Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Gothic Tooth Decay]

 

[Detective Carey]

From the depths of voluptuous is MDWTFIUYT

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

It must've been the cheapest frames that Medicaid covered. That's how Chris-Chan got his similar looking round ones.

He definitely got round glasses because it's what Ozzy wore. His entire sense of fashion revolves around imitating his idols. Like the "Ozzy" tattoo on his knuckles, Ozzy had that same tattoo.

 

[pooterino]

I cannot make it past 10 minutes. "Garlic butter... Little Ceasers... Youtube Trolls... Garlic butter..." It does not stop.

What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large - large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon - shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu - quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies - jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac - extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me - you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... cheers. Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.

 

[RollingRock2]

Big voluptuous toppings

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

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Had to pull this from one of Seizure's vids.

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[NoosJunki]

I'm just watching him pull off pieces of lukewarm crazy bread with those catfish lips, since his teeth are scarcely nubs now

 

[cobra fucker]

Can someone break into this fool's house and turn up his microphone already? I've had to manually adjust the volume for all of his videos for a month now.

The volume seems to pop up only when he's moaning.

It was worth sitting through 10 minutes of looping for this moment. He says Little Caesars about 600 times and forgets what it's called 10 seconds later.

 

[lebean]

Another great evening with M'Gord Jord and Little Squeezers, in 720p resolution iMac quality, on a 4K TV.



TWU, yewtewb.

 

[Switch Mongo]

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It was edited but they made the head bigger in that photo

 

[Jobama]

If you ever want to get someone more normiecore into the dark lord, and are struggling how, start with a conversation about how social media/the modern internet is cancer. When they get up to a fevered enough pitch of righteous indignation, you can hit em with the bog classics and show them the filthy reality. He's really one of the more tamer "WTF INTERNET BAD" people, but has enough edge to make an impact.

My advice for people trying to get their friends into Cobra is to show them his cooking videos. That’s how I’ve gotten serval people into him.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

These two guys are whiskey snobs who tried to drink like Churchill for a day. It didn’t got well for them. Siri even acts cute at 5:20.

Can we all just agree that when wine and whiskey fags say stuff like "notes of cream vanilla and smoky elderberry" they're full of shit? It's booze and it's gross. You should be swilling bottom shelf vodka straight from the handle followed by a chaser and you should hate every second of it.