🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ravier Xavenblood said:
It's not like it's a Cobraverse secret. He likes his overpriced peach liquor, buuuuuut when money's tight and he remembers how to stretch it, Nikolai vodka and those awful 99 proof shooters will suffice.
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Hey man, 99 brand makes some pretty good stuff.

No argument with the Nikolai vodka though, that stuff should be used solely for disinfectant and powering small engines.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
An hour to cook instant noodles. Retard made beer soup. foul.
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It looks like you ate Ramen noodles and gumbo, then vomited it back up
 
TheBiggestGay aka gods #1 said:
No argument with the Nikolai vodka though, that stuff should be used solely for disinfectant and powering small engines.
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Nikolai is one of the few things I was never able to drink. Someone gave me a bottle for no reason (probably because it is hideous) and I took one shot of it and couldn't manage to drink more (and I am not particularly snobbish on liquor). I gave it to someone more degenerate than I am and even he still had it, mostly full, a month later.

It's ungodly awful. I doubt even Russians would drink it.
 
AnOminous said:
Nikolai is one of the few things I was never able to drink. Someone gave me a bottle for no reason (probably because it is hideous) and I took one shot of it and couldn't manage to drink more (and I am not particularly snobbish on liquor). I gave it to someone more degenerate than I am and even he still had it, mostly full, a month later.

It's ungodly awful. I doubt even Russians would drink it.
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Same. Even when I was buying a bottom-shelf handle of plastic vodka every day or two, I couldn't stand it. At least Skol has some weird chemical aftertaste you can almost convince yourself tastes like lemon. Nikolai is absolute trash.
 
you guys ever laugh so much like a retard in public because you heard king cobra say "gobread gilfred biago"
 
Nikolai Vodka
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Despite having acquired a taste for more civilized drink as I've aged, I've had my fair share of swill over the years, and like to think I can handle basically anything. Hell, if I'm feeling nostalgic and trashy I can drink warm malt liquor and do my best impression of Cartman's rendition of Elvis's "In the Ghetto" with nary a burp.

Even thinking about the taste of bottom shelf plastic bottle vodka makes me retch like the boy used to when he'd try to do a shot of jack, the torment is burned into my soul. Same thing for Black Velvet too.

He's really upped his self destruction game if you compare the eras. It's not the progress we want, but it's the progress we're getting I suppose.

"gobread gilfred biago"
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Even if I can contain my hur dur, it doesn't stop Chauncey's cackle, imitation, and then rant about the whole thing from autoplaying in my brain. His impression of the dark lord isn't 100% by any means but there's something hilarious about it.
 
An automatic clown said:
How did this even come to be ? Fucking incredible, praise Cobes magic
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A lot of people don't know this about Cobes, but he is an actual Vietnam War veteran. He joined under McNamara's 100,000, which was a program that took literal retards and sent them to Vietnam to fight in the war. He's never mentioned it, but you can see him wearing his old battledress jacket that draws the sarcastic comment about him being a Vietnam vet. Him and Walter served together in a sniper team, which is where that picture came from (he was at the Mai Lai Massacre). I think it's also why he supports the troops and is such a patriot. It's a shame he drowns himself in the drink to still escape that place...
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Yes, same with any inhalant. The "high" is caused by brain damage actively occurring due to oxygen deprivation. There's plenty of other examples of retards huffing themselves into vegetables but go look at Nick Rekieta. Dude's huffed himself into a perma-tard hitting nitrous 24/7. Another avenue that it effects the brain is that some inhalants like nitrous shut down the bodies vitamin b12 production which is essential for brain function.
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The effects of nitrous are not a result of oxygen deprivation. It's an NMDA receptor antagonist, just like ketamine. There's also a lot of research that's been showing that nitrous actively protects the brain in hypoxic conditions.

Yeah, it will fuck up b12 and that will cause severe problems. But that only occurs in chronic use, which is pretty uncommon. As long as its used infrequently, you could use insane amounts with basically zero discernible health impact

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In some percentage of the population, oxygen derivation causes euphoria. However, thanks to evolution, for most people, it feels like you're dying.

Sometimes, people who get euphoria from oxygen deprivation will use nitrous in a manner that induces hypoxia. Repeatedly inhaling from and exhaling into the same balloon, or taking many breaths of pure nitrous before stopping for a breath of air. Yeah, they're probably hypoxic, but its not really anything to do with the drug itself, and thankfully the nitrous means they're in less danger from hypoxia than normal

Saying nitrous gets you high by oxygen deprivation is just as retarded as saying that alcohol literally gets you drunk by literally drowning you, because if you fill your bathtub with whiskey, lay in it facedown and try to drink it, then you'll drown.
 
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KillaSmoke said:
In some percentage of the population, oxygen derivation causes euphoria. However, thanks to evolution, for most people, it feels like you're dying.
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I think it just feels like you’re dying for everyone but one subset associates that feeling with euphoria which…uhh….explains an ex-girlfriend or two. Thanks, it’s not a good day until you have disturbing revelations and that’s why I come here.

FreakyFred said:
My god. We're lucky we got the "alcoholic doofus" route and not the "true crime documentary" route
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There’s been some moments that might’ve indicated that we’re going down the true crime route but thankfully they’ve been few and far inbetween and Cobra very diligently keeps his darker thoughts in check these days. It’s easy to villainize Cobra, at times. He does weird shit, most of the time it comes from a good place and then he tries to tell a different story after because it sounds more badass like with the baby bird.
 
Epikusername4 said:
IM SICK OF IT
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Should've brought out the cap gun instead.
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KillaSmoke said:
As long as its used infrequently, you could use insane amounts with basically zero discernible health impact.
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Interesting and informative toobz. TWU.
fukkit said:
Food hack or mass of worms?
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Dank baitshop hack when??
Mörkö said:
I love that Rekieta and Cobes are basically on the same level now. At least Josh is a lovable retard, as opposed to just a retard.
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True but Crackets is now a being of pure spite and malice. Cobes is full of piss and vinegar but I think him having bog brain disallows him from clinging to the life ruination levels of wrath that keeps Nick's body alive while the galaxy gas does the talking.
 
You guys are ignoring that Cobra doesn't actually drink his liquor straight. Yeah, Nikolai is fucking terrible bottom shelf rotgut, but he mixes it with so much monster he can't even taste the alcohol.
 
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