Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

sounds like a very easy way for him to cause a massive grease fire, because he would never clean out the air fryer.
Did you ever see the frypocalypse where he set a fire by having a giant cauldron of grease on high (which looked like the La Brea tar pits) and threw a bunch of shit into it and started a fire, then tried to put it out by telling it to stop?

There's no way he could do worse than this with an air fryer. It would be really hard for even the most substance tarded Cobes actually to get a grease fire in an air fryer.
 
Did you ever see the frypocalypse where he set a fire by having a giant cauldron of grease on high (which looked like the La Brea tar pits) and threw a bunch of shit into it and started a fire, then tried to put it out by telling it to stop?

There's no way he could do worse than this with an air fryer. It would be really hard for even the most substance tarded Cobes actually to get a grease fire in an air fryer.
He "always" saves the grease. It's only a matter of time, especially now that a gas stove is involved again. An air fryer would just be delaying the inevitable.
 
Jorb is about to implode from all the sodium, alcohol, and misery hes been accruing exponentially for years now. We are going on a speed run here.

I'm beginning to wonder if the trailer was even worst for Cobes. I feel like it's isolated the boy even further.

At this point, the Gothic prince needs to be sedated and clinically held at a rehab resort & detox clinic. Shit, even jail might do him good.

Nevertheless, Papa Clunt is probably never going to intervene further since Josh is a "grown adult".

I'm sad to say this, but. . . TMDNWU.

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Jorb is about to implode from all the sodium, alcohol, and misery hes been accruing exponentially for years now. We are going on a speed run here.

I'm beginning to wonder if the trailer was even worst for Cobes. I feel like it's isolated the boy even further.

At this point, the Gothic prince needs to be sedated and clinically held at a rehab resort & detox clinic. Shit, even jail might do him good.

Nevertheless, Papa Clunt is probably never going to intervene further since Josh is a "grown adult".

I'm sad to say this, but. . . TMDNWU.

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Jail didn't work the first time.
 
I love the boy but he's a big fat lying liar who lies. He absolutely has not. His hallucinogen stories are bullshit (smoking banana peels, shitting his pants on acid in a BWW), he has never had the money to do coke, and opiates would end up with him choking on his own vomit.

He's probably done booze, weed, gas station research chemical spice, gas station delta 8 weed, kratom, meth (adhd meds and street), and MAYBE random muscle relaxers/random pills.

Huffing spray paint and duster doesn't count, those aren't fucking drugs. For fuck's sake we all watched him pretend to huff cologne which doesn't do shit.

Not to try and act like drugs are cool (because they're not), but he's a giant fucking poser when it comes to substance abuse. He's at his most hardcore, a vaguely tired middle aged alkie: and it took him this long to get there past his bitch drinks watered down with soda.

Someone who's done EVERY drug is either Keith Richards rich, or has sucked dick for trading cards. :c

I'd argue just a normie dose of shrooms would blow his mind. Let alone x/molly/acid. Fuck it might do him some good (despite me being in the camp that doesn't believe hallucinogenics are some kind of magic cure all). 🙄

Also his AI music phase sucks. I remember playing with AI music too when it was new, everything he makes sounds just like the same retard shit I'd make for shits and giggles but with different lyrics. Pick up the actual axe please Cobes. 🎸
My favorite Cobra drug story is Jailhouse Acid. He put toothpaste on orange peel and tripped his sack off.
 
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