Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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how long do we wait for an upload/stream before becoming actually concerned

Yeah, this is probably the one time that Cobra breaking his phone again would make him even more vulnerable to dark emotions since his family wouldn't be able to reach him.

However, since he's on Facebook I'm sure his dad at least messaged or video called him to hopefully go pick him up or something.
 
This cheese-head isnt going to post shit, let alone go live. The days of massive blowouts and tomfoolery are long over. The water got tainted by clout chasers, and we all pay the price now. It all unraveled when he became aware of why people watch his shitty videos, because egomaniacs didnt know when to shut the fuck up.

What almost certainly would have been, the best cobra moment ever, will never happen because of a-logging retards. The cow hasn't been run dry, but was killed by a hoarde of faggots.

Thanks a lot.
 
Never let a good crisis go to waste
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do not seek solace in the crevice of darkness, bog lord

Bonus video of Jack Osbourne's child recognizing grandpa on TV
 
2 week mourning drink combo sesh incoming. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, kids are more precious than rock roll. I’ll never meet my idol but I know I’m his biggest fan with Asperger’s so this next song I will sing goes out to you ozzy! - sings mama I’m coming home and passes out after the first verse. How long will he cry about this one tubes
 
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