Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Albert Speerchucker]

Gentlemen, we stand at the precipice of a new loop…

 

[FatPrickTomlinson]

What did Cobes call the drink where he came in it and drank it? Im gonna make a few of them in Ozzys honor tonight

 

[Zjierb]

I don't encourage doxxing but someone needs to call the police on a certain gothic bad boy for a welfare check. He was his biggest fan, he could barely name 3 songs ! And one was a cover

Consider the rope. Why would you call in a wellness check on someone who hasn't proven to be in present danger?

Ozzy dying made people retarded today.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Why isn't that MF live? Probably stocking up on bog juice and crazy food hack ingredients toobz! Fuck the troles, long live ozzy!

 

[Smegward]

Consider the rope. Why would you call in a wellness check on someone who hasn't proven to be in present danger?

Ozzy dying made people retarded today.

that post was a jab at cobes.

 

[Chubba Milkers]

Why isn't that MF live? Probably stocking up on bog juice and crazy food hack ingredients toobz! Fuck the troles, long live ozzy!

He’s just gonna drink for the next day or so and hopefully not die. The only thing that will get him live is running out of booze.

 

[titty nigga]

RIP Ozzy. Fuck sickos, your grandkids gross Cobes out, sexually.

 

[cgk qqq]

Why isn't that MF live?

this is an incredibly jaded and faggy answer, but he's not live because he doesn't need money. simple as

 

[Jobama]

Why isn't that MF live? Probably stocking up on bog juice and crazy food hack ingredients toobz! Fuck the troles, long live ozzy!

Too scared as usual.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

no no no no no. it's really happening

2025 has been Josh's most depressing year by far. and it's gotten way worse now. TMDNWU

fuck fuck fuck

I worry about my boy. he is in need of the dankest circle of protection. every trole that fucks with him now must be cyberbullied into suicide

 

[ZipDisk]

Why are all of you fuckers shitting on this?

Cobes has very little, and his love for Ozzy has carried him over pits of despair that would break a saint.

Let cobes grieve. Ozzy meant a lot to him. Even if you think he's a poser.

Hell even if he only ever listened to Ozzy on a shithouse bar jukebox... Eh I'm fucked up right now I lost my train of thought.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Guys.... should I go check on Cobra? Just let him know he has people who love and care about him? I know don't pozload my neghole and what not, but I seriously am worried about the guy.

I don't encourage doxxing but someone needs to call the police on a certain gothic bad boy for a welfare check. He was his biggest fan, he could barely name 3 songs ! And one was a cover

its stupid shit like this that makes oldfags hate newfags

 

[8=======D~~~~~~~]

its stupid shit like this that makes oldfags hate newfags

He may be a Bog, but he is still a human. I will not apologize for having sympathy, oldfag.

 

[RaxxScholar]

woah holy shit i haven't been following cobes pretty much at all this year and his gourd head has swollen so much since then he almost looks asian

 

[ParasiteSteve]

its stupid shit like this that makes oldfags hate newfags

Meh, nature of the beast. I felt the same way years ago, but its best to just accept the broccoli haired ones are far more interested in inserting themselves into the situation. Like that WorldofShirts guy.

 

[Zjierb]

He may be a Bog, but he is still a human. I will not apologize for having sympathy, oldfag.

Sympathy is all well and good, hell I feel for the boy myself. It sucks to lose someone you idolized, however major or minor. I can't speak for Osama Bin Laden, but in my opinion the issue is the "welfare check" retards. Sympathy good, neghole pozzing bad.

 

[Giant Machine]

no no no no no. it's really happening

2025 has been Josh's most depressing year by far. and it's gotten way worse now. TMDNWU

fuck fuck fuck

I worry about my boy. he is in need of the dankest circle of protection. every trole that fucks with him now must be cyberbullied into suicide

The last year has been the worst of his life. The NAL infestation. Getting evicted on his birthday. Homeneighbor Aaron killing himself. Walt dead. The last of his teeth turning into liquid infection. And now, Ozzy. Circle of protection on the boy.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Sympathy is all well and good, hell I feel for the boy myself. It sucks to lose someone you idolized, however major or minor. I can't speak for Osama Bin Laden, but in my opinion the issue is the "welfare check" retards. Sympathy good, neghole pozzing bad.

Yep, don't pozload my neghole. Don't tap the glass. Simple as.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

Why isn't that MF live? Probably stocking up on bog juice and crazy food hack ingredients toobz! Fuck the troles, long live ozzy!

He loves Ozzy’s grandkids like they’re his own family, YouTube. He’s looking for the perfect bell to send with his condolences and setting up a GoFundMe for them as we type.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

It sounds like he was out with the family or something when he found out? Probably the best way it could have happened. Lessens the chance of him just immediately wanting to suck start Bad Company. For all we know this was an eventuality Clint has been prepared for for a long time. Maybe Clint found out first and was like "Hey bud let's go get some ice cream..."