Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Epikusername4 said:
THATS NOT HOW A STREAM ENDS
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THAT'S IT?
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
He just put on deodorant live. Tactical soap deodorant, but deodorant regardless. I think someone sent him booze money too so content might be coming.
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That deodorant must've disintegrated on contact. Applying deodorant to your pits when you haven't showered in weeks doesn't do anything.
 
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Hennimore said:
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The boy gets lit off a tasty drink combo consisting of Mad Dog 20/20 and Jack Daniels while "ripping gendur relayshons a new cunt".
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wow a hour and half vid.
and the boys already trashed out of his mind when it first starts.
magical.


lmao
there's a lot to unpack with what i'm about to say toobz
 
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Hennimore said:
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The boy gets lit off a tasty drink combo consisting of Mad Dog 20/20 and Jack Daniels while "ripping gendur relayshons a new cunt".
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If the BOY has discovered MD 20/20 it's all over for him. His liver is probably putting on a little hat and overcoat now and headed out the door.

Edit: "When you contribute to your own problems, it is saaaaaaad" *drinks from MD 20/20 mixed with Jack Daniels*
 
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NoosJunki said:
If the BOY has discovered MD 20/20 it's all over for him. His liver is probably putting on a little hat and overcoat now and headed out the door.

Edit: "When you contribute to your own problems, it is saaaaaaad" *drinks from MD 20/20 mixed with Jack Daniels*
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not just drinking mad dog. mixing it with jack daniels.
this is peak alcoholic mad lad shit.


so true
 
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bookers said:
this is peak alcoholic mad lad shit.
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I have no clue how he does it everyday. We all have that night where we say, ”Fuck it, that is future me’s problem”. We drink too much and pay for it the next day.

He does it days straight and only stops when outta money or handouts.

I don’t believe half the shit people ‘know’ from offhand comments or Reddit rumours. I do think though he must drink as soon as he wakes, that’s the only way I can see him pushing through an eternal goth hangover
 
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Joey42069666 said:
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I have downloaded and transcribed the boys yt channel. The output has been uploaded to notebook LM. What would you ask the AI Oracle that has all of Jorbs knowledge?View attachment 7711876

Here is the pod.
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this inspired me to upload the special blonde to notebook LM to fuck around. i wanted to share the best segment from the powerpoint presentation google made

 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
Wow, when you spell it out like that, not only is his life incredibly grim, but it also sounds like it's incredibly boring as well. Sure it's nice to have a day to just veg out and do nothing, but every day? Doesn't jacking off and watching cartoon reruns get old after a while? Wouldn't Cobra want to go outside just to do something? How is he not bored out of his mind?
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People who haven't lived the NEET life that Cobes lives always say they wish they had zero responsibilities, that they could stay at home all day and watch anime or play video games and how awesome it must feel. The truth of it, toobz, is that this lifestyle gets really old, really fast. Especially when he doesn't seem to change it up by going on a grocery run or even hunting for snipes in public.
When every single day is exactly the same as the day before and it's been like this for years, you stop noticing time passing. I'm sure most of us remember how the COVID lockdowns were, how working from home felt nice at first but eventually you'd be walking in circles, trying to push away the reality of the situation. People did some really mad shit during lockdown to try and stave off the boredom.

And the worst part is, Cobra doesn't even pirate stuff. He doesn't know about torrenting or downloading games. I don't even think he plays GTA on his PS3 anymore. All of his entertainment is masturbating, eating and griping about his troles. He no doubt is bored out of his mind but he is unable to escape his hellish experience, either because he has been conditioned by alogs and know they'll ruin it if he goes to a bar he hasn't been banned from yet, for some insane reason he insists on going live and ends up doxing his location, we all know the drill. They're going to call or text him. The glass tappers just won't leave him alone for whatever reason, rather than just watching and laughing at his regarded antics. So he just doesn't. And he no doubt cries or rages off stream but it doesn't solve his issues and he can't break the conditioning because taking the steps to break out of it means changing his phone number and emails, and that'd mean the trolls win.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
I don't even think he plays GTA on his PS3 anymore
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He confirmed he still does but it barely works anymore. If cobes was sane and was able to dedicate maybe 1 hour a day to his wands and cameo the guy could be making some serious money and afford modern games and pc parts, hell he could probably pay for his trailer and a car on his own but he doesn't give a fuck. All he cares about now is securing the next day's liquor money
 
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