Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[myhairisonfire]

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Oh shit, thats from Fear, dude! That's Marky Mark!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Turdtouchers don't know comedy. Anyone who's anyone would know that the funnier thing to ask was for Cobes to be your mentor.

He could have asked to be the wandmaker's apprentice or something else that would pique Cobes' interest.

But that would require him to stop being terminally unfunny.

It is the peculiar situation of a-logs, in particular Cobra and Cyraxx: the a-logs routinely get outplayed by the most incompetent of creatures. It is a weird ecosystem and I'd love a collection of profiles of the a-logs just to put it all into perspective.

This always happens once Alogging hits critical mass. It happened with Wings, it happened with DSP and now it's happening with Cobes. As the CWCki states, elaborate trolling plans rarely work and if you fail it just makes you look like a retarded tryhard.

 

[barrow greeter]

He doesn't use his front teeth anymore, he slurps it back and mashes it with his molars.

Yep, in the latest food hack vid, he clearly does exactly that at least once fully in frame. He might choke if he keeps eating this way, sucking big pieces of food to the back of his mouth.

Pureed, baby food style would be safer for him at this point.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

bog sounding really gravely

Spoiler: Ingredients

• Fried Bacon SPAM
• Black Label Cherrywood Thick Cut Bacon
• Red Onions
• Mozzarella
• Cheddar Jalepeeno chips (Cheetos)
• Onion powder
• Garlic salt
• Cilantro
• Black pepper
• Olive oil mayo
• JIF Creamy Peanut butter
• Haribo gummy snakes (NOT gummy worms)
• Sweetheart Bread
• Prochute

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=n-LNhRCFMSQ

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Floss too! Floss before you brush because then the bristles of the brush are more effective cleaning in between the teeth. The action of properly flossing itself and "exercising" the gum will stop the gingivitis to gum disease process before it gets going.

Any time you find yourself slipping on the daily routine, look at a picture of bog boy's sarlacc pit!

Yes! Brushed three times yesterday and used mouthwash. I sometime use those dental floss stick things and I need to get some more of them. I try to massage my gums with fingers as well.

Good advice! I recommend this one.

Oh dear. You can't tell what bits are his tooth remnants and what bits are food stuck to his teeth. Horrifying. I now firmly believe that a part of his tooth fell out when he was eating those chips.


Has this place got a dentistry thread? I don't want to shit up this thread with dental chat.

 

[Durkadurkadurka]

bog sounding really gravely

Spoiler: Ingredients

• Fried Bacon SPAM
• Black Label Cherrywood Thick Cut Bacon
• Red Onions
• Mozzarella
• Cheddar Jalepeeno chips (Cheetos)
• Onion powder
• Garlic salt
• Cilantro
• Black pepper
• Olive oil mayo
• JIF Creamy Peanut butter
• Haribo gummy snakes (NOT gummy worms)
• Sweetheart Bread
• Prochute

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=n-LNhRCFMSQ

That video thumbnail spooked me. Thought he posted a pic of JESSICA BOYLE’s cunt.

 

[vanta pilled]

Pureed, baby food style would be safer for him at this point.

His new food hacks will be blended up food plus some alcohol mixed in, he'll combine his food hacks and drink review segments. Kill two stones with one bird toobz.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Uninterested in his former hobbies, losing his temper, eating nothing but prosciutt', lisping his "esses" into "eshes"... Life continues to emulate The Sopranos as our main character develops the same characteristics as Tony later into the series. Don't let the boy near any onion rings.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Uninterested in his former hobbies, losing his temper, eating nothing but prosciutt', lisping his "esses" into "eshes"... Life continues to emulate The Sopranos as our main character develops the same characteristics as Tony later into the series. Don't let the boy near any onion rings.

Personally, I always saw Cobes as more of a Doc Venture come to life.

1. Bald + weird goatee + glasses
2. Really bad at the one thing his claim to "fame" is(super-science, rock n' roll)
3. Lives in the shadow of his father's financial success(bit of a stretch but Clint's car crash settlement was pretty good afaik)
4. Claims to be good at attracting women
5. Isn't good at attracting women
6. Has a violent ex-girlfriend who obsesses over him
7. Doc-tails: Doc Venture has a run of his own self-made cocktails which are all a mix of sugary bullshit and light amounts of alcohol
8. Extremely bitter and cynical worldview as a result of trauma
9. Unusual and obsessed nemesis(That's what CoolTaste is supposed to be, isn't he?) who occasionally buddies up to him

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Personally, I always saw Cobes as more of a Doc Venture come to life.

