Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • Agree
Reactions: Vinluv Handesbukia, Detective Carey and BlastMonk
Man I skipped around the archive and I could still tell that this was one of the best streams in a long time.

Eventide said:
On the topic of Cobes being broke - why did he never make a patreon again?

I'd give him 5 bucks a month if it meant he got to go on more fun Goth King-y adventures, like rock concerts & Applebee's trips.

He's arguably more deserving of a patreon than half of the grifter Youtubers in this section of the 'farms.
Click to expand...

He still has his Patreon.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Jobama, •~•, Vinluv Handesbukia and 2 others
ASeabear8952 said:
Man I skipped around the archive and I could still tell that this was one of the best streams in a long time.
Click to expand...
We were truly blessed with a certified Cobra classic for sure. That's the best content we've gotten out of him in months, that sandwich loop was something special. Never seen him leave a loop and then come back to it for another hour. He was so hard stuck on the sandwiches that he was actively weaving in and out of a Ozzy loop to continue looping about the sandwich.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: Robert w'E'd Leef, Jobama, CheesyBoy and 12 others
Sick Cane Cobes. I know what you're saying.


Let the Italian man enjoy his sandwiches, troles. You just don't get it.


Wait what? No shot Cobra is drunk.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Rattus Ebrius, CheesyBoy, HansKlokBier and 9 others
Has Cobes ever been suggested about getting an air fryer?
Its pretty difficult to charr up food on those, and even if he did it will be less lethal compared to his bacteria ridden microwave and his trusty seasoned frying pan.
 
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Vinluv Handesbukia
ModelCitizen said:
Has Cobes ever been suggested about getting an air fryer?
Its pretty difficult to charr up food on those, and even if he did it will be less lethal compared to his bacteria ridden microwave and his trusty seasoned frying pan.
Click to expand...

I would be shocked if Cobes were able to work his way around an air fryer, he has a hard enough time with his phone as it is.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: PetiteFeet, Wawa Hoagiefest, Flying Meat Wagon and 3 others
ModelCitizen said:
Has Cobes ever been suggested about getting an air fryer?
It’s pretty difficult to charr up food on those, and even if he did it will be less lethal compared to his bacteria ridden microwave and his trusty seasoned frying pan.
Click to expand...
He actually has one, unless he got rid of it. Jessica Messica sent him one to help improve his food hacks and he refuses to acknowledge its existence or use it even though she stated she was notified it got delivered.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: rexxon_tillerson, PetiteFeet, Wawa Hoagiefest and 17 others
deadson said:
I would be shocked if Cobes were able to work his way around an air fryer, he has a hard enough time with his phone as it is.
Click to expand...
He famously can't even figure out the intricacies of a can opener.
ModelCitizen said:
Has Cobes ever been suggested about getting an air fryer?
Its pretty difficult to charr up food on those, and even if he did it will be less lethal compared to his bacteria ridden microwave and his trusty seasoned frying pan.
Click to expand...
I saw the aftermath of my buddy cooking BBQ pork chops in one. You can definitely char some shit in one, particularly sugary, sticky sauces. Now, you could argue that it's dumb putting BBQ sauce in an air fryer, but we're talking about Cobes here. Of course he'd put everything you shouldn't into it. Assuming he could figure out how to use it to begin with, that is.

