Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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7 Inches long and 2 inches wide dood, that's what aNAL is having to contend with. The booze has been tasting exquisid ever since the titty sucking incident.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I just wish he would embrace his disgusting degeneracy more. Selling pieces of his petrified coom carpet is hilarious to me, and the people who would buy it are cows themselves. I would love if he started putting his toenail clippings dipped in epoxy on wands for sale at 420$. Imagine what a framed 32 days straight worn ozzy t-shirt would sell for. I do not care for his music, as listening to it is essentially willingly giving yourself schizophrenia, and the Cameo-to-talk-shits are 99% stupid 1% funny. If he is not going to leave the house and return to regale us with his hallucinated tales of misfortune and adventure than we really need a change in content, as fast food and beverage reviews are nontent.
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He'd probably leave his trailer if he had an actual friend or two? But he'd probably have a friend or two if he actually left his trailer. But we all saw this coming before he moved. I feel.like he's ahead of schedule on dying though.
 
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Cambiar said:
Josh mentioned that the police caught the person who swatted him, does anyone know if that is true?
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A troll probably texted him an article in the Casper Tribune about a dude getting arrested recently, told him "They caught the guy who swatted you, bro" and he probably looked at that article for 5 seconds and said

hahahaha yessstttthhhh fuck my asshole, trolls

I bet you 10 internet points
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Those are all pretty old except for the flamingo woke outrage shirt, which I'm pretty sure is a facebook meme and his own AI creation on the back.
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I could be misremembering but I think the flamingo was reused from another t-shirt that said something along the lines of, “The trolls can suck flamingo farts.”
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I just wish he would embrace his disgusting degeneracy more. Selling pieces of his petrified coom carpet is hilarious to me, and the people who would buy it are cows themselves.
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If he had the awareness, or a manager, it could become a thing. But Cobra exists in this narrow cowdom where he doesn't have the awareness, nor the retardation, where a manager could step in and grift on Gothic Relics. I am however surprised that nobody approached his old apartment building offering, or stalking, the complex to gain possession of his stove. It's probably in a pile out the back with all the others as the complex renovates after a Wyoming proto boglim moves out. I guess Wyoming is in the middle of nowhere? Bitesize even has a cut of carpet from the OG apartment. What would the stove be worth if you could cut it up and onsell it to fans/trolls?

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You want to ride the bog hog flesh wand?
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Completely out of context following from my artefact thoughts, uh, yeah I don't even want to finish this train of thought.

Cobes has this unbelievable just enough retarded, just enough awareness that he ain't trying to justify fucking his mom and preventing the exploitative insanity that we see with Joshua Block. He has never won Lolcow of the Year but I hold out hope he may win Lolcow of All Time.
 
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I dunno who originally put the idea out there, but when Cobes bites the big one, Clunt is for sure gonna pivot into some sort of "trolls pushed him into drinking his life away" cope, trust and believe it'll probably be the first update we get when he goes dark and we're scouring FB groups for updates.
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He's already doing it. In the interview they did for the last documentary, Homedad started talking about how Josh drinks cause of the troles

Cobes immediately cut him off with a "No, fuck you dad, I drink it's fun and cool, and I'm a sexy Gothic badboi rockstar. Fuck sickos, dood..."
 
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Fishcakes said:
"I hate police brutality doode, it just makes the police look bad"
You can make fun of me for watching Cobra videos but you just aren't going to get takes like this anywhere else
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To be fair, that is one of two Blue Lives Matter positions on police brutality (along with some flavor of "they deserved it"). Cobes is not too far from a centrist Republican.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
If I had to hazard a guess, my vote goes to Clint's dogs. Obi Dog Kenobi and another, maybe?
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I cannot remember if obie dog died or not, but I am going to guess Clint's dogs just on how clean the floor looks, and the garden is manicured. Walt and Angie's home would be a cigarette smoke stained nightmare.
 
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