Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[California King]

How long before Cobes his hooking for food hacks?

Bog's gotta eat.

 

[Mörkö]

Guys like Nick and Cobes

I love that Rekieta and Cobes are basically on the same level now. At least Josh is a lovable retard, as opposed to just a retard.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I love that Rekieta and Cobes are basically on the same level now. At least Josh is a lovable retard, as opposed to just a retard.

Nick is a hedonistic degenerate, who (somehow) obtained a law degree, and has astronomical levels of cope that don't even come close to the boy. I don't think you can compare the two. Cobra is a bonified retard who at least can make funny jokes. There is a malice and recklessness to Rekieta that the boy doesn't have. Cobra at least tries to (appear) to do the right thing like respecting women and cutting down on his drinking.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Is that Cobra's monitor? It's covered in sneeze dots.

Yeah dick sneeze

 

['Ole Dente]

Is that Cobra's monitor? It's covered in sneeze dots.

I hope one day when I’m old and senile that I find the courage and the freedom to wantonly cum on every surface in my house with fucking reckless abandon, just absolutely stain everything with gross, disgusting shit so much that it’s basically readily apparent that I cum on everything and never clean it.

When I have guests over? I just never address it at all and follow up with “You wanna go splitsies on a bucket of chicken?” and “You know, that’s the problem with society.”

I would kill for that kind of lack of awareness, to be that fuckin’ stupid and uncaring.

 

[Eventide]

Only the most foolhardy collector of cursed relics would buy a wand that was touched both by the boglim and the bog witch. Though, his wands dont seem to have the same potent curse that the sonichu medallions have.

On the topic of curses, as a Native American well versed in my tribe's traditional spiritual practices, theoretically I could uncurse said wand. Alternatively, I could harness its dark energy and transfer it to something (or someone) else.

Dare me to buy it and transfer it to Rekeita? Or would that qualify as cow tipping?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

On the topic of curses, as a Native American well versed in my tribe's traditional spiritual practices, theoretically I could uncurse said wand. Alternatively, I could harness its dark energy and transfer it to something (or someone) else.

Dare me to buy it and transfer it to Rekeita? Or would that qualify as cow tipping?

This qualifies as advanced arcane experimentation. Proceed with caution, as even Cobra himself can't always control his own powers.

 

[Eventide]

This qualifies as advanced arcane experimentation. Proceed with caution, as even Cobra himself can't always control his own powers.

As a lesbian into wiccan-y goth chicks, uncursing objects is a skill I've learned from years of experience.

& as a fan of Cobes, I feel my unique talents can help heal him of the bog witch curse.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

As a lesbian into wiccan-y goth chicks, uncursing objects is a skill I've learned from years of experience.

& as a fan of Cobes, I feel my unique talents can help heal him of the bog witch curse.

You sound like you've encountered several lesser Bog-witches in your time. Perhaps your talents and abilities might be enough to lessen the curse.

 

[barrow greeter]

I hope one day when I’m old and senile that I find the courage and the freedom to wantonly cum on every surface in my house with fucking reckless abandon, just absolutely stain everything with gross, disgusting shit so much that it’s basically readily apparent that I cum on everything and never clean it.

When I have guests over? I just never address it at all and follow up with “You wanna go splitsies on a bucket of chicken?” and “You know, that’s the problem with society.”

I would kill for that kind of lack of awareness, to be that fuckin’ stupid and uncaring.

He used to have Miss Sasha help him honey glaze everything, they used to watch Chaturbate together.

 

[Your Landlord]

You should never invite evil into your life.
In kiwifarms-language, "don't pozload my neghole".

I seem to have been wordfiltered.

 

['Ole Dente]

As a lesbian into wiccan-y goth chicks, uncursing objects is a skill I've learned from years of experience.

& as a fan of Cobes, I feel my unique talents can help heal him of the bog witch curse.

Look at him.

Look.

He is a toddler with old man glasses and fucking dinosaur teeth. This curse started in the womb, it's bigger than all of us and if you get within 10 ft of this little nigger you will be cursed with only attracting retarded women who don't take their happy pills and own too many bunny rabbits for the rest of your life. Take it from somebody who also dates women on the regular, you think you want that but you don't want that. There is no smudging that will fix this. Your clit will fall off your whole ass body. Please, be safe.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Look at him.

Look.

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He is a toddler with old man glasses and fucking dinosaur teeth. This curse started in the womb, it's bigger than all of us and if you get within 10 ft of this little nigger you will be cursed with only attracting retarded women who don't take their happy pills and own too many bunny rabbits for the rest of your life. Take it from somebody who also dates women on the regular, you think you want that but you don't want that. There is no smudging that will fix this. Your clit will fall off your whole ass body. Please, be safe.

 

[Mörkö]

Nick is a hedonistic degenerate, who (somehow) obtained a law degree, and has astronomical levels of cope that don't even come close to the boy. I don't think you can compare the two. Cobra is a bonified retard who at least can make funny jokes. There is a malice and recklessness to Rekieta that the boy doesn't have. Cobra at least tries to (appear) to do the right thing like respecting women and cutting down on his drinking.

Oh definitely, it was more just a dig at Rekieta that him and the boy can be mentioned in the same sentence. Cobes is infinitely more funny, sympathetic, and clean than Nick will ever be. Somehow he also takes better care of his pets (but the bar is in hell).

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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frig off barb

KingassripperJFS is slowly becoming a reality.

 

[Potion_Time]

 

[Eventide]

You should never invite evil into your life.
In kiwifarms-language, "don't pozload my neghole".

I seem to have been wordfiltered.

In hindsight, buying a wand from Cobes, especially a cursed one, is definitely a bad idea.

Thank you for caring about my spiritual well being

 

[deadson]

In hindsight, buying a wand from Cobes, especially a cursed one, is definitely a bad idea.

Thank you for caring about my spiritual well being

Anytime anyone spends their hard-earned on a cow's cursed item, they automatically get the ween curse. Don't be that guy who decides to poke the cow and waste your money on these degenerates.

 

[fukkit]

Food hack or mass of worms?

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Oh my cobra, how horrifying.