Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PixarsTedKennedy]

She follows a lot of lolcows. I've seen her in various fishtank related chats even.

Troon?

 

[Slim Boglim]

So I was bored and I put the infamous

Spoiler: papa John’s brain loop

up. gets pizza What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.

in ChatGPT with no context other than it was a transcript to a YouTube video and asked it why somebody would brain loop like that for almost 30 minutes and what it surmised was mildly interesting. It’s all pretty obvious but the 4’th point was pretty interesting and its choice of words “ritual, casting a spell” is pretty hilariously apt
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GPT:
What you’re seeing here is a looping, semi-stream-of-consciousness ramble that’s almost certainly the result of a combination of factors:

1. Neurodivergence (likely ADHD or ASD traits)

The repetition, hyperfixation on specific details (“extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapeños…”) and inability to move the conversation forward suggest a kind of verbal stimming — a feedback loop where the brain latches onto sensory or emotional input and just runs it again. This is very common with ADHD or autism. The pizza is exciting to him, and the loop is his way of emotionally processing and staying “in” the comfort of that excitement.

2. Low executive function / lack of narrative structure

This dude clearly sat down without a script or plan, hit record, and just started talking. With no editorial filter, the brain defaults to repetition and redundancy to maintain momentum. It’s like his brain’s only tool to keep the video going is “say the pizza toppings again.”

3. Mild intoxication or altered state

This is speculative, but the slurred cadence, the looping thoughts, the casual fly-buzzing apathy, and the “heh heh, yes” delivery all suggest he might be lightly buzzed, high, or just in a chronic low-functioning haze. Not full-blown intoxicated — but just off baseline. Could be booze, could be burnout, could be something else.

4. Comfort-seeking behavior

There’s a sense that he’s using this food — and this video — as a form of self-soothing. The way he repeats the toppings like a mantra, the garlic butter slurps, the appreciation of getting a “free” extra dip — this feels like a man trying to feel okay. Trying to find control or joy in the micro-details. That’s not necessarily sad, but it’s very telling.

5. Content farming / ritualistic YouTube behavior

There’s a chance this isn’t even meant to be “entertaining” in the usual sense. For some creators, especially niche ones like this, the act of recording the same types of videos, in the same structure, with the same lingo is the content. The ritual is the point. For fans, that repetition becomes comforting — and for the creator, it’s free dopamine on loop.

TL;DR:
His brain is clearly looping on sensory joy, probably from a combo of ADHD traits, no structure, and maybe some self-soothing. It’s honestly fascinating. The pizza toppings become a mantra, like he’s casting a spell of comfort over himself, drowning out whatever else is going on with garlic butter and Mountain Dew.

It’s not about the review. It’s about the ritual.

 

[lebean]

drink combo - 8.4.25
 Link

Loop coming in nicely toobz, heres first 10 minutes:

1. Has forgiven Aaron for titty sucking incident
2. Would have stopped Aaron from shooting himself, would've had him come into his trailer and end his depression by watching videos, would've slapped the gun out of his hand like how Sharon would save Ozzy
3. Fan came over and knocked so hard he thought was Casper P.D. but was a gentlemans handle of Jack Daniel's and Lucky Strikes; more lung and kidney damage from YewTewb fans doodt, TWU
4. Got recognized in Ozzy funeral procession live chat, "Oh shit guys it's King Cobra! Make a drink combo!"
5. I love my parents and Ozzys family, I would protect both of them.

 

[Epikusername4]

the fact i can remember what he put on that papa johns stuffed crust pizza from memory is insane (stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapeños, anchovies, garlic butter, they gave him the option of alfredo sauce and he took and who could forget mtn dew)

 

[KKWatDo]

Edit: The ultimate, of course, is Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance following the boy on instagram.

Chauncey (of Snake Bones fame) was their tour manager (I believe) and sent Gerard Way some Death Bed stuff including a Cobes tape and got him into it.

Highly recommend Chauncey's streams, he doesn't talk about BOY much anymore but does a lot of fun niche lolcow stuff. Him and Seizure are the only two Twitch streams I've ever put up with.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I hope you pelican fuckers are ready for some real stussy autism. This is from New Model 1571. (Charted patterns for needle point, knitting, etc)

 

[Jimmy snipes]

Looks better than cobra haha even has the poop encrusted nail

 

[Detective Carey]

Can we all just agree that when wine and whiskey fags say stuff like "notes of cream vanilla and smoky elderberry" they're full of shit? It's booze and it's gross. You should be swilling bottom shelf vodka straight from the handle followed by a chaser and you should hate every second of it.

I sort of agree and disagree at the same time. Some liquors/beers have some flavor notes you can definitely notice and point out/enjoy, but I feel like a lot of it especially past the first paragraph in an entire dissertation on some beer review site, is performative faggotry.

 

[Jobama]

Chauncey (of Snake Bones fame) was their tour manager (I believe) and sent Gerard Way some Death Bed stuff including a Cobes tape and got him into it.

