Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I'm really surprised he didn't accidentally stab himself.
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That was his plot armor in action.
CheesyBoy said:
It being Little Caesar's is a joke way too funny for Josh.

I really want to know what he would have done if he accidentally stabbed his hand. I like to think he would have grabbed a different knife and stabbed the first one.
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Either that or a hammer, while he's still bleeding. Imagine the wellness check that would've led to.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He didn't even notice the bugs in the bogritto, but the fiery fish pizza made him uncontrollably vomit. While both options are bad, I'm gonna have to go with the buggy bogritto.
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That bonus protein just enhanced his bog-lishious feast!

''Delicious, spicy, packed with protein, and calories, and greasy luuuvvvvv''
 
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Candover said:
The Fiery Fish Pizza challenge is when he straight up vomits multiple times and has to beg his mom like a whiny child to get him Pepto Bismol. He recoils in horror when he first smells it but then tries to save face by unconvincingly saying it "smells pretty good actually". The most pathetic and whiny he's ever been on camera imo, which is ironic considering he only did this to appear "manly".
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"I can taste the fish, and the crunch from the doritos" is such an insane line.
 
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deadbabypics said:
tried getting into this guy a really long time ago, but he just seems like a more boring OUMB. am i missing out?
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It’s a definite slow burn. It’s already peaked imo. Checkout @SeizureRobot5000 work on YouTube. The “snake bones podcast” it’s the best way to consume condensed, distilled cobra classics and talking points. Guy is truly funny at times and Mr. Robot adds some great stuff to highlight Cobras finest moments. I can’t recommend anyone more than I can him. The treads a drip feed for sure.
 
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Beavis’ Moms’ Boyfriend#6 said:
It’s a definite slow burn. It’s already peaked imo. Checkout @SeizureRobot5000 work on YouTube. The “snake bones podcast” it’s the best way to consume condensed, distilled cobra classics and talking points. Guy is truly funny at times and Mr. Robot adds some great stuff to highlight Cobras finest moments. I can’t recommend anyone more than I can him. The treads a drip feed for sure.
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it took me way too long too watch snake bones but he is 100% the best way to consume cobra
 
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Epikusername4 said:
it took me way too long too watch snake bones but he is 100% the best way to consume cobra
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The good thing about Seizure is that you can go back and rewatch, because the clips, the guests, and Seizure himself are all hilarious. I've actually been doing that tonight since I've been left to my own devices with a 12 pack.
 
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I can't listen to Snakebones while I'm driving because some segments give me literal laughing fits. I had to stop listening on a plane once because I couldn't keep it together. I know I'm retarded but I try to pretend not to be.

On another note, I always feel disgusted when Cobra talks about the 'cheese pull'. I think the phrase cheese pull is unnecessary and perverted and was likely invented by a degenerate who watches Cuties. The same goes for the phrase 'mouth feel', what's wrong with 'texture'? Fuck sickos!
 
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Candover said:
The Fiery Fish Pizza challenge is when he straight up vomits multiple times and has to beg his mom like a whiny child to get him Pepto Bismol.
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Somehow, I forgot all about the vomit response in this one. I remembered him whining like a little bitch, but I didn't remember him actually throwing up. Apartment 1 still! TWUMD.

Star Spangled Bogger said:
I can't listen to Snakebones while I'm driving because some segments give me literal laughing fits. I had to stop listening on a plane once because I couldn't keep it together. I know I'm retarded but I try to pretend not to be.

On another note, I always feel disgusted when Cobra talks about the 'cheese pull'. I think the phrase cheese pull is unnecessary and perverted and was likely invented by a degenerate who watches Cuties. The same goes for the phrase 'mouth feel', what's wrong with 'texture'? Fuck sickos!
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"Cheese pull" has long been common vernacular by people who produce commercials. It's not limited to pizza, but it's most commonly used for those. Somehow Bogbrain latched onto that when watching a documentary on how commercials are made between gooning sesh and Family Guy reruns. "Mouth Feel" is pretty gross, but considering how highly autistic he is, I'm shocked that he needs so many textures at once.
 
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
"Cheese pull" has long been common vernacular by people who produce commercials. It's not limited to pizza, but it's most commonly used for those. Somehow Bogbrain latched onto that when watching a documentary on how commercials are made between gooning sesh and Family Guy reruns. "Mouth Feel" is pretty gross, but considering how highly autistic he is, I'm shocked that he needs so many textures at once.
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I don't think Cobes could even spell commercial, let alone would ever watch a documentary about how they're made. I guarantee he picked up both those phrases from all the youtube food reviewers he loves to watch.
 
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Jesse from Podawful just posted something that sounds like a Cobraism. Fits the BOY’s current state very well.

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So NAL’s mod Sally betrayed her and she told HRH (YouTuber that covers NAL) that Jessica cheated on Cobes twice and told Sally all about it.

The details were spared but she had some guy come over to eat her out. Which is somehow even more disgusting because Cobra’s mouth has been on that rotten baconator.

HRH has a video premiering where she will talk about this, if you can stomach the details.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
So NAL’s mod Sally betrayed her and she told HRH (YouTuber that covers NAL) that Jessica cheated on Cobes twice and told Sally all about it.

The details were spared but she had some guy come over to eat her out. Which is somehow even more disgusting because Cobra’s mouth has been on that rotten baconator.

HRH has a video premiering where she will talk about this, if you can stomach the details.
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shocker the crazy bpd witch-demon doesnt have high morals 100% didnt see this coming
 
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