Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Big Nasty]

He's got Sick Nick tier teeth now.

 

[pippy]

Damn that's pretty gnarly.

This does make me wonder. How big of a role does his drinking play when it comes to his teeth? We have seen him just keep a mouthful of vodka for a minute or so, and it's suspected that he does it to help with the pain. But to what extent does he do that? And how long until he ends up in the hospital/morgue from just ignoring these issues?

I had a bad tooth for a while and it was absolutely debilitating, the only reason why cobes isn't writhing on the ground in pain 24/7 is a combination of him drinking and his nerves dying and perhaps some warding spells. He's 100% going to die from an infection unless he chokes on his own vomit before that. Best case is Clint brings him to get them all yanked or maybe some dental students can take him on as some type of nightmare scenario group project for much less money

 

[barrow greeter]

In the name of all that is holy, those teeth! This thread has been the best ever motivation for me to improve my dental hygiene. Just seeing that picture made me brush my teeth out of horror. Brush your teeth carefully fellow Kiwis!

We have some dentists here, I would imagine that there is nothing that can be done to save those monstrosities now?

Floss too! Floss before you brush because then the bristles of the brush are more effective cleaning in between the teeth. The action of properly flossing itself and "exercising" the gum will stop the gingivitis to gum disease process before it gets going.

Any time you find yourself slipping on the daily routine, look at a picture of bog boy's sarlacc pit!

 

[Earl of Slander]

Floss too! Floss before you brush because then the bristles of the brush are more effective cleaning in between the teeth. The action of properly flossing itself and "exercising" the gum will stop the gingivitis to gum disease process before it gets going.

Any time you find yourself slipping on the daily routine, look at a picture of bog boy's sarlacc pit!

Good advice! I recommend this one.

 

[sort pil]

I bet his mouth is housing at the very least 5 previously unknown species of bacteria at this point.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I can't stand having gross breath, but I guess when you spend every waking hour drunk or stoned it doesn't matter.

 

[Fortyone]

More poop touching spotted on facebook. Apparently cobes doesn't want a mentorship

 

[Smokeski]

If I did that I'd take it to my grave.

 

[Earl of Slander]

If I did that I'd take it to my grave.

I can't imagine getting rekt by an actual retard and posting it online for everyone to see. If you're dumber than a guy who can't even decipher the esoteric nature of a can opener, just suck on a motherfucking tailpipe already.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I can't imagine getting rekt by an actual retard and posting it online for everyone to see. If you're dumber than a guy who can't even decipher the esoteric nature of a can opener, just suck on a motherfucking tailpipe already.

Turdtouchers don't know comedy. Anyone who's anyone would know that the funnier thing to ask was for Cobes to be your mentor.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

'I've got life figured out...'

Not sure if that was him being his usual delusional self or text-to-speech was being cute.

 

[Epikusername4]

drinking coffee creamer straight up is gothic as fuck toobz fuck sickos fuck rape LONG LIVE OZZY

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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More poop touching spotted on facebook. Apparently cobes doesn't want a mentorship

He's more of a dumb fuck than a young buck at this point tbh.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I can't imagine getting rekt by an actual retard and posting it online for everyone to see. If you're dumber than a guy who can't even decipher the esoteric nature of a can opener, just suck on a motherfucking tailpipe already.

It is the peculiar situation of a-logs, in particular Cobra and Cyraxx: the a-logs routinely get outplayed by the most incompetent of creatures. It is a weird ecosystem and I'd love a collection of profiles of the a-logs just to put it all into perspective.

 

[Winter]

drinking coffee creamer straight up is gothic as fuck toobz fuck sickos fuck rape LONG LIVE OZZY

You lied to me It was iced coffee and not coffee creamer

 

[cobra fucker]

How does he eat? His teeth look like the waste from all his food hacks

He doesn't use his front teeth anymore, he slurps it back and mashes it with his molars.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

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More poop touching spotted on facebook. Apparently cobes doesn't want a mentorship

New homeboy Aaron coming in hot to the touch.

 

[Dill]

 

['Ole Dente]

It is the peculiar situation of a-logs, in particular Cobra and Cyraxx: the a-logs routinely get outplayed by the most incompetent of creatures. It is a weird ecosystem and I'd love a collection of profiles of the a-logs just to put it all into perspective.

They outplay themselves.

They create elaborate, machiavellian plans to fuck with Cobra completely forgetting that Cobra is simple and thus so should your plan be.

Sending him a glitter bomb disguised as imported cigars from Cuba is dead simple. Everything, down to mechanism involved, is simple and not overt at all. Sending him ice that you know he’s too lazy to put away so it’ll melt on his floor? Simple. It’s hilarious and all it does is inconvenience him for a second. There’s no reason to do more than that.

You could send him letters pretending to be Jessica, you could say all manner of shit and he would believe it 100%. Dead simple, that one. Jessica would openly deny it and he’d never believe her too. This shit isn’t hard, just something simple will work.

 

[TheBiggestGay aka gods #1]

With that scab\wound the glasses are going to fuse to his head.

And oh my god his chompers.

Ole Bleeding-Gums Saunders