Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

In his 4th of July stream he still supported the BBB because of, ironically, the tax cuts:
And the next day he's all up in arms about his bennies getting axed. Clint must've told him that those taxes are what subsidize his boglim existence.
 
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Poor Jawshy boi... lmao. Couldn't have happened to a bigger dummy than cobes. He's really been irritating me a great deal, as of late especially. I haven't been paying much attention to him for months because of his miserable sad sack nature now.

He continually worshipped Trump and his ilk, and nows he's choked because the shit pipe finally trickled down to him. Fuck around & Find out, Joshy Boy.
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This isn't subtle in the least; better not huff any more duster, BOYle!
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
In his 4th of July stream he still supported the BBB because of, ironically, the tax cuts:
And the next day he's all up in arms about his bennies getting axed. Clint must've told him that those taxes are what subsidize his boglim existence.
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“I’ll make my wands if I have to.”

You can really tell he loathes the idea of actually having to make wands for money. What a hard life for the boy.
 
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Bodywork by Dennis said:
He has definitely become self-aware and the magic is ruined.
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I doubt the boy is able to make coherent thoughts anymore much less be self-aware. I think the trolls do weight on his mind though. Well see if the bill he's worried about doesn't get slaughtered in the senate. If it does somehow pass then we gonna see the boglim freak out. I just wanna see how he's gonna loose his mind actually have to plan for food, water, and power. Clint will save him regardless though.
 
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i really liked the recent 5 (or 6) part burnt bacon miniseries he graced us with. maybe liked isn't the best word, i didn't find any pleasure in him self berating like that, but it was very nice to see him being honest and not pretending. i knew he was self conscious to a certain degree but damn, he seemed really, really lucid
 
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I miss joshes stank face when he would talk
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I doubt the boy is able to make coherent thoughts anymore much less be self-aware. I think the trolls do weight on his mind though. We’ll see if the bill he's worried about doesn't get slaughtered in the senate. If it does somehow pass then we gonna see the boglim freak out. I just wanna see how he's gonna loose his mind actually have to plan for food, water, and power. Clint will save him regardless though.
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I don’t think he has anything to worry about. The BBB will have no tax on SSI/Social Security so it’s actually gonna benefit him. Clint is just your average fear mongering liberal who’s been being fed lies about it.
 
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Josh legit could’ve been a millionaire by now if he started IRL streaming and hanging out with all the rejects on kick during the heyday of streaming degeneracy.

These people were (and some still are) making thousands of dollars in donos every stream. Josh before he became an alcoholic was more interesting than 99% of them. People would see him freak out at donos and the donations would snowball.

He’d be swimming in pussy, too. Kick whores legit don’t give a shit. They’ll suck anyone’s dick for attention.

Maybe it’s good that he’s too regarded to understand how many opportunities he wasted.
 
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Cherry Milk said:
Has he mentioned Ozzys last show?
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He has mentioned it a few times off hand. He's mostly been talking about himself though, as per usual. Previewed a song he is working on and you couldn't even hear it because it was peaking his microphone and cutting it out.

He also suggests that if you're depressed you should "play some music and watch some Family Guy". Currently he's doing his "You might be from Wyoming" bit.
 
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