Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

5 minutes into “contemplate if I should put my son in a group home and chill” and he gives you this look wyd?

 

[gobread]

New Chillin', 'Toobz.

Will upload ClintNotes once I'm done watching it.

I am loving the new ambiance. The dark room, the lamp totally fucking up the lighting, washing everything out- simply exquisid,

 

[snort beg snort]

Chuck man-gohn and hull cogan

 

[gobread]

View attachment 7694102
5 minutes into “contemplate if I should put my son in a group home and chill” and he gives you this look wyd?

The look he gives you after asking you to deliver hundreds of dollars of slop, cheese, sauces, prosciutto, and sports drinks to his retarded son

 

[Epikusername4]

New Chillin', 'Toobz.

Will upload ClintNotes once I'm done watching it.

something i do like about cobes is unlike other lolcows he is honest about giving condolences and doesnt do it for attention

satin speed cobes satin speed

 

[cobra fucker]

His catch-phrases are becoming so absurdly repetitive, and I'm like, it is what it is anymore toobz.

 

[lebean]

New Chillin', 'Toobz.

ClintNotes:

• Josh is planning an Ozzy tribute track that he'll release for free(he stole a beat from someone). How generous!
• Mispronounces Mangione as "Man-gone".
• He's about a quarter-cup away from the bottle of his Fleischman's vodka. Better not be getting kidney failure, BOY!
• Heavy Ozzy looping. Talks about how Hogan got cancelled for saying the Hard R "On TV" (He did it in a leaked conversation about his daughter dating a black guy) and he tries to brush it off as "Something white guys sometimes do". Pretty funny.
• "If Sharon and Ozzy were racist they wouldn't have hired a black security guard".
• Double standards about the N word, compares it to phrases like "slut", "cunt" and "whore".
• Surprisingly based tangent about how female-on-male domestic violence is seldom talked about.
• Josh found another "smaller" bottle of Everclear tucked behind his iMac a fan sent him. "It's enough to get the job done..."
• The Fleischman's was doordashed to him the day Ozzy died, so he managed to down the entire bottle across 4 days.
• JESSICA BOYLE callout.
• Not familiar with Hulk Hogan that much, but he said he enjoyed women's pro wrestling.
• Confirms that the comments are staying OFF. Get blocked, trole.
• The next album needs two more songs, a name, and cover art. Says he's planning to pivot to his story next.
• "My troles are the way they are because they have no love in their life"
• Mixes up "Empathetic" and "Spastic".
• "Spotted Dick" into "Pirate Hooker" true combo. I think Josh thought he was going live here.
• Loops on the Pirate Hooker standup routine. Do you think he tells these to his therapist?
• Return of the legendary "Horse locks and keys" non-joke.
• Josh continues his stand-up routine for about the ending half of the video.
• Eventually Josh devolves to 1st-grade jokes, circles back to Ozzy and confirms he's been on a drunken bender for the last 4 days. The video ends abruptly after he makes a porn joke.

Strong work here @Lei Wulong's Left Leg !

Glad the Gothic Wizard recognizes Everclear is as strong as you can get off the bottom shelf, and requires a chaser to go along such dankness.

If any of you are Door Dashing him this shit, please reconsider if you're going to touch the merchandise with 95% high-grain alcohol content. Cobra does not know moderation or any competent mixology.

Better not go into respiratory arrest from EtOH poisoning, boy!

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Mfw I tell my autistic son (doing the best he can every day) that a lot is up:

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Mfw I tell my autistic son (doing the best he can every day) that a lot is up:
View attachment 7694258

If there were a Fallout: New Vegas mod that put Clint in the game, what NPC would he replace?

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

If there were a Fallout: New Vegas mod that put Clint in the game, what NPC would he replace?

He'd be the Dean Domino replacement in the giant clocktower mansion that replaces the Sierra Madre. Other characters in the DLC: a supermutant that changes between the Warlord and Sasha personalities, a BoS scout made up to look like Ellen and Father Bitesize who wants to get into the boglim lair to get more jizzed on carpets.

 

[cobra fucker]

If there were a Fallout: New Vegas mod that put Clint in the game, what NPC would he replace?

Pretty sure I read this somewhere before, but I would kill to get a radio station DJ'd by Cobra.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

If there were a Fallout: New Vegas mod that put Clint in the game, what NPC would he replace?

that would be me, Group upon Home

 

[IsaacShraeder]

His catch-phrases are becoming so absurdly repetitive, and I'm like, it is what it is anymore toobz.

