Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Have you heard of this website called Reddit you'd fit right in
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BACK IN MY DAY WE'D TELL THESE FAGGOT TROLES TO BUY A SHIRT AND WE LIKED IT!
 
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Epikusername4 said:
how long do you think the rip ozzy video is going to be i could see it being hours of cobes singing along to ozzy songs on his phone or computer while having constant crying fits while being fucking wasted. so i see it being several hours long
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It will probably be half a day, on and off. It’s for sure going to be an emotional roller coaster for the BOY. I just hope he doesn’t get any more of those suck starting his shotgun thoughts over it. He might be a bore, a drunk and an idiotic boglim but I don’t want to see him ever get to that point again. I don’t want to be a white knight but I genuinely have a bit of a soft spot for Cobes.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
In his 4th of July stream he still supported the BBB because of, ironically, the tax cuts:
And the next day he's all up in arms about his bennies getting axed. Clint must've told him that those taxes are what subsidize his boglim existence.
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I may not like the BBB, but if it forces Jorb to get a job again then maybe ruining the nation was worth it. At least we'll have Cobra content again.
 
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bonified retard said:
Not familiar with this channel, but I've recently been rewatching old snake bones episodes, and in one episode Chauncey points out how cobra likes to steal other youtuber's catchphrases. The BBQ Pit Boys' "get you a bite" was an example.
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There was a period of time, I wanna say around 2017-2018, where Darfliny introduced Cobra to watching a lot of grifter shit. It would have a cascading effect on everything going forward from that point.

This was a tipping point for him because while he’s always done the same shit he’s doing now, he did it in his own way and that’s what made it really special. He did gender relations off and on in his videos but they always appealed to his local area and it was always about his struggles with getting older and not being able to find a lady. It was always his theories on why shit sucked for him. He ALWAYS did cooking videos but it was just a way to pass the time and they were genuinely just him trying to cook a normal dish or something he thought was a little wacky.

Ever since he was consumed by the grifter shit and more importantly the views and money he saw them getting, he’s attempted to mimic and emulate these grifters by chasing their success. Anything he says now about most subjects is not genuinely his thoughts on the matter because they have fuck all to do with his life, it’s something he’s heard another YouTuber say. His reaction videos are essentially him just letting them say it for him with some tepid comment attached to it. All of his cooking videos are now is just shit he’s seen someone else do but with Doritos on it.

Cobra at his best is just a guy sitting in front of the camera and telling the world how he navigates life in his own weird way. It didn’t always make sense but it made sense to him. What you see now isn’t Cobra, what you’re doing is watching Terrerence Popp via a mentally retarded proxy.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
There was a period of time, I wanna say around 2017-2018, where Darfliny introduced Cobra to watching a lot of grifter shit. It would have a cascading effect on everything going forward from that point.

This was a tipping point for him because while he’s always done the same shit he’s doing now, he did it in his own way and that’s what made it really special. He did gender relations off and on in his videos but they always appealed to his local area and it was always about his struggles with getting older and not being able to find a lady. It was always his theories on why shit sucked for him. He ALWAYS did cooking videos but it was just a way to pass the time and they were genuinely just him trying to cook a normal dish or something he thought was a little wacky.

Ever since he was consumed by the grifter shit and more importantly the views and money he saw them getting, he’s attempted to mimic and emulate these grifters by chasing their success. Anything he says now about most subjects is not genuinely his thoughts on the matter because they have fuck all to do with his life, it’s something he’s heard another YouTuber say. His reaction videos are essentially him just letting them say it for him with some tepid comment attached to it. All of his cooking videos are now is just shit he’s seen someone else do but with Doritos on it.

Cobra at his best is just a guy sitting in front of the camera and telling the world how he navigates life in his own weird way. It didn’t always make sense but it made sense to him. What you see now isn’t Cobra, what you’re doing is watching Terrerence Popp via a mentally retarded proxy.
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Spot on.. its really annoying, sad, and cringey realizing most of his ticks are just taken from other youtubers.. and he isn’t the slightest bit embarrased to show it off while reacting to videos.
It is kind of funny when he’ll be reacting to a Popp video or whatever and disagree with the entire premise, like Terrence not liking a girl covered in tattoos that swears like a sailor because it implies she is “less-than” and Cobes has to pause it and point out he doesn’t have a problem with any of that, lol.
Like a retarded parrot that doesn’t realize what its saying when it copies you
 
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-UseSoap- said:
Poor Jawshy boi... lmao. Couldn't have happened to a bigger dummy than cobes. He's really been irritating me a great deal, as of late especially. I haven't been paying much attention to him for months because of his miserable sad sack nature now.

