Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Can't wait to see a video in a week's time where Josh calls out a random text trole for pissing him off. Also, does anyone else feel like there's something very cyclical about the Boy emailing corporate and trying to get a guy fired from their workplace? Time is a flat circle, 'toobs.

 

[biggacracka]

Can't wait to see a video in a week's time where Josh calls out a random text trole for pissing him off. Also, does anyone else feel like there's something very cyclical about the Boy emailing corporate and trying to get a guy fired from their workplace? Time is a flat circle, 'toobs.

Cobes IS Saṃsāra

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

From my generation observation, the note looks like a female had wrote it down. Which really makes it worst, an of age, consenting, adult, living, human female knew who he was even though the dude has never stepped foot in their store. Ouch.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

Is Casper Wyoming known for its humidity? Is the shower in the trailer literally in the smoking room? Is it a terrible other option?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

twisted tea kicks ass fuck the glass tapping troles who are jealous of cobes popularity

It's a symbiotic relationship: he feeds the troles and the trolls literally feed him. It's been this way since the Conquistador era.

Nothing says "the troles don't get to me" like making not 1 but 2 videos talking about a trolling incident and how much it affects you.

 

[Merlin Manson]

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Is Casper Wyoming known for its humidity? Is the shower in the trailer literally in the smoking room? Is it a terrible other option?

If you took a blacklight into his trailer the whole thing would light up like a fairground.

Fuck sickos.

 

[somevan712]

I love how he starts the video shitting on Subway but then can't resist gushing about how dank his sandwich is

Gotta separate the sandwich from the sandwich artist, dood.

"$27 total. That's a lot of money for a $5 footlong" funniest shit I've heard all day.

I fucking love Cobra's quick wit, even with his wet, fried, duster brain. The troles wish they could be this funny.

 

[stathom21]

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Is Casper Wyoming known for its humidity? Is the shower in the trailer literally in the smoking room? Is it a terrible other option?

Poppa Clint Sauce

 

[anliteralidiot]

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Somebody purchased a (non-DMCAble) cameo of Josh. A message of congratulations for anliteralidiot. Yes this is how Josh recorded and sent the actual cameo, yes I have permission from the purchaser to post it here.

Inb4 tk goes “actually, it can be dmca’d because ai told me some weird loophole and I want it to be!”

A friend bought a cameo from Cobes, and the same day the guy gets all of his shit posted by Null.

Praise be Cobra's magic.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The thing about Cobes is that he's very forgiving when it comes to fast food companies themselves. Sure KFC took away the Double Down but he still craves the Colonel and spends his hard e-begged money there. The same will happen with Subway because those dank sandwiches with everything on them won't make themselves.

Also I googled Subway locations in Casper and there's 7 locations in Casper. 7! In a city of less than 60k people. If he were smart, Cobes would just select the 6 other Subways that don't employ troles the next time he craves his slop sandwiches.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

A friend bought a cameo from Cobes, and the same day the guy gets all of his shit posted by Null.

Praise be Cobra's magic.

Holy fuck at the cum stains on that poor iMac

 

[fukkit]

Is that every single ingredient they have at subway?

 

[cobra fucker]

Why the fuck did he get two mountain dews? Is he retarded?

Gulps down the sauce at 14:20. Honestly, I think his taste buds must be broken.

 

[Epikusername4]

holy shit the troles are making cobes shoot up the local high school with his shotgun. they went too far this time

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Why the fuck did he get two mountain dews? Is he retarded?

Gulps down the sauce at 14:20. Honestly, I think his taste buds must be broken.

Ive known a fair amount of autistic people in my life, and they all have some sort of sensory issue when it comes to food. Things cant touch on a plate, cant stand a certain texture or taste, lives unwillingly off "safe food", etc. Cobes however, eats several different textures at once with clashing flavors, with 10+ more ingredients-and NOTHING seems to be off limits. Something about that is so strange to me.

holy shit the troles are making cobes shoot up the local high school with his shotgun. they went too far this time

....did he just say the fucking mayonnaise needs to defrost???

 

[DocHoliday]

Ive known a fair amount of autistic people in my life, and they all have some sort of sensory issue when it comes to food. Things cant touch on a plate, cant stand a certain texture or taste, lives unwillingly off "safe food", etc. Cobes however, eats several different textures at once with clashing flavors, with 10+ more ingredients-and NOTHING seems to be off limits. Something about that is so strange to me.



....did he just say the fucking mayonnaise needs to defrost???

"Dethaw" is retarded speak, for my teeth are fucked, and because of the pain of hot and cold items I must eat everything at room temp.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobes however, eats several different textures at once with clashing flavors, with 10+ more ingredients-and NOTHING seems to be off limits. Something about that is so strange to me.

Is his food really that strange, though? It's all Americanized slop, nothing weird or ethnic. He's not eating something like takoyaki, he's eating ramen. And it's all salty slop, too.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I almost thought "fancy foodhack" was "fancy feast food hack".

 

[Jobama]

Lazy request but does anyone have the video of Josh stabbing a Pringles Lay’s bag with his smile on it? I could have sworn that there was a Bitesize edit but I can’t for the life of me find it.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Is his food really that strange, though? It's all Americanized slop, nothing weird or ethnic. He's not eating something like takoyaki, he's eating ramen. And it's all salty slop, too.

YES. Yes its very weird. I have no idea where your from but putting mayo, mustard, ketchup (or catsup for you) bbq sauce, "cheese" sauce, aioli (which is just a fancy word for a flavor infused mayonnaise) oil and vinegar, extra oil, all together is extremely bizarre.
Ketchup and mayo makes sense.
Ketchup and mustard makes sense.
BBq sauce and mayo...ok, i guess?
Ketchup, bbq, and mayo-if mixed right with decent brands it would be good?

this dumbass thinks if he orders has a ton of toppings and sauces he'll get more food and thus save money, but in reality all those toppings will be sparse in order to comply with corporate rulings