Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Onan The Destroyer said:
I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai. I know he likes drink combos partly because it makes him feel like a potionmaker. Cocktails kinda feel the same way. It's a really cool hobby. The only reason I stopped is because it made me drink too much. But he doesn't have that issue. I mean he wouldn't have an issue with drinking too much.

Maybe it's because he feels using recipes isn't original enough. Like he feels he is the one coming up with something new, when he mixes drinks. Same reason he probably doesn't cook using recipes or why he comes up with his "food hacks". Which is funny, cause he otherwise copies people a lot.

Part of me wants to see the boy try it. He's certainly not too lazy as you can see from the mead saga, and he has enough money to put into it, too. He always has some liquor. Maybe buying lemons, limes and mint is too much of a hurdle.

And if someone sent him a cocktailmixing set, it would probably land on top of that tripod pile.
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He won't make proper cocktails because he us able to understand basic measurements when it comes to pouring. He will add a "splash" of liquor to something and it turns out to be 1/4 of the bottle.
 
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Onan The Destroyer said:
I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai. I know he likes drink combos partly because it makes him feel like a potionmaker. Cocktails kinda feel the same way. It's a really cool hobby. The only reason I stopped is because it made me drink too much. But he doesn't have that issue. I mean he wouldn't have an issue with drinking too much.

Maybe it's because he feels using recipes isn't original enough. Like he feels he is the one coming up with something new, when he mixes drinks. Same reason he probably doesn't cook using recipes or why he comes up with his "food hacks". Which is funny, cause he otherwise copies people a lot.

Part of me wants to see the boy try it. He's certainly not too lazy as you can see from the mead saga, and he has enough money to put into it, too. He always has some liquor. Maybe buying lemons, limes and mint is too much of a hurdle.

And if someone sent him a cocktailmixing set, it would probably land on top of that tripod pile.
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The answer to "Why doesn't Cobra do this, or that? Why does he do ABC and XYZ?" is simply "Because he's Cobra." And that's why we watch him. I would also accept "Because he is highly regarded."
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
His Bloody Mary modifications would be off the charts, especially if he got into custom garnishes.
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“What up youtube, today I’m sippin on a horseradish, buffalo, pramajohn, mayo, jalapeño, spam, bacon, shrimp, Cheeto, sardine Bloody Mary made with my favorite peach vodka hahaha yesssth”
 
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Onan The Destroyer said:
I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai. I know he likes drink combos partly because it makes him feel like a potionmaker. Cocktails kinda feel the same way. It's a really cool hobby. The only reason I stopped is because it made me drink too much. But he doesn't have that issue. I mean he wouldn't have an issue with drinking too much.

Maybe it's because he feels using recipes isn't original enough. Like he feels he is the one coming up with something new, when he mixes drinks. Same reason he probably doesn't cook using recipes or why he comes up with his "food hacks". Which is funny, cause he otherwise copies people a lot.

Part of me wants to see the boy try it. He's certainly not too lazy as you can see from the mead saga, and he has enough money to put into it, too. He always has some liquor. Maybe buying lemons, limes and mint is too much of a hurdle.

And if someone sent him a cocktailmixing set, it would probably land on top of that tripod pile.
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What are you talking about, he's a regular mixologist.
 
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new food hack, restaurant ramen with $20 of extra meats:


watching him burn himself trying to spread noodles with his fingers, while the chopsticks sit untouched in center frame... is just wonderful


we also get a sneak peek at the inside of the boglim goblet... looks like it too needs a brushing

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Winter said:
How mad do you think Chibi would be at seeing how Lord Cobra disrespected that "Tonkasaw Ramen"?
How dare he not know about how you shouldn't stick your chopsticks straight down into food! He needs to learn from Nippon God Chibi

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anything thats disrepectful to jap """culture""" is fine by me. in world ww2 they used babies as target practice by throwing them up in the air and mowing them down with machine guns. they are a nation of fucking pedophilie sickos. the boy is just doing his patriotic duty spitting on that godless island of rapists and manchildren

FUCK JAPAN FUCK SICKOS FUCK RAPE

may the gothic wizards curses damn japan for all eternity. god bless america
 
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