Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Baby Cakes]

One thing I was wondering for a while is, I've seen this angry look on his face in some older videos, especially during his bald phase.
It's so strange, because he's not really angry in the moment, his face just contorts into this angry visage. I've always wondered why that is. Is he blinded by the sun? Is it some kind of drug he's on? Is he trying to squint and read what's on the screen? Every time I see it, it stands out to me, because he usually, even nowadays, has a really chilled, relaxed look on his face. Even when he gets angry, he doesn't look like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd9CAOqgXjc

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He would make this face when he either was about to be or was in the middle of a lie.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

How can you be a cobra enjoyer if you do not even know the stank face lore?

 

[Hard R]

i miss the stank face

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

TMDWU DOOD

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

It made him so much less attractive. Normally he's actually kinda cute. But that face makes him look like legit retarded white trash.

 

[Epikusername4]

It made him so much less attractive. Normally he's actually kinda cute. But that face makes him look like legit retarded white trash.

haha you'd fuck cobes

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

haha you'd fuck cobes

you're projecting
didn't know this forum was full of fags, I'm out

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It made him so much less attractive. Normally he's actually kinda cute. But that face makes him look like legit retarded white trash.

Nobody asked him to be cute.

 

[RollingRock2]

One thing I was wondering for a while is, I've seen this angry look on his face in some older videos, especially during his bald phase.
It's so strange, because he's not really angry in the moment, his face just contorts into this angry visage. I've always wondered why that is. Is he blinded by the sun? Is it some kind of drug he's on? Is he trying to squint and read what's on the screen? Every time I see it, it stands out to me, because he usually, even nowadays, has a really chilled, relaxed look on his face. Even when he gets angry, he doesn't look like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd9CAOqgXjc

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Fans call it the "stank face" I think it's when he is trying to focus on the monitor with his bad eyesight

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

i miss the stank face

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He's just hobomaxxing trole. Looking like Jimmy Tree Wizard from ATHF is goff as fuck doodt.

 

[Epikusername4]

you're projecting
didn't know this forum was full of fags, I'm out

im not gay but i'd share a beer and joint with cobes legalize weed already wyoming or the sickos will win

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Make stank face great again.

Your post should be the "Stank Face" article on the resurrected Cobrapedia. A masterpiece.

 

[Epikusername4]

boxed wine is super gothic and masculine

fuck all the troles who don't understand that masculinity isnt tied to what you drink especially pink champagne

fuck sickos

 

[Pattern Noticer]

boxed wine is super gothic and masculine

fuck all the troles who don't understand that masculinity isnt tied to what you drink especially pink champagne

fuck sickos

Amazing he can say zinfandel

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

This man should've been the boy's guitar coach. Then he would've definitely became a rock star.

I've always thought Richard Benson (RIP) would have made a great mentor for Josh.

 

[Candover]

I've always thought Richard Benson (RIP) would have made a great mentor for Josh.

Too bad Josh could never figure out how to put a whammy bar on his guitar. Maybe he would’ve actually learned how.

 

[Ponzo]

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Amazing he can say zinfandel

He said sippendale

 

[Big Nasty]

Little known Cobraism:

Zach Ward = Zakk Wylde

 

[BlastMonk]

boxed wine is super gothic and masculine

fuck all the troles who don't understand that masculinity isnt tied to what you drink especially pink champagne

fuck sickos

Boxed wine is called goon in Australia. Josh is drinking goon, gooning if you will. Drinking goon is for teens drinking or alcoholics/ drug addcits who can't afford anything else

 

[Captain Ahab]

Just get some grape juice and add vodka to it.