Also there's no way he'd clean it. The heat woud be the only thing keeping it from becoming a superfund site, but that thing would still be disgusting in no time.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: rexxon_tillerson, PetiteFeet, Wawa Hoagiefest and 7 others
ModelCitizen said:
Has Cobes ever been suggested about getting an air fryer?
Its pretty difficult to charr up food on those, and even if he did it will be less lethal compared to his bacteria ridden microwave and his trusty seasoned frying pan.
Click to expand...
He would cook some fish slop in it once, not clean it in time, and it'd smell like high tide until he throws it out. Ask me how I know.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: ThePissWitch, PetiteFeet, Jimmy snipes and 14 others
I finally watched the part of the stream in full in which he loops. Good lord is 30 minutes a new record? Everyone is looking forward to the Bog Chron edit but the inevitable Walnut Grove edit is gonna be so fucking kino.
Pineapple Fox said:
He actually has one, unless he got rid of it. Jessica Messica sent him one to help improve his food hacks and he refuses to acknowledge its existence or use it even though she stated she was notified it got delivered.
Click to expand...
He likely just has it lying around somewhere to rot. People have sent him numerous tripods to keep his phone still for his cooking vids but he just does nothing with them.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: PetiteFeet, A Sad Jill Sandwich, CheesyBoy and 2 others
Pineapple Fox said:
He actually has one, unless he got rid of it. Jessica Messica sent him one to help improve his food hacks and he refuses to acknowledge its existence or use it
Click to expand...
It's no wonder Cobes doesn't use it: The BOY probably has PTSD every time he looks at the box and hears a hag screaming.

"JAWSHIE YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH THAT BOX. JAWSHIE. JAWSHIEEEEEEE. THE TROLLS SENT IT JAWSHIE"

To be honest, I'd probably not want to fry any air too, to be honest youtoob.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Drama Fan, PetiteFeet, Cockus Blockamus and 6 others
somevan712 said:
Sick Cane Cobes. I know what you're saying.
View attachment 7614635

Let the Italian man enjoy his sandwiches, troles. You just don't get it.
View attachment 7614644

Wait what? No shot Cobra is drunk.
View attachment 7614651
Click to expand...
For someone who claims to be straight, Cobra sure does like licking hard, long objects when he's drunk.
juan 4.webp
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: LobsterBoy669, JenkinsJinkies, Simp Biscuit and 27 others
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Nigga heil cobra.View attachment 7612882View attachment 7612883
Click to expand...
Man these cops took my wand from me
Then they strike my toobs account
I got so much anger in me
Hit my phone to take it out

I'm the goth badboy of Casper
Where the fuck's my duster
Yes I am a goth I like when
Of-age ladies wear black lipstick

The shit that I'm posting on Youtube
Clint telling me "BOY don't say that!"
How crackas can't see me go live
I'm making a dank ass food hack

With all the donations and fame
I still can't get my Puff back
With all the donations and fame
I still don't get to see my lizard

Crackas see my Youtube
But they don't see how I be feeling
So I became a nazi
Yeah troles, I'm the villain

Nigga heil Cobra, nigga heil Cobra
They don't understand the things I say on Facebook
Nigga heil Cobra
They don't understand the things I say on Facebook

All my niggas nazis, nigga heil Cobra
Nigga heil Cobra, nigga heil Cobra
All my niggas nazis, nigga heil Cobra
 
  • Winner
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: This Machine Milks Cows, Robert w'E'd Leef, SaltyFantaMan and 8 others
Umaibae said:
Playing buttrock and messing around with the Cobra Cane twu
Click to expand...
The Cobra Cane features prominently in a black metal video from a few years back.

I had to scroll through 4 years of uploads from the Black Metal Promotion channel to find this since I couldn't remember the band/song name (just the thumbnail and it'd been a handful of years), so I hope you cobros enjoy.

 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Epikusername4, FatPrickTomlinson and Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6
ModelCitizen said:
Has Cobes ever been suggested about getting an air fryer?
Its pretty difficult to charr up food on those, and even if he did it will be less lethal compared to his bacteria ridden microwave and his trusty seasoned frying pan.
Click to expand...
sounds like a very easy way for him to cause a massive grease fire, because he would never clean out the air fryer.

Ravier Xavenblood said:
For someone who claims to be straight, Cobra sure does like licking hard, long objects when he's drunk.
View attachment 7615506
Click to expand...
That wand is even ribbed like a Kubotan

Another flawless Star-Spangled Banner performance from the boy :semperfidelis:
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: DTPN!, NoStepOnSnake, stathom21 and 6 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back