Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[HiveDull]

I knew Clint was a fruit, but I did not know he was a creepy pest. To thirst over Rohde in public is embarrassing . To also hide it under the guise of his shitty photography/art is what predators do.

Maybe Cobes was right to defy Clint at every point of his life.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Even when compared to Chris Chan, who suffers (worse?) delusions and fantasies, Cobra isn't too far off

oh no.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Instead Clint used that gullibility to make him believe he was an alien.

That’s legit the Dale-Joseph Gribble joke but reversed LOL.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

boy has his own way of processing this kind of stuff and his stages of grief are not necessarily in the same order as they usually are for the rest of us

Alright, someone is going to have to be creative and come up with the Boglim's 5 Stages of Grief.

Lolcows don’t really die. Not yet, and maybe not ever.

Not with AI, we have the technology. We can rebuild him!

a guy that thought that fish was a dairy

Wait, fish isn't dairy?

I'm not mad, I'm not angry, I just want to point out that I offer to make content for Cobes and get called an autistic faggot.

You should make Cobra content and post it here for us to enjoy!

His catch-phrases are becoming so absurdly repetitive, and I'm like, it is what it is anymore toobz.

Every time he says 'two all beef hotdogs from HAMBURGER STAND' it tickles my brain. He's such a goofball.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Clint being a pervert and possible predator is something I wish got talked about more. Years ago when I looked at his facebook his friends list was FILLED with high school and college aged girls. The excuse of being a photographer doesn't hold up when there was no fucking men on that list.

He's a male feminist so you know...rapist.

 

[pooterino]

Joch Sandeuf?

Jorbsche Sawndrats

 

[Mushroom King]

Alright, someone is going to have to be creative and come up with the Boglim's 5 Stages of Grief.

Not with AI, we have the technology. We can rebuild him!

Wait, fish isn't dairy?

You should make Cobra content and post it here for us to enjoy!

Every time he says 'two all beef hotdogs from HAMBURGER STAND' it tickles my brain. He's such a goofball.

I've been posting Cobra content for years, the problem for me is the same problem for Boglim Chronicles. Josh is fucking depressing, I can't wait his videos anymore, I watch clips. I want to make Josh content, I've made a lot of Josh content, but brother I don't have an ounce of creativity for adding something funny to a nigger who can barely speak, walk, cook or survive. He's sad to watch, I missed the BEST outdoor Cobes by years. I have no creative desire for Cobes but I respect that I enjoyed this community a lot and even though Cobes just wears me down, I still enjoying bringing contents here for users because they're still cool.

Lolcow Post in thread 'KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders'

Oct 1, 2024

A new type of Cobra video for us to enjoy. Volume warning. Mac n' cheese? Yes, please! Not a sponsor.

Getting him off alcohol and onto weed would be a huge improvement period.

It might very well save his life as well.

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This is when I was giving up.

Lolcow Post in thread 'KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders'

Jul 30, 2024

He is absolutely using that to huff the compressed air.

He's blown holes in his brain, what more is a perforated ear drum.

Right now, as you read this, King Cobra is sucking fumes down and passing out for five minutes at a time. Why would he even post this video except to solicit $1.00 donations from people who "care?"

I remember a year ago when Bitesize said he gave upon Cobes because he was "different." After a few years of Cobra, I am also tired of Cobes. All I can think about is low effort Taco Bell "Everything" orders and fat, greasy fingers.

• Mushroom King

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Frustrated I try new ideas and get called a faggot for trying to do something fun for us, but I must not have given up if I'm still here. I just don't have any ideas anymore, I've made as many dirt castles as I can out of Cobes "content" and I still want to build, but there's no point if I just make the same shit over and over.

 

[Arv3k]

To thirst over Rohde in public is embarrassing .

It's actually so much worse than just embarrassing. This is the exact girl that your own RETARDED SON has had a crush on since he was like 8. There isn't any other 21 year old models for you to fucking hit on for everyone too see, including your own children which includes two daughters and said retarded son with a puppy dog crush on her and also your WIFE? I'm not even against some old nigger shooting his shot (and absolutely falling flat on his face and looking like an asshole) but maybe do it behind closed doors, while you're not married and maybe pick one that isn't your RETARDED SONS childhood crush that you know legions of a-logging crazies are going to use against him.
I'm flabbergasted. But maybe I shouldn't be because it's well documented that he's a libtarded woman respecting pussy hat wearer.

To also hide it under the guise of his shitty photography/art is what predators do.

This is also just absolutely laughable. "Yeah, come on over to Casper, Wyoming sweetheart I'll make all your dreams come true by taking pictures of you in various states of undress at the Casper, Wyoming Community College photography department. Next stop Paris, baby".

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Lolcows don’t really die. Not yet, and maybe not ever.

Not with AI, we have the technology. We can rebuild him!