WINNING, ahahah yeeesshh

 

[ParasiteSteve]

View attachment 7694102
5 minutes into “contemplate if I should put my son in a group home and chill” and he gives you this look wyd?

You know, I seem to recall Clint being creepy on facebook to Alicia Rhode (think that is her name, the woman cobes lusted after). Did I imagine that?

 

[Fortyone]

I'm not mad, I'm not angry, I just want to point out that I offer to make content for Cobes and get called an autistic faggot.

Is that gate keeping? Should there be less content?

As long as you aren't tarman I don't give a fuck. If you are tar man please go take a long walk off a short pier, even willo davis was vastly superior to tarman before he pussied out when NAL messaged his family

I am loving the new ambiance. The dark room, the lamp totally fucking up the lighting, washing everything out- simply exquisid,

The light behind him shining directly into the camera makes it feel like an interrogation room at a CIA blacksite in a 3rd world country.

You know, I seem to recall Clint being creepy on facebook to Alicia Rhode (think that is her name, the woman cobes lusted after). Did I imagine that?

Seizure had screenshots of papa nips stalking Alicia and calling her attractive in several long Facebook comments in his last vid, very weird stuff

 

[Mushroom King]

As long as you aren't tarman I don't give a fuck. If you are tar man please go take a long walk off a short pier, even willo davis was vastly superior to tarman before he pussied out when NAL messaged his family



The light behind him shining directly into the camera makes it feel like an interrogation room at a CIA blacksite in a 3rd world country.



Seizure had screenshots of papa nips stalking Alicia and calling her attractive in several long Facebook comments in his last vid, very weird stuff

I have no idea who tar man is.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Seizure had screenshots of papa nips stalking Alicia and calling her attractive in several long Facebook comments in his last vid, very weird stuff

Yeah, I saw that wondered if it was a joke or legit. Kinda shows clint in a new light, he pretended she was dead so he could score some Alicia pussy.

 

['Ole Dente]

I'm not mad, I'm not angry, I just want to point out that I offer to make content for Cobes and get called an autistic faggot.

Is that gate keeping? Should there be less content?

Eventually, all content creators live to see themselves become the villain in the eyes of the many.

If that's something your okay with then Id encourage you to make as much content as you want but it comes at a cost.

 

[Smegward]

Okay, this made me laugh a bit.

Here's the wand and assortment of goods that Cobra shipped out probably recently when his account was in the negative:

View attachment 7693837

CobraCraftWands | Etsy

You searched for: CobraCraftWands! Discover the unique items that CobraCraftWands creates. At Etsy, we pride ourselves on our global community of sellers. Each Etsy seller helps contribute to a global marketplace of creative goods. By supporting CobraCraftWands, you’re supporting a small...

www.etsy.com

Honestly, is this bundle from Cobracraft Wands LLC really worth $444 ($500)?

No.

However, I give Josh kudos for shipping it out (albeit weeks later), perforating some paper, signing it legibly sorta', writing his best English, music (retrotech), and throwing in themed items and a hat that didn't fit his head properly.

All things considered, this is pretty good for today's Cobra. The fan seemed to like it.

I just hope he really cleaned it well if it really was NAL's old wand. Yuck. Dip that shit in a vat of ethy alcohol and hydrochloric acid, if so, please. Cast 5x Circles of Protection thereafter. Hagraven herpes.

Joch Sandeuf?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

While I don’t hate Bog Chron as much as others in this thread do, I think that he is a necessary evil because he is the only big channel willing to clip modern Cobes.

If he just clipped and profited off Cobes, I would have no complaints. Bog Chron is a faggot because every single screenshot I have ever saw of "Bog Chron" talking to anyone on youtube, discord, reddit, whatever was always in direct relation to him actively alogging/gayopping/shittouching.

I'm not mad, I'm not angry, I just want to point out that I offer to make content for Cobes and get called an autistic faggot.

Is that gate keeping? Should there be less content?

Usually it is best to just make the content and post instead of talking about making content. Though I cannot imagine what kind of content you would offer to make that would get hate. I personally do not know what you are referring to. Did you offer to make art/story/song/game/etc? or did you offer to write in-depth about the size and shape of his penis, because that indeed would make you an autistic faggot.