Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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deadson said:
What would be cheaper; a funeral or all the dental work Jorbs needs to fix his mouth (fuck the teeth, they gone)?
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Sadly the funeral would probably be cheaper. A plain cremation at a very small funeral home could be about $1000-$5000. Our boy is easily looking at $12000-$35000 in dental repair
 
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GothicKingFatass said:
I  would solo make a vid, but i fear that while covering the subject wouldnt be an issue, making it Entertaining would. Like it would probably take the form of a boring ass powerpoint with me babbling for an hour.

I've never made a vid before so I am certain it'd be pretty shit. But if people want it bad enough, I could be talked into it....
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Talk to Seizure, see if being a guest is something he's into.
 
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I think Cobra's dental situation could be used to teach children about the dangers of not brushing their teeth. Honestly, I don't know if there could be a much better poster boy for dental problems brought about (almost) entirely by choosing not to brush.

It's a possible life-ending problem he caused himself. Still sad, toobz. I don't want the boy leaving this gay Earth yet.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
How is Cobes’ going to make his death gawth? Can fan girls fill his cawffin with their of-age panties? Will his cawffin be cobra motif’d in black and gold?
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The GG Allin route of his rotting corpse in a pine box is goff AF. With various artifacts strewn about like his juand, bottle of jack, dog collar, his numerous rings, a pic of him when he still had hair and teeth, etc etc.
 
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The GG Allin route of his rotting corpse in a pine box is goff AF. With various artifacts strewn about like his juand, bottle of jack, dog collar, his numerous rings, a pic of him when he still had hair and teeth, etc etc.
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The GG Allin comparison used to make me laugh, now it only makes me sad.
He's just a harmless little boglim. Genuinely one of my favourite cows. A retard who poses no danger to anyone but himself (unless we count giving the bog hag some kind of infection after a romp in the hay with him as "danger").
 
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barrow greeter said:
We would be saving his life if someone got a GoFundMe organized to pay for all the tooth extractions. Too bad there isn't a responsible third party available to make sure it actually gets done and isn't spent on boxes of Franzia White Sippendale and DoorDash.

sarlacc pit AI upscale, I'm sorry:
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This almost made me vomit holy shit.
I've legitimately never seen anything like that.
Truly horrifying.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Trying not to be malicious but wouldn’t him being tard’d make this free or something?

I can see some bleeding heart doing it pro bono and having Cobes’ googly eyed ass in a commercial smiling up from a dentists chair with a mouth of pearly whites
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Its not that simple, this would be EXTENSIVE oral surgery. First the initial check up, then the exrays would take forever cause there in nothing to bite down on, then payment planning and schedule planning, the first round of intense anti-biotics. Which Cobes will not be able to drink on-at all. Then another appointment, very likely a second round of antibiotics (we are in week three or the middle of month 2 at this point depending), then the first of many, many extractions. Healing, more antibiotics, more extractions, more healing, more antibiotics. Implant surgery consultation, implant surgery, healing, more antibiotics...With the state of his mouth today up until the final dental check-up, we are talking months of work/healing and thousands of dollars. Im not talking like 5k, but more like 25-50k. The biggest factor would be Cobes actually taking care of himself throughout the whole process, which we all know he refuses to do.
 
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Tiggy Skibbles said:
Its not that simple, this would be EXTENSIVE oral surgery. First the initial check up, then the exrays would take forever cause there in nothing to bite down on, then payment planning and schedule planning, the first round of intense anti-biotics. Which Cobes will not be able to drink on-at all. Then another appointment, very likely a second round of antibiotics (we are in week three or the middle of month 2 at this point depending), then the first of many, many extractions. Healing, more antibiotics, more extractions, more healing, more antibiotics. Implant surgery consultation, implant surgery, healing, more antibiotics...With the state of his mouth today up until the final dental check-up, we are talking months of work/healing and thousands of dollars. Im not talking like 5k, but more like 25-50k. The biggest factor would be Cobes actually taking care of himself throughout the whole process, which we all know he refuses to do.
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So you're saying the long spoken of denture saga would be the good ending.
 
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Tiggy Skibbles said:
Its not that simple, this would be EXTENSIVE oral surgery. First the initial check up, then the exrays would take forever cause there in nothing to bite down on, then payment planning and schedule planning, the first round of intense anti-biotics. Which Cobes will not be able to drink on-at all. Then another appointment, very likely a second round of antibiotics (we are in week three or the middle of month 2 at this point depending), then the first of many, many extractions. Healing, more antibiotics, more extractions, more healing, more antibiotics. Implant surgery consultation, implant surgery, healing, more antibiotics...With the state of his mouth today up until the final dental check-up, we are talking months of work/healing and thousands of dollars. Im not talking like 5k, but more like 25-50k. The biggest factor would be Cobes actually taking care of himself throughout the whole process, which we all know he refuses to do.
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aint no way
 
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'Ole Dente said:
Wine can be drank warm, it's not as caustic as et's say, whiskey or rum, and it's a fancy gothic drink that vampires drink, doot.

If you could get fucking GREEN WINE that's a recipe for a disaster.
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Remember when cobra got a couple bottles of that green glitter wine with the light up bottle? If I remember correctly didn’t he fuck up his first review, post it anyways, then order a second bottle to review again? I can’t remember what that stuff was called but it looked abhorrent, perfect for the goth bad boy
 
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