Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[lebean]

Admittedly a baked flatbread loaded with cheese, sardines, hot sauces and spices is pretty Roman. To think he calls himself a Goth.

Ah, my brain read this as "Admittedly a baked Gobread Gilfred Biago."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Ah, my brain read this as baked Gobread Gilfred Biago.

With the voice actor for Jafar. Admittedly again flatbread is fitting for the Arabian setting of Aladdin.

Cobra rules our sad lives so hard, where trole or cool cobra.

Earlier at work I almost put "in the near distant future" in an email.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I just thought of something. He’s got the Jafar beard right now, and he’s got the parrot hanging on the light… we’ve come full Gobread Gilfred Biago circle!

 

[lebean]

Earlier at work I almost put "in the near distant future" in an email.

You just made me laugh so retarded while in line, doodt.

Glad to know any work communications "in TRANZOOT" from @Agamemnon Busmalis are sent at a college reading level.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You just made me laugh so retarded while in line, doodt.

Glad to know any work communications "in TRANZOOT" from @Agamemnon Busmalis are sent at a college reading level.

It is what it is, toobz. I used "dethawed" when talking with my dad about some frozen sausages I grilled back on the 4th of July.

FM Cobra-ruled life.

 

[cobra fucker]

I enjoyed this nugget of wisdom from last night's Video Responce:

"It's kind of hypocritical, but like the thing about hypocrisy is it takes two people to be a hypocrite. You know, at least one or two. Neither here nor there."

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the best part of being a hypocrite is not caring you're a hypocrite

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

"It's kind of hypocritical, but like the thing about hypocrisy is it takes two people to be a hypocrite. You know, at least one or two. Neither here nor there."

This just deep frted my brain.

 

[somevan712]

I used "dethawed"

I first tried to read this as death-ah-wed and I thought "what the fuck am I reading, am I retarded?" and yes. Yes, I am.

 

[Drox]

It's truly baffling to me that he doesnt still make wands.
Maybe he doesn't have his lathe machine anymore? that was a couple of apartments ago and it probably broke/got lost in the move
also i'm pretty sure he never actually learned how to use it.

Either way, just go outside and pick up some fucking sticks, dip them in green paint, wrap some leather on them and sell that shit for 100$
Like I know it's Cobra we're talking about here, who knows why he does or doesnt do things.
But goddamn. That shit would be free money for him.

Not really that baffling, he's just lazy. He doesn't want to do anything that requires work and effort, aslong as paypigs keep throwing him money and deliveries he has no real reason to bother with painted sticks.

 

[Pat Smear]

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THAT'S IT?

god this made giggle like a fucking retard.

 

[titty nigga]

"It's kind of hypocritical, but like the thing about hypocrisy is it takes two people to be a hypocrite. You know, at least one or two. Neither here nor there."

 

[PetiteFeet]

If Cobes had been born in ancient Greece, what would he be known as? What style of philosophy would he impart on the world.

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

If Cobes had been born in ancient Greece, what would he be known as? What style of philosophy would he impart on the world.

I swear his long lost relative is Diogenes. That man lived in an over turned jar and was known to jerk off in public.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

For those that get the reference, i just realize i made and never posted:

 

[Fortyone]

If Cobes had been born in ancient Greece, what would he be known as? What style of philosophy would he impart on the world.

He would be that mutant outcast guy from 300

 

[Mörkö]

I swear his long lost relative is Diogenes

Bogenes. Bogistotle. Bogcrates.

 

[somevan712]

He sure is a confident BOY

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He would be that mutant outcast guy from 300

I can't lift my shield and I'M SICK OF IT! I HATE BEING CLUMSY.

Fuckin' Leonidas doesn't give a SHIT.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Bogenes. Bogistotle. Bogcrates.

Early Cobes is Bogicurus: eating succulent meals surrounded by friends and discussing philosophy such as the nature of dairy.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Here's this blast from the past, lol:

After cumming, I want to turn to my lover and just say "Im never going to stop hating rape". See what happens..