Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Harold Penisman said:
Damn that's pretty gnarly.

This does make me wonder. How big of a role does his drinking play when it comes to his teeth? We have seen him just keep a mouthful of vodka for a minute or so, and it's suspected that he does it to help with the pain. But to what extent does he do that? And how long until he ends up in the hospital/morgue from just ignoring these issues?
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I had a bad tooth for a while and it was absolutely debilitating, the only reason why cobes isn't writhing on the ground in pain 24/7 is a combination of him drinking and his nerves dying and perhaps some warding spells. He's 100% going to die from an infection unless he chokes on his own vomit before that. Best case is Clint brings him to get them all yanked or maybe some dental students can take him on as some type of nightmare scenario group project for much less money
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
In the name of all that is holy, those teeth! This thread has been the best ever motivation for me to improve my dental hygiene. Just seeing that picture made me brush my teeth out of horror. Brush your teeth carefully fellow Kiwis!

We have some dentists here, I would imagine that there is nothing that can be done to save those monstrosities now?
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Floss too! Floss before you brush because then the bristles of the brush are more effective cleaning in between the teeth. The action of properly flossing itself and "exercising" the gum will stop the gingivitis to gum disease process before it gets going.

Any time you find yourself slipping on the daily routine, look at a picture of bog boy's sarlacc pit! ☠️
 
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barrow greeter said:
Floss too! Floss before you brush because then the bristles of the brush are more effective cleaning in between the teeth. The action of properly flossing itself and "exercising" the gum will stop the gingivitis to gum disease process before it gets going.

Any time you find yourself slipping on the daily routine, look at a picture of bog boy's sarlacc pit! ☠️
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Good advice! I recommend this one.
GothGums.webp
 
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Earl of Slander said:
I can't imagine getting rekt by an actual retard and posting it online for everyone to see. If you're dumber than a guy who can't even decipher the esoteric nature of a can opener, just suck on a motherfucking tailpipe already.
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Turdtouchers don't know comedy. Anyone who's anyone would know that the funnier thing to ask was for Cobes to be your mentor.
 
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Earl of Slander said:
I can't imagine getting rekt by an actual retard and posting it online for everyone to see. If you're dumber than a guy who can't even decipher the esoteric nature of a can opener, just suck on a motherfucking tailpipe already.
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It is the peculiar situation of a-logs, in particular Cobra and Cyraxx: the a-logs routinely get outplayed by the most incompetent of creatures. It is a weird ecosystem and I'd love a collection of profiles of the a-logs just to put it all into perspective.
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
It is the peculiar situation of a-logs, in particular Cobra and Cyraxx: the a-logs routinely get outplayed by the most incompetent of creatures. It is a weird ecosystem and I'd love a collection of profiles of the a-logs just to put it all into perspective.
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They outplay themselves.

They create elaborate, machiavellian plans to fuck with Cobra completely forgetting that Cobra is simple and thus so should your plan be.

Sending him a glitter bomb disguised as imported cigars from Cuba is dead simple. Everything, down to mechanism involved, is simple and not overt at all. Sending him ice that you know he’s too lazy to put away so it’ll melt on his floor? Simple. It’s hilarious and all it does is inconvenience him for a second. There’s no reason to do more than that.

You could send him letters pretending to be Jessica, you could say all manner of shit and he would believe it 100%. Dead simple, that one. Jessica would openly deny it and he’d never believe her too. This shit isn’t hard, just something simple will work.
 
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