It’s not a gas station knife if it’s made in the USA. Cobra and Darf could design the tackiest, ugliest black and green knife covered in cobras and skulls, then send the plans to a factory in China to get that signature Chinesium and build quality though. Then they could buy the finished product for cheap and sell the officially licensed CobraBlades at gas stations all over Wyoming for $34 a piece.
He should stay the fuck away from a lathe. He'll chop his fingers off at this point in his decline. It's actually pretty amazing he's never had an injury from it (or burned down wherever he was living with his deep frying adventures where he considers saying "stop" to a fire a real method).
"fuck my life youtube i need salt"
…FOOoooooOOOD REVIEW!
Nvm, troon
Digressing since the thread is slowing down BUUUUUUUT. Checking out the sicko Brad Taste In Music's thread I noticed this tranny sicko. Cobra really rules my sad pathetic troll life kiwis.
As a woman, I need to buy this and wear it in public!
woman abuse suxxxx
Absolutely top tier cobra shirt doodt.
As a man I need to wear this anti rape shirt so everyone in public will know for sure that I'm not a rapist.As a woman, I need to buy this and wear it in public!
I assume anyone who needs to wear a shirt saying "I'm not a rapist" probably actually is a rapist.
His video he filmed of him using his lathe a couple years back was terrifying. So much reaching over the spinning lathe with his loose shirt and dangly pube beard coming within inches of getting ripped off. Also he has no idea how to use a wood saw. Thank sky god he constantly broke that lathe to the point he didn't feel like fixing it, or a de-gloving would've happened sooner or later.
I want to get that one for my letter carrier.Also fucking hell how has this one gone under the radar for so long toobz? I hate being a perfectionist.
but DID YOU KNOW, that darf YELLED AT HIS KIDS ONCE?! HMM?!
Honestly, if Cobra was even a TINY BIT ambitious he would try to make more wands. Anytime he makes them they are sold out, the A-Logs fucking love the wands for some reason and they don't mind giving Cobra some money for them, it's exceptionally rare for someone with as many A-Logs as Cobra to be able to sell shit to said A-Logs.
These Cobraverse supporting characters are fascinating. For the longest time, I thought that the guy's last name was "Linney", and he liked to be called "Darth" as a nickname, but no, he goes by "Darfliny". Where did that name come from?!?
At this point, Cobes passing out in a drunken stupor and never waking up would be a mercy.
Casper, Wyoming sounds like an interesting place, full of interesting folks
yeah but if cobes my youtube idol died i would have to drink a bottle of everclear every hour to kill the pain
