Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That is one of the few episodes I don't like. But I'm a Clint defender, so I can fuck right off.

Personal favs: Cobraisms, the one where they go though Cobra's friends and put them on a D&D alignment chart, Food, Drinks
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I'm a sucker for a cute accent, so hearing the Irish guest's adorable lilt against Seizure's rich baritone in that episode was especially aurally pleasing to me.

The Cobraisms episode was absolutely exquisid. I had been looking for a good compilation of the nutty things the Boglim says for a while now, and that episode delivered!

The friends video is next in my queue, and I can't wait. The side characters that interact with Cobra are a hoot, and I'm looking forward to the analysis of what they all bring to the table.
 
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Life is really hitting hard.
 
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Yeah that's where his I'LL GO LIVE WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT shit was birthed, shit touchers texting him BETTER NOT GO LIVE BOY and other easy jokes ad nauseum. It's a mutation of the older "Josh needs Clunt's permission to go live!" shit from the tip to talk shit chat/ then later reddit era, at least as far as I remember.

Honestly, if you see him sperging out about shit and it doesn't track, it's probably poo touchers poking at him. They got shut down faster than most snark subs and they didn't quite fully Larson pavlovian response him, but the dark lord definitely has some tics from those bygone eras and despite getting yeeted off most bigger coners of the clearnet those people persist in fucking with him to this day as far as I can tell.

The "alive of age cisgendered nonrelated blah blah blah" one is another classic example of how they (accidentally?) trained him.

Then they trained him not to stream at all to avoid their bullshit. For every funny door dash delivery there were 20 that sucked. Then NAL trained him to block camera. Yeah the "leave it at the door if it's paid for I'm streaming I'm not gay I'm straight" sign was fucking funny, but it was kind of the beginning of the end. Look at where we're at now, just in the cuck corner watching him wet brain out. Shit sucks. Sasha should take him to the zoo so he can livestream it and teach me about animals, then they can go have an adorable picnic in the cemetery or something.
 
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I understand that the "Better not _____ " trope is rooted in troles exploiting his ODD, but what is the origin of punctuating it with "BOY"? Does Clint call him "boy" (I thought Clint's preferred term of endearment for him was "bud")? Does Clint refer to him as "the boy" when talking about him to others?
 
Honestly I assume the BOY part was just trolls lazily impersonating his dad and it kind of snowballed from there and became canon.

Didn't we just have a recently unearthed recorded phone call of a troll pretending to be his dad?

Then he eventually caught on and was like you're not my dad/you're not even the real Ozzy dude fuck off and so on and so forth.
 
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The “better not ___ boy!” Thing came from the trolls quoting cobra quoting his dad. Cobies told a story where his dad was pissed at him for smoking or whatever and said something like “better not smoke cigarettes BOY!” Or something to that effect

Anyway, for a time people would text him “better not go live, BOY!” And like clockwork he would immediately go live to try and own the trolls saying “I’ll go live if I want to! You don’t tell me what to do!” It became a pretty flawless way to prompt him into going live for a while

Lulz were had all around.

Then it just caught on and became an easy meme that can fit any situation.

Better not be live right now, BOY!
 
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The first half of the stream was kino, but the second half sucked, yet keep in mind this is modern Cobes we’re talking about.

“What is an incel’s favorite cellphone carrier?” “Virgin Mobile.” Got me.

As corny as they are, his jokes can be unironically funny sometimes.

Also Cobraisms is my favorite Snake Bones episode too.
 
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