Of course @SeizureRobot5000 is the Billy Quizboy in the midst of all this.

 

[BlastMonk]

In the name of all that is holy, those teeth! This thread has been the best ever motivation for me to improve my dental hygiene. Just seeing that picture made me brush my teeth out of horror. Brush your teeth carefully fellow Kiwis!

We have some dentists here, I would imagine that there is nothing that can be done to save those monstrosities now?

There was a great youtube video by a dentist/medical person looking at cobra teeth. Couldn't find it and turns out Youtube struck it down for cyber bullying. Dr. Kooper is the channel he has some reuploads on his rumble but not his boglim one

 

[barrow greeter]

There was a great youtube video by a dentist/medical person looking at cobra teeth. Couldn't find it and turns out Youtube struck it down for cyber bullying. Dr. Kooper is the channel he has some reuploads on his rumble but not his boglim one

That was also a while ago when many more of the cobra fangs might have been able to be saved by radical medical intervention. I would love a professional analysis of his mouth today.

 

[An automatic clown]

Late and gay but those teeth are nightmare fuel

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

bog sounding really gravely

Spoiler: Ingredients

• Fried Bacon SPAM
• Black Label Cherrywood Thick Cut Bacon
• Red Onions
• Mozzarella
• Cheddar Jalepeeno chips (Cheetos)
• Onion powder
• Garlic salt
• Cilantro
• Black pepper
• Olive oil mayo
• JIF Creamy Peanut butter
• Haribo gummy snakes (NOT gummy worms)
• Sweetheart Bread
• Prochute

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=n-LNhRCFMSQ

I love his freakouts over nothing.

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

Yes! Brushed three times yesterday and used mouthwash. I sometime use those dental floss stick things and I need to get some more of them. I try to massage my gums with fingers as well.

Came here to say almost the exact same thing. I don't post very often, but those teeth. They made me want to brush my teeth and I had already brushed them 20 minutes before getting caught up on the thread.
Any guess as to how many months until Cobes is de-fanged?

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I love his freakouts over nothing.

I think the BOY might be autistic, Gnomesayin TOOBZ?

 

[ChaoticLars]

Personally, I always saw Cobes as more of a Doc Venture come to life.

1. Bald + weird goatee + glasses
2. Really bad at the one thing his claim to "fame" is(super-science, rock n' roll)
3. Lives in the shadow of his father's financial success(bit of a stretch but Clint's car crash settlement was pretty good afaik)
4. Claims to be good at attracting women
5. Isn't good at attracting women
6. Has a violent ex-girlfriend who obsesses over him
7. Doc-tails: Doc Venture has a run of his own self-made cocktails which are all a mix of sugary bullshit and light amounts of alcohol
8. Extremely bitter and cynical worldview as a result of trauma
9. Unusual and obsessed nemesis(That's what CoolTaste is supposed to be, isn't he?) who occasionally buddies up to him

I can see Cobes as an alternate version of Doc Venture. I thought Cobes would be more like Dermott but this post makes too much sense.

 

[Epikusername4]

i was thinking about cobes and i realized kingcobrajfs is probably the best channel that embodies the original idea of youtube being broadcasting yourself. he strikes a nice balance between not being overproduced slop made for kids and not being a total hare brained sicko who jacks off to my little pony or whatever

to paraphase the truman show for the umpteenth time "it my not always be shakespear, but its real its a life."

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

I vote we people spoiler all Cobra teeth pictures. Who needs shock images when you have that wretched maw? I'm late to the party because don't follow him very closely at all. I get a bit of a surprise whenever I catch up on his latest stuff and sometimes it makes me do a double take because he looks years older than I last remember him despite only being months or weeks. This time it's been a lot longer, but this is still something else entirely. It's been said already, but it really does look to have degraded into a serious health concern. If he doesn't get that shit looked at then next time I drop in I could be seeing his obituary.

On the bright side, he is always one hell of a motivator. Thanks to this I have completely reevaluated my dental hygiene and rethought my routine from scratch. They should hang posters of him in hospitals and dental clinics. Come to think of it you could use him as a warning label on cigarette packets and for anti-meth campaigns.

Edit: Spelling.

 

[Big Nasty]

Extremely bitter and cynical worldview as a result of trauma

Don't dox me bro