Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Osama Bin Laden]

pouring one out for ozzy

 

[Zjierb]

Cobra always disappoints. He will see the news in 2 days, go live and then end the stream because trolls doordash him something. I'm locking that in

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-22051040

Nigga you blind?

 

[Dick Pooman]

See you on the other side, Toobz

 

[DrNow]

RIP Ozzy, circle of protection for Cobes.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The cell towers and wires to his home are going to light on fire from the incoming storm of ALOG taunts. Hopefully this produces content.

 

[Pencil Pusher]

RIP OZZY

Our boy is going to be devastated. Shit year continues.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Cobra verse about to get real interesting

 

[tasty humane burger]

Gonna have a dank drink combo tonight inspired by Cobes for Ozzy

 

[Joey42069666]

RIP OZZY

Our boy is going to be devastated. Shit year continues.

Maybe it will wake him from his coma and let him realize he's actually mortal and not a child forever?

 

[WaffleSquarf]

No better time to finally die of alcohol poisoning on stream.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Is there really any proof that cobes has ever really listened to music? He's unable to name anything but a handful of the most popular songs

Yes, and it has been answered several times.

 

[Giant Machine]

We are at COBESCON 1

 

[Epikusername4]

im gunna make a cobras mist in ozzys honor tonight
FUCK OZZY'S DEATH IT'S SADDER THAN MY TROLES

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

I wonder if NAL is going to try and hint at cursing Ozzy to death to get attention from our bogboy. Imagine JESSICA BOYLE and the death of your living God all in one year

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Maybe it will wake him from his coma and let him realize he's actually mortal and not a child forever?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[D_Tractor]

You forgot "I don't care if Ozzy was a Christian"

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Ozzy is in a better place now... with all of Cobes' dinners.

Ozzy and Puff are enjoying a food hack in the big hospital parking lot in the sky.

 

[Sneedotron]

I'm casting a ring of protection on our boy right now.

 

[lebean]

Man, I found out like 19 minutes after it happened and I missed like two pages of people already posting here in worriment over our beloved boglim.

It's funny how when the thought of Ozzy dying, there were probably hundreds of people including myself around the world that immediately thought: "KING COBRA!!!!!!! "

I feel like Josh won't believe it for at least a few hours or half a day, thinking that the trolls finally hacked his computer to display fake news. Shit, he doesn't even have a phone so Papa Clunt can call to give condolences.

Will be eagerly anticipating his commemorative YouTube upload video, doodt.

Have we ever seen Cobra experience a loss of this magnitude before aside from Walt? Or Homeboy Swinger Aaron? His grandmother? When it comes to some childhood hero like Ozzy, I feel like he ranks above the normal mortals since he was worshipped by him. . Legitimately worshipped, religiously and satanically.

The boy says his kidneys hurt and he's going to cut back, but I have a feeling he's going to power through his nephrons bursting in tribute to the Madman, the Wizard of Ozz, regardless.

Long live Ozzy, Prince of Darkness, and long live Gothic King Cobra too. Tis' a sad day indeed, toobz.

 

[FreakyFred]

Josh will be sad about this but you know that part of him relishes the fact that he has a juicy tragic event to make his life narrative more interesting.