We have George Droyd... Now we need, the Cobranator! doodt.
Liquor reactor: ONLINE operating at 420% efficiency
Tobacco respirator: ONLINE operating at 666% efficiency
Genetic Mountain Dew gene therapy: INITIALIZED Status: In progress (69% complete)
Food hack antivirus: ONLINE
Weapons system Initialize:
Initializing primary: Ranged magic wand in the 40 bog range SUCCESS
Initializing secondary: Side by side coach gun "Bad Company" ERROR: Fatal error initializing. Cracked breach detected on startup, terminating process
Initializing melee: Spencer's rings (left) [3 rings detected] SUCCESS
All systems online
Loading script loop...
Loaded gender relations rant SUCCESS

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Alright, someone is going to have to be creative and come up with the Boglim's 5 Stages of Grief.

Easy.

1. Discovery
   Josh receives the information. He immediately denies the facts because he assumes it came from a Trole.
2. Grief
   Josh gets big sad. Or big mad.
3. Drink
   Josh gets rat-ass drunk. You usually see a video from him before, during, or directly after the Drink phase.
4. Loop
   Josh talks about his grief and how it's all his YouToob Troles' fault and they all need to get lives. This is the longest-running section of the stages of grief, as the moment he starts talking about it again, he gets right back to 2. Grief.
5. Recovery
   Josh eventually recovers from his drinking and looping an appropriate time later, somewhere around 5-6 days later.

 

[Johnny Dang]

Clint has just about filled an entire bingo sheet of occupations held by horny old men. As a gymnast instructor, photographer, college professor, and intimacy choreographer, he's made it a point to ensure his work involves young women. The ultra tight clothes make his intentions even more obvious, beneath the veneer of his clown jobs he's perpetually chasing that whiff of sexual tension.

Hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone - I swear I saw somewhere that it was some troll that made a "Clint Saunders" Facebook account commenting on all of Alicia Rohde's posts.

Are we positive it was actually Clint? I wouldn't put it past him, but that shit is actually fucking retarded.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Not with AI, we have the technology. We can rebuild him!

I'm intrigued by that statement.

It would be theoretically possible to train an AI chatbot on a lolcow's "back catalog" to create a digital doppelganger.

Now we all know to look and not touch, but there are plenty out there who insist on getting involved. An AI lolcow could be an ethical alternative to weening. Feel the need to send crap to Cobra? Send some virtual cat food to AICobra! Want to yell "JULAY" at Chris Chan? Type it to AI-CWC! Want to tell Josh Block to "put the fries in the bag"? Go ahead and abuse AI World of T-shirts all you want!

And for those of us who long for days gone by, we can enjoy "new" content from "Old Apartment Josh" or from "Classic Era Chris" or from any lolcows who just aren't there anymore.

It's an interesting idea.

 

['Ol Stinky]

The forbidden 6:

Of Age
Alive
Human
Non Related
Consenting
Non AI

Fuck AI shut up pinky.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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We have George Droyd... Now we need, the Cobranator! doodt.
Liquor reactor: ONLINE operating at 420% efficiency
Tobacco respirator: ONLINE operating at 666% efficiency
Genetic Mountain Dew gene therapy: INITIALIZED Status: In progress (69% complete)
Food hack antivirus: ONLINE
Weapons system Initialize:
Initializing primary: Ranged magic wand in the 40 bog range SUCCESS
Initializing secondary: Side by side coach gun "Bad Company" ERROR: Fatal error initializing. Cracked breach detected on startup, terminating process
Initializing melee: Spencer's rings (left) [3 rings detected] SUCCESS
All systems online
Loading script loop...
Loaded gender relations rant SUCCESS

George BOYd.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Are we positive it was actually Clint? I wouldn't put it past him, but that shit is actually fucking retarded.

It was his real account. It's not abnormal for him to say cringe shit to women publicly. The ice bucket challenge video he posted also contained many embarrassing comments by him. If his son wasn't so retarded Clint could easily be an official kiwi thread having lolcow of his own.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

No wonder Cobes is obsessed with Alicia Rohde. His dad is a sicko.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

George BOYd.

Jord Boyd*

 

[Switch Mongo]

Can confirm, my life is very good and I barely know anything about DSP. The community is filled with angry little fags, Phil himself is an angry little fag

Phil is a hell of a drug.

 

[Coin flip]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die​

 

[Detective Carey]

On one hand I'm proud of the boy for not flipping shit when Ozzy died, but man I wish he'd cut back/eat less trash.

I get it... 's galore, but man.

I do kind of wonder if people like him (there's a fuckton of them out there that aren't living Truman Show style online like he is, though that segment is pretty huge too) will somehow in a weird way contribute to medical science in the long run despite the personal wastes of their own lives.

Like some "yeah because of this one dude in Casper WY we can now pinpoint this specific type of organ failure and even predict it!" Or something like that. I'm not a rocket surgeon fuckoff you know what I mean.

You think once he passes, someone will buy his like swollen liver in a jar of formaldehyde and curse themselves forever? I know it sounds crazy but I just read an article about some funeral home shipping some dude's brain home in a box, and the family getting (rightfully) pissed it fucked their mind state (and car) up. So it's not entirely crazy, at least as an idea. Fuck look at those freaks that mailed a human skull to h3h3.