Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I hope Clint comprehends how grave this circumstance is and checks in on him daily. Maybe take him out.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I hope ozzy is resting peacefully knowing cobra would never try anything with his grandkids.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

BETTER NOT GO LIVE BOY

 

[Racist Parrot]

First the double down and now this. The BOY can't take anymore.

 

[Epikusername4]

First the double down and now this. The BOY can't take anymore.

hard to tell which is worse but i think THE BOY would never eat another double down to bring ozzy back

 

[RaxxScholar]

I know this is the cobes thread but here's an archive of Cyraxx's "memorial" if anyone is curious

https://rumble.com/v6wjhve-22july252-cyraxx-ozzy-memorial-show-in-name-only-trash.html

 

[semitooth]

how long do we wait for an upload/stream before becoming actually concerned

 

[Epikusername4]

how long do we wait for an upload/stream before becoming actually concerned

id say if it doesnt come out tommorrow and there arent any facebook updates

 

[lebean]

how long do we wait for an upload/stream before becoming actually concerned

Yeah, this is probably the one time that Cobra breaking his phone again would make him even more vulnerable to dark emotions since his family wouldn't be able to reach him.

However, since he's on Facebook I'm sure his dad at least messaged or video called him to hopefully go pick him up or something.

 

[curbside2]

how long do we wait for an upload/stream before becoming actually concerned

The BOY has a right to privacy during these trying times.

 

[GothicKingFatass]

This cheese-head isnt going to post shit, let alone go live. The days of massive blowouts and tomfoolery are long over. The water got tainted by clout chasers, and we all pay the price now. It all unraveled when he became aware of why people watch his shitty videos, because egomaniacs didnt know when to shut the fuck up.

What almost certainly would have been, the best cobra moment ever, will never happen because of a-logging retards. The cow hasn't been run dry, but was killed by a hoarde of faggots.

Thanks a lot.

 

[semitooth]

This cheese-head isnt going to post shit, let alone go live. The days of massive blowouts and tomfoolery are long over. The water got tainted by clout chasers, and we all pay the price now.

sad to admit but this does seem to be the case...

 

[Ponzo]

Never let a good crisis go to waste

do not seek solace in the crevice of darkness, bog lord

Bonus video of Jack Osbourne's child recognizing grandpa on TV

 

[D_Tractor]

The sicko Cyraxx cared enough to make a tribute video unlike Ozzy's fake fan Josh who obviously doesn't give a shit.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Radical Forum User 2000]

how long do we wait for an upload/stream before becoming actually concerned

I'm gonna bet he drinks himself into passing out, then puts out a video tomorrow

 

[niggers]

i hate to say it, but nothing ever happens. josh is too old, bloated and drunk to do anything cool or dramatic. he'll be sad, get wasted, and listen to some ozzy on youtube. in essence, itll just be tuesday again.

 

[Usernamewastaken]

2 week mourning drink combo sesh incoming. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, kids are more precious than rock roll. I’ll never meet my idol but I know I’m his biggest fan with Asperger’s so this next song I will sing goes out to you ozzy! - sings mama I’m coming home and passes out after the first verse. How long will he cry about this one tubes

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Its never been so over bros..... The crazy train continues....

 

[Halloween23]

I always assumed that when he finally happened he'd just bury his head in the sand and refuse to believe its real.