit got nuked a year ago. TWU

A lot of people found out about cobra in the first place because of turkey Tom and he basically just does kiwi farms thread essay videos so it introduces a lot of people to the farms.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

HOW THE FUCK DID MISS A CYRAXX COBES CROSSOVER!?!?!

 

[Agares]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

View attachment 7245252

I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

Spoiler

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

“It is what it is, toobz. Peace out.”

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Always felt like the Surströmming video Cobra did in his first apartment back in 2019 was underrated. It's lit like a snuff video and Cobra instead of just dumping the whole can out after cracking it open actually makes a good effort to get it down. The part where he's holding it up to the camera and it accidentally spills into his rancid cum stained carpet is so hilarious.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.
View attachment 7245252
I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…
And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

You will never be a wizard. You have no juand, you have no drink hacks, you have no potion time glass. You have no pie high hat. You are a mentally ill man twisted by alcohol into a mockery of the dankest magic man on the internet.
Left: a TRUE AND HONEST goth/pirate/cowboy/wizard. Right: a delusional alcoholic wifebeating grifter POSER.

 

[Agares]

All this Fallout talk reminded me of this video.

 

[ASeabear8952]

A lot of people found out about cobra in the first place because of turkey Tom and he basically just does kiwi farms thread essay videos so it introduces a lot of people to the farms.

Kiwi Tapes and Smokey widened his audience and made him the most mainstream he’s ever been by far. I mean fun fact the person who called the cops on him in December of 2023 and subsequently caused him to have that giant meltdown was an associate of Cow Wrangler for those that haven’t seen those posts that emerged last year.