Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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had a dream that i visited cobes in the cobra lair. he was today years old in the dream, he was just clean shaven which made him look really weird. he was quick witted as in the pre duster and spice days, so he was fun to hang out with. he was eager to show me a 2 feet long risipt from the grocery store showing all the types of meats and cheese he bought on his latest grocery run. i don't remember if i saw fresh motz on the risipt fuhgettaboutit.
i'm one of those people who just can't fucking figure out they're dreaming, so i was in a really shitty mood when i woke up and realized it was all a dream :(
 
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titty nigga said:
KFC took away the double down. That's why I can't get mad that KFC took away the double down, because their food is still delicious. Like, yeah, you know, I can complain because KFC took away the double down.
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I would MUCH rather have KFC Double Downs be the tangent thought than "I love this drink combo more than I hate Jessica Boyle. She needs to get a life and move on if I'm being quite frankly."
 
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Hennimore said:
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Boy is reviewing some blueberry tea. Confirms that he is "taking a couple of days off drinking" because he is a "high functioning alcoholic" in the sense that he doesn't need alcohol to function. :story:

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"I'm taking a couple days off drinking". is Boglimese for: "I drank all the booze I had, so I can't drink until I can afford some more".

Also, he somehow managed to do that Blueberry Tea drink review in reverse order. He drank it first, then looked at the label and said "Let's see how it do." Then his pull-start brain finally sputtered and fired up and he started talking about the flavor.
 
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Hennimore said:
"taking a couple of days off drinking"
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his drinking is an mystery to me, is he lying to make himself look better almost definitely BUUUUUTTTTT he's a clumsy fucker is he constantly dropping the bottle or spilling most of it onto his CARPet? is warlord chugging most of it? is it water and hes just pretending that its vodka to seem cooler, he does have a pretty low tolerance for alcohol. who knows
 
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Epikusername4 said:
his drinking is an mystery to me, is he lying to make himself look better almost definitely BUUUUUTTTTT he's a clumsy fucker is he constantly dropping the bottle or spilling most of it onto his CARPet? is warlord chugging most of it? is it water and hes just pretending that its vodka to seem cooler, he does have a pretty low tolerance for alcohol. who knows
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withdrawals will make you have tremors and lose motor skills, in some cases worse than when you are on the booze.
 
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Epikusername4 said:
his drinking is an mystery to me, is he lying to make himself look better almost definitely BUUUUUTTTTT he's a clumsy fucker is he constantly dropping the bottle or spilling most of it onto his CARPet? is warlord chugging most of it? is it water and hes just pretending that its vodka to seem cooler, he does have a pretty low tolerance for alcohol. who knows
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He has zero tolerance. He got black-out-coughing-fit drunk during the budweiser "challange" after 6 beers of about 5% abv


 
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Hennimore said:
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Boy is reviewing some blueberry tea. Confirms that he is "taking a couple of days off drinking" because he is a "high functioning alcoholic" in the sense that he doesn't need alcohol to function. :story:

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You forgot to add that he’s taking the days off to hydrate with blueberry tea, and diet for that matter. It’s amazing he thinks that that l’s rehydrating his body. Could’ve at least given us a review of a Gatorade flavor.

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warlord
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I thought he’s back in jail.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
You forgot to add that he’s taking the days off to hydrate with blueberry tea, and diet for that matter. It’s amazing he thinks that that l’s rehydrating his body. Could’ve at least given us a review of a Gatorade flavor.



I thought he’s back in jail.
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Don't worry, I'm sure his next drink combo will be blueberry tea mixed with Nikolai vodka. Also, iirc Warmload is out of jail and living somewhere else.
 
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