🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra is dead while Ethan Ralph turns 40 today. The BOY was speaking the truth when he titled his last album “Life Ain’t Fair”.
 
"I love my cigarettes like I like my women. Of age, wet and in my mouth"

"These fucking gas prices, give me a car i can fart and shit in and save me a couple bucks"

The amount of hilarious lines just from this video alone lmao

I'm gonna watch some Cobes every time I have a cigar

 
Here’s an idea I’ve had in mind. Now that Cobes has passed and his saga is over I think an OP rewrite would be appropriate.
 
I miss him, I don't think I'm ready for Clint's farewell video tomorrow. I bought a bunch of beers and a jug of whiskey, I'm going to get fucked up tonight and tomorrow. Revel in the glitz and glamor of the rock star lifestyle for a couple days.
 
For tomorrow I got some dank hard peach iced tea that's apparently new, I definitely think with his love of peach Busch he would've loved it. I also have some Captain Morgan and some different sodas to mix if I get drunk enough to not care about getting sick. Bring on the waterworks Clint, I'm ready.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Cobra is dead while Ethan Ralph turns 40 today. The BOY was speaking the truth when he titled his last album “Life Ain’t Fair”.
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To be fair, Ralph looks absolutely horrific for 40. He doesn’t have much longer I think, especially since he’s forced to live in squalor in a Mexican metal shack.
 
Candover said:
To be fair, Ralph looks absolutely horrific for 40. He doesn’t have much longer I think, especially since he’s forced to live in squalor in a Mexican metal shack.
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Living out his last days on his own terms, just like Cobes. But for Ralph "on his own terms" means "getting out of paying child support" instead of oppositional defiant disorder.
 
Here's the healed tattoo I got of Cobes. (sorry for it being a bit blurry its hard to take the photo myself.)

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I've got a box of Seagrams, a liter of Dew, one last Blue Moon, and a margarita buzzball. I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm not making it out sober.
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Living out his last days on his own terms, just like Cobes. But for Ralph "on his own terms" means "getting out of paying child support" instead of oppositional defiant disorder.
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Ralph is living the deadbeat dad/internationally wanted criminal life and will die of poverty. Cobes would hate Ralph's sicko guts if he knew about him.

anliteralidiot said:
I've got a box of Seagrams, a liter of Dew, one last Blue Moon, and a margarita buzzball. I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm not making it out sober.
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That's a lot of mountain dew hardboiled eggs waiting to be made.
 
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