Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[somevan712]

Friendly reminder to the Cobros:

Fuck the forbidden four five four:

The forbidden four to five breakdown:

It is unknown which of the following can be ignored at times:
- Don't fuck kids
- Don't fuck dead bodies
- Don't fuck your relatives
- Don't fuck animals
- Say fuck rape in general

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Friendly reminder to the Cobros:

Fuck the forbidden four five four:
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The forbidden four to five breakdown:
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It is unknown which of the following can be ignored at times:
- Don't fuck kids
- Don't fuck dead bodies
- Don't fuck your relatives
- Don't fuck animals
- Say fuck rape in general

I think he means it's forbidden from 4am-5pm, like his drinking.

 

[Epikusername4]

what post apocalyptic scenarios could the BOY the boy survive.
like he could survive in a bunker being the bunker drunk being a shitty janitor
maybe if he was babysat he could survive a zombie apocalypse with only slow ones he's able survive off cat food so you could feed him the worst shit and maybe he could be taught to like cut wood or something
if it was vampire he'd be like thats goth as fuck dude and willingly become one

 

[ASeabear8952]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.



I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

Spoiler

And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

Spoiler

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

“the most regarded boglim in history vs the most regarded boglim of the modern day”

 

['Ole Dente]

"The Bog Mountain radio signal is back after a long absence. Listeners say the new programming is, quote, highly regarded. And its DJ smells good." - Mr. New Vegas

 

[chincel]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

Spoiler

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

“What’s up toobz”

 

[Acceptable]

I just checked, and it turns out 60% of the posts in this thread have been made after the subreddit got nuked a year ago. TWU

A lot of people found out about cobra in the first place because of turkey Tom and he basically just does kiwi farms thread essay videos so it introduces a lot of people to the farms.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

HOW THE FUCK DID MISS A CYRAXX COBES CROSSOVER!?!?!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

Spoiler

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

“It is what it is, toobz. Peace out.”

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Always felt like the Surströmming video Cobra did in his first apartment back in 2019 was underrated. It's lit like a snuff video and Cobra instead of just dumping the whole can out after cracking it open actually makes a good effort to get it down. The part where he's holding it up to the camera and it accidentally spills into his rancid cum stained carpet is so hilarious.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.
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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…
And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.

You will never be a wizard. You have no juand, you have no drink hacks, you have no potion time glass. You have no pie high hat. You are a mentally ill man twisted by alcohol into a mockery of the dankest magic man on the internet.
Left: a TRUE AND HONEST goth/pirate/cowboy/wizard. Right: a delusional alcoholic wifebeating grifter POSER.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

All this Fallout talk reminded me of this video.

 

[ASeabear8952]

A lot of people found out about cobra in the first place because of turkey Tom and he basically just does kiwi farms thread essay videos so it introduces a lot of people to the farms.

Kiwi Tapes and Smokey widened his audience and made him the most mainstream he’s ever been by far. I mean fun fact the person who called the cops on him in December of 2023 and subsequently caused him to have that giant meltdown was an associate of Cow Wrangler for those that haven’t seen those posts that emerged last year.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I feel like the whole arc with JESSICA BOYLE probably helped as well. All I knew before the feature is that he was into hot goth chicks, and was probably desperate enough to fuck any woman. To see his lust be his own end was deliciously ironic, and the stepping stone into the swamp.

 

[rockcockricky]

Fuck the trolls​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-uA-3bJGxw

 

[Epikusername4]

Fuck the trolls​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-uA-3bJGxw

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FUCK SICKO TROLES

 

[Ashwar]

HOLY Hell Josh is calling for his fans to murder his trolls! Latest unhinged epic rant - he is calling to arms his 2 supporters to go out and kill his trolls literally...

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Fuck the trolls​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-uA-3bJGxw

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He needs to trim that toe nail.

Is Cobes reverse black with the soul of his foot being black?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I wish we could get a live feed of his SMS history. I can only imagine the texts being sent and received on his phone. It has to be pure distilled retardation and faggotry in both directions. I imagine there is some funny nuggets buried in there.