Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Remember when cobra got a couple bottles of that green glitter wine with the light up bottle? If I remember correctly didn’t he fuck up his first review, post it anyways, then order a second bottle to review again? I can’t remember what that stuff was called but it looked abhorrent, perfect for the goth bad boy

I was surprised when he didn’t post an FB status update about shitting glitter to own the troles.

 

[Negev]

We would be saving his life if someone got a GoFundMe organized to pay for all the tooth extractions. Too bad there isn't a responsible third party available to make sure it actually gets done and isn't spent on boxes of Franzia White Sippendale and DoorDash.

sarlacc pit AI upscale, I'm sorry:

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I am not sure how he is eating anything other than babymush. I knew someone who had some teeth issues due to past drug use he got over and he could barely do hard foods and it was nowhere near this bad. saw this right after I brushed and it made me go back to brush and floss again.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Its not that simple, this would be EXTENSIVE oral surgery. First the initial check up, then the exrays would take forever cause there in nothing to bite down on, then payment planning and schedule planning, the first round of intense anti-biotics. Which Cobes will not be able to drink on-at all. Then another appointment, very likely a second round of antibiotics (we are in week three or the middle of month 2 at this point depending), then the first of many, many extractions. Healing, more antibiotics, more extractions, more healing, more antibiotics. Implant surgery consultation, implant surgery, healing, more antibiotics...With the state of his mouth today up until the final dental check-up, we are talking months of work/healing and thousands of dollars. Im not talking like 5k, but more like 25-50k. The biggest factor would be Cobes actually taking care of himself throughout the whole process, which we all know he refuses to do.

Sounds about right.

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My mother went through a long and arduous journey for her permanent implants after 17 years of not seeing a dentist. Her mouth was nowhere near where Cobes is but I think her timeline went something like 1-2 years, thanks to corona, from the initial infection she suddenly had, to all but four teeth got pulled, to her temporary dentures and finally to her new permanent teeth that have been put in place with screws and stuff in her jaw bones. Just the recovery from the infection to where her team could start THINKING of giving her dentures took quite a while.
And she brushed her teeth, she just used to smoke and she has a bad case of fear of dentists.

Damn I feel so bad for Cobes but he's in a hell of his own making. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to floss and brush my own teeth.

 

[._.]

He had insurance the whole time so the only thing that caused this is ODD.

I doubt he has dental insurance, he probably has Obamacare or something but dental insurance is its own thing, nobody outside of having a good job wants to cover it. I dont think something like Obamacare even covers regular cleanings. Im not sure if SSI or whatever he has covers it through medicaid or something so maybe its that, but I think that's probably going to get cut soon too.

I think its ADD over ODD, the lacks the foresight and general knowledge to stop and go 'shit this is a big deal, turns out you cant just go to the doctor and go 'I know its bad but you can fix it right?' Plus hes been isolated, has poor social skilld, Im sure he has a bit of irl social anxiety, he knowshes gonna get made fun of, hes a target for trolling, hes kinda lazy, ADD does actually make you do stupid shit and act autistic.



I think its the combination that I think hes still smoking pretty regularly as well as drinking and not brushing/flossing that got it that bad. I know it doesnt do much but if he had even just swished with some mouthwash every now and then it would have been better than nothing. I think they even make medicated mouthwash specifically for gingivitis/maybe periodontitis.

 

[cobra fucker]

His Medicaid would cover the extractions, but Clint would have to pony up multiple thousands of dollars for dentures. About $7-$9k iirc

He's got a lathe, just sitting there. George Washington era imminent.

