Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The one with his own cum in. I forget what else went into that, Seizure and Bitesize probably know the recipe by heart but all evidence of him making and trying it has been long buried.
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Not sure if anybody cares, but this random youtuber I watch referenced our dark lord.

I feel like I'm starting to see Cobes in the wild more often. Is the boy finally going to hit it big, build the clocktower mansion, and get the big titty gawth girl of his dreams?
A lot of big streamers and podcasters have covered his cooking hacks, Penguin0 and LPOTL being the biggest I can think of at the moment. A fair amount of very successful streamers but not as popular covered the NAL visits, such as CinnamonToastKen, who is heavily affiliated with Pewdiepie. NAL defiantly got him much, much more normie attention tho. The fat lot of good that did him...
 
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He christened it a "King Cobra" and claimed it was delicious. on a side note, I just realized the boxed wine he showed recently is the same that he got as part of a delivery when Jessica visited the old apartment for the first time. And who could forget the classic moment of him swigging top shelf tequila straight from the bottle while Jessica argued with police officers. I wonder if he actually bought a new box of wine or forgot he had the old one and managed to find it recently.

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If any Cobro-creatives need some fan art ideas, may I suggest being inspire by a medieval hellmouth? It could be his next album title too.

As for the amount of dental work and the complications around what would need to happen to make it successful, the only way forward would be a medically induced coma to enforce compliance. And then he’d just die silently from an undetected blood clot anyway….
 
The one with his own cum in. I forget what else went into that, Seizure and Bitesize probably know the recipe by heart but all evidence of him making and trying it has been long buried.
It's not been buried at all, the video is still around and I'll have to find it later.

Also as an aside, a lot of the stuff that has vanished when the first channel loss and the first purges happend were absolute dog shit videos, the good stuff was archived bar one of two videos off the top of my head.
 
It's not been buried at all, the video is still around and I'll have to find it later.

Also as an aside, a lot of the stuff that has vanished when the first channel loss and the first purges happend were absolute dog shit videos, the good stuff was archived bar one of two videos off the top of my head.
That's like a Youtube Poop mashed up with King Cobra. TMDWIU
 
It's not been buried at all, the video is still around and I'll have to find it later.

There's been a bounty on this video (non-ytpoop version) for years. I've heard multiple og cobra viewers say that the original video is gone, and the "digimondude" guy that archived his first channel either doesnt have it, or won't reupload. You should post it if you have it.
 
There's been a bounty on this video (non-ytpoop version) for years. I've heard multiple og cobra viewers say that the original video is gone, and the "digimondude" guy that archived his first channel either doesnt have it, or won't reupload. You should post it if you have it.
It does still exist, or did a few years ago, to find the video I have to access my other computer as its link is on that if its still there, I'll update when I can access it.

I'm aware of the bounty, he's not the only archive of that video, but there are a few people (like one other that I know) that refuse to share due to the state of cobra and the people that have now jumped In. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but I don't blame them.
 
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It does still exist, or did a few years ago, to find the video I have to access my other computer as its link is on that if its still there, I'll update when I can access it.

I'm aware of the bounty, he's not the only archive of that video, but there are a few people (like one other that I know) that refuse to share due to the state of cobra and the people that have now jumped In. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but I don't blame them.
Yeah bro, I got it. No you can't see it. No, I don't want money. Trust and belive doodt. T&B TWU!
 
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Well I can't speak for them, but the link might be dead or it might be up and my computer is across the globe, if you think I give a shit that much about a bounty to bitesize or whatever then I don't know what to tell you. It is still around though.

What I do know is a lot of the old cobra watchers ain't interested in delivering their autistic private stashes to the public after cobra started booming. Feel free to search through thousands of porn sites to find the video though or message anonymous casper or one of the other old archivers to find leads. It was is up a few years ago avaliable on a porn site, could have been x videos, could have been porn hub
 
Well I can't speak for them, but the link might be dead or it might be up and my computer is across the globe, if you think I give a shit that much about a bounty to bitesize or whatever then I don't know what to tell you. It is still around though.

What I do know is a lot of the old cobra watchers ain't interested in delivering their autistic private stashes to the public after cobra started booming. Feel free to search through thousands of porn sites to find the video though or message anonymous casper or one of the other old archivers to find leads. It was is up a few years ago avaliable on a porn site, could have been x videos, could have been porn hub
I can corroborate this. I don't know about today but it was definitely still floating around as long as a year or two ago. It was passed around in the comments of posts on the Reddit before it got taken down and from what I remember the links always went to porn sites. I never really got into the archiving thing, I just enjoy the content while it's there and then let it go wherever it goes so I never saved that cursed ass clip.
 
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Not sure if anybody cares, but this random youtuber I watch referenced our dark lord.

I feel like I'm starting to see Cobes in the wild more often. Is the boy finally going to hit it big, build the clocktower mansion, and get the big titty gawth girl of his dreams?
Mujuular does wicked videos on Ultima, like 10x better than what Spoony did or could do on his best day.

What I do know is a lot of the old cobra watchers ain't interested in delivering their autistic private stashes to the public after cobra started booming.
I don't know what's more sad; Us wanting to find a video of this dude drinking his own cum or the people who are hoarding it because Cobra isn't their personal plaything anymore so they've become gay and mad about it.
 
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I don't know what's more sad; Us wanting to find a video of this dude drinking his own cum or the people who are hoarding it because Cobra isn't their personal plaything anymore so they've become gay and mad about it.
Don't get this twisted too much, Cobra wasn't a plaything to a lot of these people, a majority left around the time the swatting stuff started up after this youtuber brought a chunk of new faces into the "communities" and there was a decline in the original base going on due to the shitty content and nature of things.

one or two of the guys I know from that era simply don't care enough anymore about cobra and have other cows. If that can be said for a lot of the pre 2016 crowd then it's more they just simply don't care enough to post what they have to a "community" of poo touchers, grifters and retards
 
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