Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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rockcockricky said:

Fuck the trolls​




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"Well I can't make any money so I'll have to go somewheres else to try to raise money for Angie and Ellen"
Josh, you know how you do a begathon fundraiser livestream every time you go in the negative or need booze? Yeah, I don't know what it has to do with raising money for Ellen to date you Angie, either...

"I don't care if her daughter dates me... I would never cuck Walt and I don't care if Ellen dates me"
Okay then...

Poor guy thinks he has 100,000 fans...

Few good quotes out of the rant:
"I'm done playing their game. It's my game, because I'm the winner. Every time they go out of their way to fuck with me, I win"
"I can't even log into gofundme to give Angie the money I wanted to give her, they're not even giving me a chance to shine"
"They think they control the narrative, but they don't, I do, I am the master of my own reality"
"Everyone just sees me as some bumbling, stupid, alcoholic, autistic retard. No one takes me seriously outside my Youtube fans."
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
"Well I can't make any money so I'll have to go somewheres else to try to raise money for Angie and Ellen"
Josh, you know how you do a begathon fundraiser livestream every time you go in the negative or need booze? Yeah, I don't know what it has to do with raising money for Ellen to date you Angie, either...

"I don't care if her daughter dates me... I would never cuck Walt and I don't care if Ellen dates me"
Okay then...

Poor guy thinks he has 100,000 fans...

Few good quotes out of the rant:
"I can't even log into gofundme to give Angie the money I wanted to give her, they're not even giving me a chance to shine"
"They think they control the narrative, but they don't, I do, I am the master of my own reality"
"Everyone just sees me as some bumbling, stupid, alcoholic, autistic retard. No one takes me seriously outside my Youtube fans."
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Well at least he made it clear he WOULDN’T cuck Walt- he really doesnt understand how that video could be construed as death threats or calling for violence and be taken seriously by Youtube, or that we as viewers have no idea who these trolls are.
I assume the comment section he is talking about is his facebook, which he has to realize whoever he accepts might be a troll.
Has he not changed his number through all these phones?
 
Thesumof41is5 said:
he really doesnt understand how that video could be construed as death threats or calling for violence and be taken seriously by Youtube, or that we as viewers have no idea who these trolls are.
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To be fair to TheBoy™ the call to action directed at his 10s of thousands of adoring fans was to make sure the troles got "railed in the ass", so more so threats of sodomy than murder. Definitely would qualify as violence still, though, but I digress.

Thesumof41is5 said:

Oh no.. that milks been in his fridge for 12 days now.
Nothing the bog stomach can’t handle im sure, but jesus he couldn’t finish that in 1 or 2 sittings?
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It's probiotics dude. Cultured and refined. Frozen and allowed to dethaw until just not frozen.

Josh knows fine cuisine, he is 80% British after all, doodt. It cancels out the 20% boglim dna.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Josh knows fine cuisine, he is 80% British after all, doodt. It cancels out the 20% boglim dna.
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dont forget his viking blood dood
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only sicko troles wouldnt eat that swedish dank food hack
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
To be fair to TheBoy™ the call to action directed at his 10s of thousands of adoring fans was to make sure the troles got "railed in the ass", so more so threats of sodomy than murder. Definitely would qualify as violence still, though, but I digress.


It's probiotics dude. Cultured and refined. Frozen and allowed to dethaw until just not frozen.

Josh knows fine cuisine, he is 80% British after all, doodt. It cancels out the 20% boglim dna.
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“I see a motherfucker talkin shit in the comment section im gonna end their fuckin life”

Do british people microwave their shrimp to dethaw them? Hahaha

Edit: Fuck off doodt, you’re not even the real Sam Hyde haha
I see he just posted an hour long drink combo and rant, just in time for my drive home👌🏻
 
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