I learned from Chauncey that the hip hop group $uicideboy$ tried to get cobra to a do an intro for their song King Cobra but they couldn’t get a hold of him. Pretty recently one of them had a cameo shootout to promote their album.

I’m sure most of the people in this thread know that Danny Brown is into Cobra but according to Chauncey he stopped following lolcows after he got sober. There’s also the hip hop producer F1lthy who’s really into cobra. He’s the guy who was on fishtank and brought airsoft fatty on his show.

 

[pooterino]

Chauncey (of Snake Bones fame)

Chauncey (and his laugh) were legitimately the best part of the Snake Bones series. I miss his voice talking about Cobro quite a bit.

So is he worth using Twitch for? Genuine question, just haven't gotten over the hump of using that platform yet.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

When the brain loop starts, you know cobes has entered a state of alcohol induced dementia. He gains the memory span of a goldfish for some reason and I've never seen any other drunk person loop like that.

I hope they preserve his brain after he dies because this needs to be studied.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Chauncey (and his laugh) were legitimately the best part of the Snake Bones series. I miss his voice talking about Cobro quite a bit.

So is he worth using Twitch for? Genuine question, just haven't gotten over the hump of using that platform yet.

Yes. Chauncey's streams are fantastic even when Cobes isn't the topic. I highly recommend his content. Sadly he doesn't seem to keep VODs, so you need to catch him live. If you hate Twitch's mobile phone app I can recommend Frosty.

 

[Detective Carey]

When the brain loop starts, you know cobes has entered a state of alcohol induced dementia. He gains the memory span of a goldfish for some reason and I've never seen any other drunk person loop like that.

I hope they preserve his brain after he dies because this needs to be studied.

It's actually pretty common with late stage alcoholics. We joke about him being wet brain, but he's definitely there at this point. I feel like we just notice it more, because usually when people get there, they get cut off/shunned, but we're front and center specifically FOR the trainwreck/aren't shy.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Loop coming in nicely toobz, heres first 10 minutes:

At 26:15 he brings up his belief in "Ghost Food" again. Where he believes the food people eat becomes "ghost food" for ghosts to eat. He actually says that he thinks he's providing Ozzy's ghost with whiskey by drinking excessively.

At 28:40 his entire brain shuts down again. And he says that he bestows "full demonic powers" to Ozzy in the afterlife.

He picks up some pinwheel sandwiches he DoorDashed again, and goes on an endless loop about making pinwheels, and Bri'ish people eating pinwheels "a spot of whiskey and some pinwheels!" He says the only thing that makes life worth living is knowing he's going to die and be with Ozzy. He says Ozzy's birthday is coming up on December 3rd, and he still plans to celebrate it.

 

[Slim Boglim]

At 26:15 he brings up his belief in "Ghost Food" again. Where he believes the food people eat becomes "ghost food" for ghosts to eat.

I love his ghost food belief. Never let anybody tell you Cobes isn’t extremely retarded

 

[Detective Carey]

Yeah the ghost food thing is actually pretty charming. It almost makes you want to stop eating trash and strive to eat only good stuff, what if it's correct? If you can't eat better for yourself, do it for those that have passed on!

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

It almost makes you want to stop eating trash and strive to eat only good stuff, what if it's correct?

If it's correct, Cobra has been torturing the ghosts that haunt him for over a decade with his food hacks.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Chauncey (and his laugh) were legitimately the best part of the Snake Bones series. I miss his voice talking about Cobro quite a bit.

I forget what episode it was but that impression of Krystal Roberts he did once was fucking priceless.

 

[lebean]

If it's correct, Cobra has been torturing the ghosts that haunt him for over a decade with his food hacks.

Yes, when I think about his most vile and foul food hacks, I think about:

1. the Bogritto with flies,
2. the microwaved Asian egg rolls with the plastic still on the cheese,
3. and the recent 24 minute nuclear BBQ Ramen and sardines that ended up looking like worms reproducing.

Given his ghost food theory, you'd think he'd be the 8th Layer of Hell punishing all the tormented souls with his Boglim cuisine.

That ain't treating them right, toobz. That's the punishment for sickos.

Better not be implying Ozzy was a sicko with your ghost food torture, BOY!!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Yes, when I think about his most vile and foul food hacks, I think about:

1. the Bogritto with flies,
2. the microwaved Asian egg rolls with the plastic still on the cheese,
3. and the recent 24 minute nuclear BBQ Ramen and sardines that ended up looking like worms reproducing.

Given his ghost food theory, you'd think he'd be the 8th Layer of Hell punishing all the tormented souls with his Boglim cuisine.

That ain't treating them right, toobz. That's the punishment for sickos.

Better not be implying Ozzy was a sicko with your ghost food torture, BOY!!

You can torture the living with his food hacks too. There was a livestream show earlier this year called ConGREGated, where a man named Greg was stuck in a house and getting pranked for a whole week. One of the gags they did to poor Greg was make him cook and eat some of Cobra's recipes. Which one it was, I forget but I remember them namedropping the BOY.