He continually worshipped Trump and his ilk, and nows he's choked because the shit pipe finally trickled down to him. Fuck around & Find out, Joshy Boy.
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Imagine being smug and taking a victory lap cause the regarded toothless alcoholic trailer dweller that can barely operate a microwave regrets being a DANG DIRTY DRUMPF SUPPORTER for a split second before his bog brain wipes it away.
Cobra rules your sad pathetic life.
 
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The bacon meltdown and his stream yesterday were some of the best content we’ve gotten from him in a long time. It’s been a while since Josh has a real meltdown were he beat himself up like that in a long time. Hearing Josh rant about how some people don’t work at all and don’t deserve welfare was deliciously ironic toobz. I always love when Josh pontificates on how he’d run the world.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
There was a period of time, I wanna say around 2017-2018, where Darfliny introduced Cobra to watching a lot of grifter shit. It would have a cascading effect on everything going forward from that point.
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Didn't that go down somewhere along the lines of "Oh hey you should check this guy out if you like that." and the boy decided to make it his entire personality? Just like he did after seeing a cartoon character smoke a pipe and deciding to start chainsmoking as soon as he could.
I can't bring myself to blame Darf for introducing Cobes to it because with him everything is like the butterfly effect. Even the tiniest bit of influence over the boy at any time could drastically alter the outcome of the future.
Potion_Time said:
I may not like the BBB, but if it forces Jorb to get a job again then maybe ruining the nation was worth it. At least we'll have Cobra content again.
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ASeabear8952 said:
I don’t think he has anything to worry about. The BBB will have no tax on SSI/Social Security so it’s actually gonna benefit him. Clint is just your average fear mongering liberal who’s been being fed lies about it.
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Bold of you to assume anything will happen Cobra bros. At most we'll get more e-bogging crossed arms pouting "I'm not mad, just hanging out with the fans" beg streams where he'll be as subtle as dropping a brick, hinting that he needs doh-nay-shuns for his next food hack. Since papa nips can't use his food stamps for food hack staples like doritos, mountain dew, potato chips, etc.
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
It will probably be half a day, on and off. It’s for sure going to be an emotional roller coaster for the BOY. I just hope he doesn’t get any more of those suck starting his shotgun thoughts over it. He might be a bore, a drunk and an idiotic boglim but I don’t want to see him ever get to that point again. I don’t want to be a white knight but I genuinely have a bit of a soft spot for Cobes.
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It'll probably be like the "RIP Walt" stream where it's just the middle part of what we used to get from the 6+ hour long drunk streams. No pouty beginning cracking open a handle of cheap liquor to get boozed up. Now we'd just get the middle act where he'd already be sauced up looping on "I love Ozzy more than X" "It is what it is toobz" probably some guitar noodling, definitely some boglim vocal covers that are just drunken yelling. Then he'd cut the stream off and we wouldn't get the end of the stream where he starts screaming, crying and passing out into the dead dog chair until the troles call a wellness check and the beat cops knock on the window or talk through it if it's open.
I have my high hopes for the surely inevitable "RIP Ozzy" stream. But my expectations are in line with what we've been getting.
 
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Umaibae said:
I know several people irl who aren’t even vocally into Ozzy who went and posted on social media about it lmao I expect nothing less from Ozzy’s biggest fan who arrived halfway through his Denver show.
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Was it ever confirmed whether Josh was late because he hit the bar first and otherwise would have been on time, or did his ride arrive late to the show and Josh was even later because he had to run to the bar?
You gotta factor in Cobra-time after all.
Also, wasn't it CEO of Chairbugs that took him?

I wonder if Josh would have traveled to see Ozzy's 37th Last Show or not; he wasn't even brave enough to go see Big Ben when presented with the opportunity by Clint.
 
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Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Ozzy at his last show like "This song is dedicated to my #1 fan, King Cobra. Rock on, you goth son of a bitch" and Jord fangirls while drunk off his ass in his chair watching the concert on his computer.

"Oh my god guys, Ozzy acknowledged me again"
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"That's Gothic King Cobra's favorite singer. Fuck mass shootings!"
 
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