I doubt he has dental insurance, he probably has Obamacare or something but dental insurance is its own thing

I can't speak for Wyoming as it may be a state thing, but I was on medicaid for a little while and they covered all of my treatment for free, including cavities and crowns.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Its not that simple, this would be EXTENSIVE oral surgery. First the initial check up, then the exrays would take forever cause there in nothing to bite down on, then payment planning and schedule planning, the first round of intense anti-biotics. Which Cobes will not be able to drink on-at all. Then another appointment, very likely a second round of antibiotics (we are in week three or the middle of month 2 at this point depending), then the first of many, many extractions. Healing, more antibiotics, more extractions, more healing, more antibiotics. Implant surgery consultation, implant surgery, healing, more antibiotics...With the state of his mouth today up until the final dental check-up, we are talking months of work/healing and thousands of dollars. Im not talking like 5k, but more like 25-50k. The biggest factor would be Cobes actually taking care of himself throughout the whole process, which we all know he refuses to do.

there is also no promises the whole thing would go smoothly either. if he needs bone grafts that might increase the time needed to heal. plus there is the issue of him developing antibiotic resistance with how much he is going to need to be on them he would need to get switched around to various ones and pray he is not allergic.

i also wonder how his organs would handle antibiotics in general since they can be pretty tough on the bacteria in your intestines which can cause even more issues which is the last thing he would need.

all that being said even in a perfect situation the idea of cobes having the patience to put up with all the work needed while also suffering from alcohol withdrawals and being forced to be on a very strict liquid diet for at least a month if not longer is something i dont ever see happening.

though they could just say fuck it and take every single tooth out at the same time and drug him up for a while so his gums can recover. that might not be as bad maybe?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think its ADD over ODD, the lacks the foresight and general knowledge to stop and go 'shit this is a big deal, turns out you cant just go to the doctor and go 'I know its bad but you can fix it right?' Plus hes been isolated, has poor social skilld, Im sure he has a bit of irl social anxiety, he knowshes gonna get made fun of, hes a target for trolling, hes kinda lazy, ADD does actually make you do stupid shit and act autistic.

I was just watching a thing about autism, and it made the point that neurodivergent people don't have this, like, running script of shit to do, like an auto pilot. We've gotta plan every single little thing, every day, and when you're doing that, it's easy to accidentally leave something off of the list. So, while he probably does think, "shit doodt I gotta fix this" he probably also thinks, "I can worry about this after my drink haha yessth" and he forgets. He might also just have sensory problems with brushing, and the lingering taste of the shit afterwards, and this is all on top of him probably just being scared of not only troles making fun of him, but maybe him being a burden to Clint.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Running in the 90's. The dominos really started falling after he lost that first tooth.

Maybe the dental decay is from the magic he casts? Maybe he's touched by Nurgle or some sort of Sumerian God of disease and felting.

 

['Ole Dente]

Its not that simple, this would be EXTENSIVE oral surgery. First the initial check up, then the exrays would take forever cause there in nothing to bite down on, then payment planning and schedule planning, the first round of intense anti-biotics. Which Cobes will not be able to drink on-at all. Then another appointment, very likely a second round of antibiotics (we are in week three or the middle of month 2 at this point depending), then the first of many, many extractions. Healing, more antibiotics, more extractions, more healing, more antibiotics. Implant surgery consultation, implant surgery, healing, more antibiotics...With the state of his mouth today up until the final dental check-up, we are talking months of work/healing and thousands of dollars. Im not talking like 5k, but more like 25-50k. The biggest factor would be Cobes actually taking care of himself throughout the whole process, which we all know he refuses to do.

I'd put $20 towards a Kiwi Farms, Null-handled GoFundMe to fix this little nigger's mouth. It's a good thing to do and you should try when you can to do those good things.

Also I would like to see Null get increasingly frustrated. Like, this is gunna be a triathlon of wrangling and Cobra is the #1 challenge. You can't wrangle him worth a fuck.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'd put $20 towards a Kiwi Farms, Null-handled GoFundMe to fix this little nigger's mouth. It's a good thing to do and you should try when you can to do those good things.

Also I would like to see Null get increasingly frustrated. Like, this is gunna be a triathlon of wrangling and Cobra is the #1 challenge. You can't wrangle him worth a fuck.

