Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

How does he eat and drink like he does and remain so skinny? (Abit skinny-fat, but I'm amazed hes not overweight)

he only ate 2 pieces on the stream i think, so maybe he doesn't eat much even if what he eats is gross. his booze access is probably financially constrained.

Looks like Cobes privated all his videos instead of straight up deleting them. I'm guessing this is cobes purging content that would threaten his "career" and then putting the other videos back up.

chazz probably told him to dfe if he actually wants to work.

and i only just discovered this fuck yesterday. what luck.
 
Let me tell you LET ME TELL YOU kiwitoobz what the problem is...

Reddit is part of the issue. Open troll plans and jerking off to ideas of new plans.

So I stated above, somebody probably had written something and he saw it or Mr Chazx has shown him some fake shit.

Third option is he saw information on the Mr Chazz...which made him realize immediately that things were not what they were.

either way the item stated above that it's embarrassment is probably what it is or the faggot told him to private things.

Reddit has been trying to get people to unsubscribe, to clone his videos etc which you know is kind of funny but why would you talk about it out in the open? They may have been talking about copyright strikes and things like that also the rock club nation the stupid fucking Discord got exposed finally so he was not happy about that and a lot of the stuff that he did a lot of the stuff that was sent to him was because of that discord group which is now embarrassing.

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he uploaded a new video saying that he has privated all his videos but he won't say why. he believes that his trolls will go away but his "true fans" will stick around. he only vaguely alludes to "seeing some crazy shit" or something to that effect that inspired him to private all the videos.

he claims that he will make them public again in a few days, and he won't stop making videos.

ninja edit: fixed link
 
How does he eat and drink like he does and remain so skinny? (Abit skinny-fat, but I'm amazed hes not overweight)

Because he’s broke as fuck and doesn’t actually eat much. He eats a lot when he gets some money. When the money runs out, he pretty much lives like a bum until the next pay check. On average, he’s probably getting just enough calories to maintain his weight. He’s also extremely malnourished. He doesn’t get nearly enough protein and his food is largely devoid of nutrition. That’s one of the reasons why he’s skinny fat. He has more fat than you think, but, because he has very little muscle, he still looks kinda skinny—aka the dreaded skinny fat.
 
wtf i love this guy.



The previous stream is much more coherent.

lol look at this fucking pizza he ordered: double cheese, double cheddar, double bacon, double philly steak, honey bbq sauce, double onions, which he covered in garlic sauce.

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Yes and double the price

It won’t let me take part in the reddit but what ever, anyway I hate CHAZZY JIZZY he is on a chris Chan level of troll, also he will be back how else will he get his money without the pay pigs

btw anyone have an invite to the rock club nation?
 
Yes and double the price

It won’t let me take part in the reddit but what ever, anyway I hate CHAZZY JIZZY he is on a chris Chan level of troll, also he will be back how else will he get his money without the pay pigs

btw anyone have an invite to the rock club nation?
Rock Club Nation is dead brah.
 


he uploaded a new video saying that he has privated all his videos but he won't say why. he believes that his trolls will go away but his "true fans" will stick around. he only vaguely alludes to "seeing some crazy shit" or something to that effect that inspired him to private all the videos.

he claims that he will make them public again in a few days, and he won't stop making videos.

ninja edit: fixed link
Cryptic. This "weird shit" he saw was a "page on the internet". I'm so curious as to what he saw, and how he interpreted it since he is only semi-literate. I hope it was "Chazz's" ED page.
 
Anyone else watching the new uploads? I’m guessing he gave his new ”manager“ his passwords.
yeah, its some odd choices. Right now a few vids from years back are being uploaded, with bongs and weed thumbnails. Josh has always been sly with his weed usage, "only in Colorado" from what I remember, I wonder what the hell kind of branding I can only imagine he is duped into.

edit: yeah, seems to be mostly all back, I wonder what kind of "detox" that was
 
yeah, its some odd choices. Right now a few vids from years back are being uploaded, with bongs and weed thumbnails. Josh has always been sly with his weed usage, "only in Colorado" from what I remember, I wonder what the hell kind of branding I can only imagine he is duped into.

Someone on reddit, unsure but seems plausible
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Whats new? Everything seems to be back but out of order? https://www.youtube.com/c/KingCobraJFS/videos

Also I checked a bunch and commenting seems to have been turned off for all videos wtf
All the pot videos were posted which they had not been previously. He talked about it in one that was titled something like IMG 1037 that these would have to stay private until weed was legal in Wyo. The did a classic Josh the pwn Lord fantasy sequence. All the “capsule videos“ are previously unposted content. They were posted publicly for the first time today. Same function as the scheduled upload feature it shows rather date it is made public not the date that it gets uploaded. Since they were never public the accidental unprivating idea doesn’t hold water.
 
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