🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It had to be the lolcow that was a weird guy for sure, but genuinely harmless and just being himself. Why can’t this happen to the Goonclowns and Tim Win’s more often instead?
 
Weather permitted, so I decided to ride bike to the likka sto in the Kings honor.

Fuck your spoilers - suffer me.

See you space goth cowboy.
 

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You know what? Some of these drink combos aren’t that bad. I’ve had cobra’s mist and cobra’s blood and it’s quite decent. The Mountain Dew and bud light really drown out that corn flavor I dislike with bud light.
 
neger psykolog said:
To his dad if he ever reads this: cobes totally did matter and brought many smiles to my face. I'm so sorry for your loss and for the shitty things people did to him.
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Seconding. Cobes is a true blue character. He reminds me of Darius McCollum, a fellow lolcow and modern day folk hero. In a world where so many people are the same and long to be like everyone else, Josh chose himself. That’s why so many other people chose him too. In 100 years, no one will remember the scumbag lawyer who put McCollum away, but someone may remember Cobes.

That, and his better moral character, gave him a purity of purpose and made him a more powerful magician than, say, that Styxhexenhammer douchebag. He makes an atheist like me want to believe. Hailing Satan is lame. Ozzy had to open for Josh in the afterlife. Praise Cobra’s Magic!

Edit: This thread reminded me of my favourite King Cobra song, Bullets in the Wall (30:50) from Life Ain’t Fair. There was a time I played this one song on repeat. Never listened to the rest of the album besides the two songs before and after it. Will definitely check it all out.
 
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You know what? Some of these drink combos aren’t that bad. I’ve had cobra’s mist and cobra’s blood and it’s quite decent
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Cobra's Mist isn't half bad. It's from an era when Cobes really didn't like the taste of alcohol but wanted to still drink so he'd just toss in some dew to get the job done. Fun Fact: Mountain Dew was originally designed as a mixer in Tennessee because people were making so much moonshine there back in the day. It's intended purpose was to make sick drink combos.
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
earlier, I was warning about 'tards reselling cobra merch since he died. I was curios and looked up some new listening on eBay, and some people already started. I wonder how long until reddit fags going to resell their wands and the incoming debates on whether their "authentic cobra wands" are real or not. nothing like virgins to fight over painted sticks.

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I posted a month ago about how I had finally found that Gothic King Cobra documentary shirt. I got it for only 30$ so I guess I really got a good deal there. I really regret not getting that vinyl though.
 
I've been reflecting on what this means to me all day. Josh inspires me to be true to who I am. That big gay wizard had more balls and "don't give a fuck" than I could ever hope to claim. Josh also inspires me not to drink. I think without Josh's content, I'd likely have given in and relapsed. Clint reminds me so much of my mom that it litterally hurt to watch him weep, and repeat Josh's mantra of "fuck suicide, fuck sickos" etc etc.

I think Josh attracted a lot of bullying because he was so unapologetically himself. Everyone wants to be unique, original, different; whether they admit it or not. I think some of the meaner bullies have been bullied themselves, and probably changed aspects of who they were in the face of it.

The one thing you can say about Josh that just isn't true for most people is that he was always, always true to himself. Seeing that in someone you perceive as "beneath" you is sure to inspire some of our worse human behaviors. I know this is all gay as fuck because I didn't actually know you, but you're a beacon to this normie that constantly gives in to conformity out of necessity. Fly high, bud ✌️
 
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