He might actually do that since Cobes is a rare sympathetic cow in a sea of actual sickos and culture war grifters. Null was interested in helping the boglim find housing last year when Jessica got him evicted and he posted about it ITT. But that didn't get far because Clint came in clutch with the single wide.

He's damn near impossible to wrangle though. Only Courtney and the Drunken Peasants podcast guys can get him on their streams because they stroke his ego. Sam Hyde and his right hand wigger Jet Neptune tried to get him on Fishtank but, to quote Jet "he was too much of a diva" for that to happen. I doubt Null would get through to Cobes because his messages would either get lost in a sea of ween texts or Clint would filter him out.

 

[BlastMonk]

Maybe he's touched by Nurgle or some sort of Sumerian God of disease and felting.

Nergal being the Sumerian god of disease and war (society wide felting). Cobra's mouth is a mouth of pure disease, he felts his trolls since he rules their sad lives. But tragically Nergal is also a god of death which I think our boy will be embracing sooner rather than later if our medically educated kiwis are right (they are). But our boy is the embodiment of a Sumerian god so TWU TUBES

 

[garlic mayo]

We would be saving his life if someone got a GoFundMe organized to pay for all the tooth extractions. Too bad there isn't a responsible third party available to make sure it actually gets done and isn't spent on boxes of Franzia White Sippendale and DoorDash.

sarlacc pit AI upscale, I'm sorry:

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NAL willingly kissed and put her tounge in that pit of despair.
Christ alive imagine the (deserved) infections caught from letting that festering maw eat her Wendy's, triple wombo combo UTI, BV, and thrush at the very least.

 

[Jobama]

An actual fag doctor/dentist type giving their opinion would be interesting.

How is Cobes’ going to make his death gawth? Can fan girls fill his cawffin with their of-age panties? Will his cawffin be cobra motif’d in black and gold?

I personally think he’s going to hang on forever and just turn into a rotting lich

He should do Seizure’s idea and have a little Shon sized coffin right next to his so that they can be buried next to each other.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Nergal being the Sumerian god of disease and war (society wide felting). Cobra's mouth is a mouth of pure disease, he felts his trolls since he rules their sad lives. But tragically Nergal is also a god of death which I think our boy will be embracing sooner rather than later if our medically educated kiwis are right (they are)

How old is he?

He's far too young to be falling apart like this. It's like he has radiation poisoning or something.

 

[Slim Boglim]

How old is he?

He's far too young to be falling apart like this. It's like he has radiation poisoning or something.

Before you read the real answer just guess how old he is and see how close you get

Cobies age: he just turned 34 on March 26

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I am not sure how he is eating anything other than babymush. I knew someone who had some teeth issues due to past drug use he got over and he could barely do hard foods and it was nowhere near this bad. saw this right after I brushed and it made me go back to brush and floss again.

Well your friend was probably sober and cobes seems loaded in every video these days.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

How old is he?

He's far too young to be falling apart like this. It's like he has radiation poisoning or something.

It's the air in Casper. This is a friend of mine after a day of being exposed to the Casper air. It wasn't kind to him.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Before you read the real answer just guess how old he is and see how close you get

Cobies age: he just turned 34 on March 26

Good lord.

I'm comparing him to myself and holy shit. I feel much better though.

It's the air in Casper. This is a friend of mine after a day of being exposed to the Casper air. It wasn't kind to him.
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Does the Casper air turn you into the Taobao version of the Taliban?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

When Cobra kicks the bucket, it will our collective duty to make and consume food hacks and drink combos to keep the Ghost of the Boglim well fed and properly buzzed.

 

[Potion_Time]

Not sure if anybody cares, but this random youtuber I watch referenced our dark lord.

I feel like I'm starting to see Cobes in the wild more often. Is the boy finally going to hit it big, build the clocktower mansion, and get the big titty gawth girl of his dreams?