🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Come on cobros...it's time to kick in. 34$ plus fees
 

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Tetragrammaton said:
some funeral homes even offer cardboard boxes that sorta look like what you would put donuts in for free if you wanna be crazy cheap. supposedly there is a cardboard coffin as well but ive never seen one.
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Yeah cardboard coffins have been around for a while.

The main point of them is not the cheapness, it’s more that they decompose faster and release less nasties into the immediate soil than treated hardwood.
 
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I'm almost done, I just gotta make clothes, and glue on his mustache.
But before I finish stuffing him, what should I put in him? I'm weird, and I like putting stuff in my plushies. Like, for a different fumo that I posted, I put some holy water and Cobra's mist in her (protection from jews and sickos). I was thinking for the Cobes fumo, I put a few drops of cobra's mist, maybe some dorito dust, and some bacon grease. No holy water, because fuck sky god.
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anliteralidiot said:
I'm almost done, I just gotta make clothes, and glue on his mustache.
But before I finish stuffing him, what should I put in him? I'm weird, and I like putting stuff in my plushies. Like, for a different fumo that I posted, I put some holy water and Cobra's mist in her (protection from jews and sickos). I was thinking for the Cobes fumo, I put a few drops of cobra's mist, maybe some dorito dust, and some bacon grease. No holy water, because fuck sky god.
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Put a little bit of tobacco. He loved his tobacco of all types. The only downside to grease or Doritos would be them rotting and getting all kinds of gross. Maybe make a wand and put a few of the wood chips in there, I know he had to have consumed a fair bit running a lathe in his apartments just by how dusty they can make things.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I'm almost done, I just gotta make clothes, and glue on his mustache.
But before I finish stuffing him, what should I put in him? I'm weird, and I like putting stuff in my plushies. Like, for a different fumo that I posted, I put some holy water and Cobra's mist in her (protection from jews and sickos). I was thinking for the Cobes fumo, I put a few drops of cobra's mist, maybe some dorito dust, and some bacon grease. No holy water, because fuck sky god.
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You gotta put a bit of Country Crock butter, and thanks for the inspiration. If he starts to stink rub some Tactical Soap over his clothes.
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
Put a little bit of tobacco. He loved his tobacco of all types. The only downside to grease or Doritos would be them rotting and getting all kinds of gross. Maybe make a wand and put a few of the wood chips in there, I know he had to have consumed a fair bit running a lathe in his apartments just by how dusty they can make things.
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I was going to use some foam clay for my juan... But I've got a large stump in my garage, for sentimental reasons, so I'll go get a piece to carve up. :)
 
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I was going to use some foam clay for my juan... But I've got a large stump in my garage, for sentimental reasons, so I'll go get a piece to carve up. :)
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I can’t wait to see the final form. I don’t know anything about this variety of doll, or dolls in general, but it’s awesome that you’ll have a little likeness of him chillin with you. That face looked and tattoos looked cool. TWU
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I'm almost done, I just gotta make clothes, and glue on his mustache.
But before I finish stuffing him, what should I put in him? I'm weird, and I like putting stuff in my plushies. Like, for a different fumo that I posted, I put some holy water and Cobra's mist in her (protection from jews and sickos). I was thinking for the Cobes fumo, I put a few drops of cobra's mist, maybe some dorito dust, and some bacon grease. No holy water, because fuck sky god.
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put a little bit of tobacco in him. I was going to suggest a snipe but that would stink up your home and possibly rot the fumo from the inside (although it would be darkly fitting considering how our gothic badboy rotted in his final years) so I will allow unsmoked, dry tobacco as a compromise.
 
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The Morbikon people took down the demos with Cobes on vocals...fucking twinkle-toe faggots.
Those were great songs!
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I need to know where Cobes got this chalice from
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Hasslenuts most likely. His former mod, friend, and professional glass-blower. The guy made quite a few cobra glasses and pipes and sent Josh all sorts of cool glass.
He gets fucked up and livestreams his shenanigans and glassmaking pretty often on youtube.
Seems like a genuinely decent guy to me, and he was always good to Cobes as far as I know. Watching him stream on "the night" when none of us knew WTFIU was a small comfort.
 
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Kind of crazy to think but the world is worse without Joshua Fay Saunders. His antics regularly brought so much joy into my life and it hasn’t been a month yet but I can safely say that my life is a little bit worse without that goober and it’s a thing that won’t get better. Cobes is irreplaceable. You say that when anybody dies but most of the time you’re just being polite, but Cobes really is:
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Kind of crazy to think but the world is worse without Joshua Fay Saunders. His antics regularly brought so much joy into my life and it hasn’t been a month yet but I can safely say that my life is a little bit worse without that goober and it’s a thing that won’t get better. Cobes is irreplaceable. You say that when anybody dies but most of the time you’re just being polite, but Cobes really is:
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I think that King Cobra JFS and the Delray Misfits were the best things that came out of the "Web 2.0" era.
 
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This is random. But I was thinking about Charlie Kirk and Josh today and I figured if Josh was still alive, he would have had probably the most sensible take out of his death.

For example a lot of people have said the most vile things about Charlie (I never watched his videos, just knew of them) But Josh would have at least condemned murder as being wrong. Therefore, Josh was more morale and sensible than 90% of the vileness.

Still can't believe you're gone man. My time on the internet is so much more boring. I hope you save me a Cobra's Mist when I arrive in a few decades bro.
 
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