🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[somevan]

Life is really hitting hard.

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

Chillin

... TWU

God damn, those dirty feet are disgusting.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Where did "better not X, BOY!" come from?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Where did "better not X, BOY!" come from?

Trolls. I think it was initially people saying better not stream today boy, to act like his dad, after he got evicted a second time. Probably wrong though, but I’m like 80% positive.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Where did "better not X, BOY!" come from?

Cobes has odd (Oppositional Defiance Disorder) and at one point the sub and or trolls from his phone could bait him into going live pretty regularly with a " Better not go live...boy" post or text. Oh man those were the days.

 

[Detective Carey]

Yeah that's where his I'LL GO LIVE WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT shit was birthed, shit touchers texting him BETTER NOT GO LIVE BOY and other easy jokes ad nauseum. It's a mutation of the older "Josh needs Clunt's permission to go live!" shit from the tip to talk shit chat/ then later reddit era, at least as far as I remember.

Honestly, if you see him sperging out about shit and it doesn't track, it's probably poo touchers poking at him. They got shut down faster than most snark subs and they didn't quite fully Larson pavlovian response him, but the dark lord definitely has some tics from those bygone eras and despite getting yeeted off most bigger coners of the clearnet those people persist in fucking with him to this day as far as I can tell.

The "alive of age cisgendered nonrelated blah blah blah" one is another classic example of how they (accidentally?) trained him.

Then they trained him not to stream at all to avoid their bullshit. For every funny door dash delivery there were 20 that sucked. Then NAL trained him to block camera. Yeah the "leave it at the door if it's paid for I'm streaming I'm not gay I'm straight" sign was fucking funny, but it was kind of the beginning of the end. Look at where we're at now, just in the cuck corner watching him wet brain out. Shit sucks. Sasha should take him to the zoo so he can livestream it and teach me about animals, then they can go have an adorable picnic in the cemetery or something.

 

[DocHoliday]

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An Alzheimer's patient has more brain function than the boy does at this point. Self lobotomy coming along nicely toobz.

 

[Agares]

The phone was acting cute again, but it is what it is toobs. It's in dire strats and that means no more cooking videos or Cameo shoutouts.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I understand that the "Better not _____ " trope is rooted in troles exploiting his ODD, but what is the origin of punctuating it with "BOY"? Does Clint call him "boy" (I thought Clint's preferred term of endearment for him was "bud")? Does Clint refer to him as "the boy" when talking about him to others?

 

[Slim Boglim]

The phone was acting cute again, but it is what it is toobs. It's in dire strats and that means no more cooking videos or Cameo shoutouts.
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“I’m done breaking my phones to be honest” -Cobra, 6 broken phones ago

 

[Detective Carey]

Honestly I assume the BOY part was just trolls lazily impersonating his dad and it kind of snowballed from there and became canon.

Didn't we just have a recently unearthed recorded phone call of a troll pretending to be his dad?

Then he eventually caught on and was like you're not my dad/you're not even the real Ozzy dude fuck off and so on and so forth.

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

This is like seeing your favorite rockstar in person and he's a fat bald alcoholic that can't sing anymore.

That Shon voice is pathetic now, he can't even do it. Better not give a good performance for booze money, BOY!

 

[Slim Boglim]

The “better not ___ boy!” Thing came from the trolls quoting cobra quoting his dad. Cobies told a story where his dad was pissed at him for smoking or whatever and said something like “better not smoke cigarettes BOY!” Or something to that effect

Anyway, for a time people would text him “better not go live, BOY!” And like clockwork he would immediately go live to try and own the trolls saying “I’ll go live if I want to! You don’t tell me what to do!” It became a pretty flawless way to prompt him into going live for a while

Lulz were had all around.

Then it just caught on and became an easy meme that can fit any situation.

Better not be live right now, BOY!

 

[Agares]

WE ARE LIVE COBROS

chillin like some rockstar villains

The hero we needed to fill the void Fishtank left when the streams went down.

Here's a clearer shot of the destroyed phone.

 

[Jobama]

The phone was acting cute again, but it is what it is toobs. It's in dire strats and that means no more cooking videos or Cameo shoutouts.
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What number are we on now?

 

[Agares]

He's talking to his toilet while taking a piss. Fuck Epstein, fuck sickos and fuck the troles.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

This man changes his phone more than he changes those damn shirts

 

[ASeabear8952]

The first half of the stream was kino, but the second half sucked, yet keep in mind this is modern Cobes we’re talking about.

“What is an incel’s favorite cellphone carrier?” “Virgin Mobile.” Got me.

As corny as they are, his jokes can be unironically funny sometimes.

Also Cobraisms is my favorite Snake Bones episode too.

 

[Jobama]

I just realized that I’ve never actually seen the video were cobra is in face paint despite seeing photos of it dozens of times. Does anyone know what video this is from?

 

[Potion_Time]

I miss home felon Ian and down the hill Dave.

Cobra was always better when there was an extended cobra verse and not just Warload and his GPS buttplug showing up to mooch every few months.