Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Well that and his custom cobra phone case fits them too. The same cheap ass case that has outlasted countless phone beatings that killed the actual iPhone.
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The cobra case was destroyed last year (2 phones ago?)

 

[lebean]

Food review 7.11.25

https://youtu.be/fLiDm5m5bqk?si=YRaIIuzhcR_IKtYe

Album cover goes hard, doodt.
Burrito spice and black tea clearing up his sinuses nicely. Helps the Asbergers and BPD.



Better not be using that Etsy shipping money for an extra bacon, extra ranch, McDonalds snack wrap, boy.

 

[cobra fucker]

Better not be using that Etsy shipping money for an extra bacon, extra ranch, McDonalds snack wrap, boy.

It's not his fault. It wasn't his idea. Door Dash offered it to him. Who is he to say no?

 

[NoosJunki]

Is he just not wearing a shirt anymore because he doesn't want to wash anymore

 

[cobra fucker]

Is he just not wearing a shirt anymore because he doesn't want to wash anymore

What do you mean? He just took a ranch shower.

 

[lebean]

Is he just not wearing a shirt anymore because he doesn't want to wash anymore

What do you mean? He just took a ranch shower.

Yes, that's the ritual cleansing and traditions of a Boglim Ranch-hand.

 

[Hennimore]

His organs must be hurting again for him to not be drinking when he obviously has money.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Asperger’s is no longer a valid diagnosis

Total Chris victory I guess?

 

[TakeSoma]

Cobra is my favorite sped. Probably the only lolcow I would think about helping.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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Seems to be tubbin’ along.

Strongman bodytype trole,check the biceps.

 

[AnOminous]

I totally see Cobes smashing the sausage gravy pizza

I bet that could actually be good if you made the "crust" from biscuit dough.

 

[Hard R]

the boy is live, sober and broke by his own admission. beard hook coming in nicely, i reckon soon he'll be able to catch fish with it. looking pretty unwashed. he did a teeth update and you don't want to see it. despite everything he's not actually grumpy. he announced that he rules DarkSydePhil's life.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The cobra case was destroyed last year (2 phones ago?)

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I forgot NAL documented the destruction of it. Just like how she documented every bad thing about Cobra on her final visit to try and "own" him. IIRC he did coke at a bar with a fan that night and crashed out because he couldn't find his PayPal card to pay a cab driver. The phone was smashed at some point during that scuffle.

 

[Pencil Pusher]

the boy is live, sober and broke by his own admission. beard hook coming in nicely, i reckon soon he'll be able to catch fish with it. looking pretty unwashed. he did a teeth update and you don't want to see it. despite everything he's not actually grumpy

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Give him 30 minutes

 

[lebean]

"Who the fuck is DSP? I don't want to fight anyone. I just want peace."
"Yes, my clothes are clean. I can't remember the last time I had alcohol." (Uhh, 36-48 hours ago?)

Kidneys hurting while laying lateral confirmed. Bog boy physiology is finally succumbing to the abuse.

 

[Shlomo]

Cobra is my favorite sped. Probably the only lolcow I would think about helping.

Nightmare blunt rotation is cobs Scotty and warLord, would chill one on one with cobra though. Shit would be hilarious

 

[cobra fucker]

Someone sent him a bottle of Fleischmann's.

 

[Coin flip]

"I can make this entire bottle last the weekend if I moderate myself" he says holding a handle

 

[Hennimore]

Josh said towards the beginning of the stream that he hasn't been able to lay on his side because of the amount of kidney pain he has had over the last couple of days.

 

[cobra fucker]

He just claimed that the government has taken away his Medicaid. I hope that's not true, or he's not going to seek any kind of treatment when things inevitably go south.