Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Late to this but holy crap Ozzy is dead, hope our boy takes the news okay. I knew something was up when I heard multiple Ozzy songs in a row on the radio.

What do you think Cobes reaction video will be like?

 

[Radical Forum User 2000]

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Wowwie a whole 10 minutes of shilling their t-shirts, they're just reading this thread and have no info, waste of time.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

I heard the news today oh bog!

 

[Captain Ahab]

Five years ago this would’ve been an event.

Nowadays he’s too mentally and physically broken. He's probably sleeping with an empty bottle of vodka in his lap while everyone here is waiting for the stream. Y’all gonna be disappointed like always. Remember, nothing ever happens.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ozzy Osbourne's recently deceased corpse grosses me out sexually

 

[Drive-By Comment]

My first thought was Cobes when I heard the news. Fuck.
I hope Cobes is alright, when I heard Ozzy fucking Osbourne died.

 

[Usernamewastaken]

If I had an fb id sent cobra some ai photos of them together. Im sure he’d love it.

 

[Nigger Cattle]

Wowwie a whole 10 minutes of shilling their t-shirts, they're just reading this thread and have no info, waste of time.

Even Bitesize succumbed to the slop-stream grifting. Can't hate on him, he put a decent amount of effort over the years to document Cobra and his sagas, but i guess you can't put out that many videos when Cobra has almost nothing going on in his life.
The sloptubers are eating like fucking kings now, they will get a decent amount of Cobra content to put ads on, there's the Pirate Software drama that's basically printing money rn, and shit like World of T-Shirts, Nova Online, Topiachu, Cyrax that they never stop talking about despite most of it being mundane and boring.

 

[2020chan]

This is somehow the Bog Witches fault. I can feel it in my bones.

Which one? Jessica or Sharon?

 

[Point Emerging]

RIP Ozzy doodt, better not get out the Ouija board BOY.

 

[Jerbear89]

RIP ozzy

 

[Gnelf]

RIP Ozzy doodt, better not get out the Ouija board BOY.

Spirits of Easternoth, demons of All Hallows Eve...

Was Ozzy goth as fuck?

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[F-35 Lightning II]

So from what I'm hearing is that ozzy went to Switzerland and killed himself, does that make him a sicko?

 

[RollingRock2]

On the plus side Sharron is single now go get it Cobra. I'm sure she remembers your gifts of tactical soap (to spice up their marriage lest we forget), cobra craft wand, and engraved bell

 

[Facom]

So from what I'm hearing is that ozzy went to Switzerland and killed himself, does that make him a sicko?

He died in the UK

 

[New & Improved Username]

Where were the tears for Malcolm Jamal Warner? Josh Saunders doesn't care about black people.



but I bet he loves that sicko Cosby

 

[Fortyone]

How does everyone think Cobe's is going to make this all about him?

He's going to do a woe is me video (stream is unlikely since he only does those when he needs cash) about all the bad shit that happened to him in the last few years (puff, nal, walt, etc.) And explain how ozzy dying made 2025 a bullshit year. He probably won't mention homeboy Aaron tbh, he probably forgot he died. I bet he will mention how he gets rejected by girls he has a crush on in regards to walt though.

 

[Mushroom King]

Rest in peace on a crazy train. Sharon relentlessly pimped that old man, it's so tragic. She wringed him for all he was worth.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That bitesize stream is garbage, it's just him flirting with his e-girlfriend. Seizure needs to go live so we have some actual content.

 

[Hard R]

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can't watch bitesize's livestreams. the man is so unfunny and boring when not reading a script